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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 11, 2008 12:16:29 GMT
Winner gets brand new vauxhall astra, and by vauxhall astra I mean nothing.
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Post by TheBeautifulGame on Jul 11, 2008 12:17:17 GMT
'Beer, helping ugly fuckers to get married since 1842'
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Post by Somebody_Told_Me on Jul 11, 2008 12:20:29 GMT
Bad things come to those who wait.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2008 12:20:52 GMT
The Oatcake 9-5ers go on their 1st annual piss up
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 11, 2008 12:22:08 GMT
9-5ers shag loony's mum in woods near to ugly person wedding.
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Post by chunkie on Jul 11, 2008 12:23:25 GMT
I like a good head on my ale !
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jul 11, 2008 12:25:17 GMT
She had 30 of these when she said Yes
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2008 12:26:50 GMT
"First pint of Guinness to have ugly head"
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 11, 2008 12:45:54 GMT
Smell of Guinness puts ugly man in dress off
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Post by jonesinamillion on Jul 11, 2008 13:20:17 GMT
Ugly fucker overjoyed as guiness promises quick fix for receiding hairlines. Ugly woman looks on suitably unimpressed.
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jul 11, 2008 13:30:28 GMT
Man fails to remove beer goggles in time for marriage.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2008 13:35:41 GMT
9-5ers shag loony's mum in woods near to ugly person wedding. I was an original member of the 9-5ers and now look how they treat me! Disdain!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2008 13:45:25 GMT
We treat you like shit loony, we absolutely degrade you.
Just like your Mum when we take it turns to felch on her face.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 11, 2008 14:15:32 GMT
Unfortunatley i was very, very drunk.
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Post by Miniman on Jul 11, 2008 15:17:46 GMT
Shemale marries lovechild of Stephen Fry and David Seaman in what was described in Hot magazine as being the 'Wedding of the Millenium'....The previous one that is...
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Post by boppa74 on Jul 11, 2008 15:26:35 GMT
Every rose thorn has its prick!
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