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Post by ricksastokie on Jul 11, 2008 0:58:39 GMT
I feel that with the nightwatchmen, the 9-5 ers and now the 'under 18s only' that some of us folk are being discriminated against. So I would like to invite the over 45s on this board to join the 'Not Yet Over The Hill Club'. This club will promote free discussion about those things that are close to the heart of the 'not yet over the hill' folk who are too old to go to discos yet too young to take a SAGA holiday. This inaugeral meeting features a slide show entitled. My Favourite Things A decent pint of beer  Bloody roast beef  Sexy Carol  Gone fishing  A comfortable pair of slippers  Ooh pickled onions  A nice bum in a tight pair of jeans  Vintage buses  Our garden shed where no female may trespass  The Sunday newspapers  A ball of string  Peanuts  Dozing in a deckchair ![]() i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/alanbradley/Car%20Stuff/Under-the-bonnet-June-07.jpg![]() Messin' about with engines  Cockles and whelks  The glimpse of a thong Next time My Least Favourite Things Featuring Peeling the spuds Going shopping with the missus Lifting the toilet seat Hoovering the front room Putting the cap back on the toothpaste tube Visiting the mother-in-law We'll also be electing the Treasurer and the Chairman. |
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Post by paula_m on Jul 11, 2008 1:03:20 GMT
hmm I take it this is a Gentlemen's club then  |
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Post by ricksastokie on Jul 11, 2008 1:14:04 GMT
The fairer sex are most welcome. Feel free contribute your favourite things. Once you've rinsed out the tea cups that is...  Only joking honest ;D |
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Post by daverichards on Jul 11, 2008 5:48:51 GMT
this thread decriminates against those who are between the ages of 18 and 45 . I object
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Post by Northy on Jul 11, 2008 7:20:21 GMT
Only just make this one, out of your list I agree with the bum and beer, I saw a glimpse of a thong yesterday on some old chubby bint and it nearly made me heave  Junior and amatuer football keeps me active, no time for getting fat and lazy in a deckchair  |
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Post by vote for pedro on Jul 11, 2008 7:29:09 GMT
i dont want to join this group
you'll all be talking about your colostomy bags while discussing dominos!!!
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jul 11, 2008 7:39:58 GMT
British Railways toilet paper sore on the arse.
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Post by dadofsam on Jul 11, 2008 7:52:01 GMT
I'll join.
Amongst my favourite things are -
whisky
posh birds
quality stereos
chocolate
Stephen King books
Gherkins (dill pickles)
the seaside
winding up Pulis happy-clappers
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Jul 11, 2008 8:21:14 GMT
What a load of shite ;D |
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Post by Tubes on Jul 11, 2008 12:31:10 GMT
don't kid yourselves, your over the hill and gathering speed as you coast down the other side |
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jul 11, 2008 12:41:45 GMT
This is a local board for local people!
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Post by ricksastokie on Jul 12, 2008 1:09:19 GMT
Who's that aimed at Potteringthrough?
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Post by trend....... on Jul 12, 2008 1:26:28 GMT
im guessing hes quoting the league of gentlemen. ''this is a local shop for local people''
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Post by swampySCFC on Jul 12, 2008 18:45:30 GMT
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Post by emery1985 on Jul 13, 2008 14:16:38 GMT
im only 22... can i join?  |
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Post by ricksastokie on Jul 13, 2008 23:43:22 GMT
We are an open club that is happy to accept all ages, colours and creeds. If you feel this is a place that you'll feel happy in of course you can join.
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Post by paula_m on Jul 14, 2008 0:42:58 GMT
A few of my favourite things  A nice glass of chilled wine  mmmmmmmmm say no more  Handbags are my weakness   A girl can never have enough shoes  nice underwear My least favourite thing  |
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Post by swampySCFC on Jul 14, 2008 16:57:02 GMT
An afternoon nap  |
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Post by ricksastokie on Jul 15, 2008 0:20:12 GMT
Welcome to the club Paula, it's not healthy having too much testosterone in one place. I'm sure that your fragrant presence will keep us naughty boys in line. ;D
This week I thought a quick quiz might be fun to see what type of folk we have in the club.
The Preference Game
Which of the following did you prefer?
Blue Peter or Magpie
Val Singleton or Jenny Hanley
Peter Purves or Mick Robertson
Jamboree Bags or Pez
Porridge or Open All Hours
Chocolate Treats or Peanut Treats
Grandstand or World of Sport
Slade or The Sweet
Jubblies or Salt 'n' Shake
Benny Hill or Tommy Cooper
Tizer or Cresta (It's frothy man)
Dr Who or Blake's Seven
Mint Cracknell or Aztec
The Golden Shot or The Sky's the Limit
Bay City Rollers or The Rubettes
Bob Wilson's Football Focus or Saint and Greavsie
Opal Mints or Opal Fruits
The Sweeney or Z Cars
Lulu or Cilla
Morecambe & Wise or Mike & Bernie Winters
Coronation Street or Crossroads
Golden Wonder or Smith's Crisps
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Post by paula_m on Jul 15, 2008 0:46:29 GMT
Blue Peter Val Singleton Peter Purves Jamboree Bags Open All Hours Chocolate Treats Grandstand The Sweet Jubblies Tommy Cooper Tizer or Cresta (It's frothy man) mmm that's a toughie Dr Who Mint Cracknell The Golden Shot The Rubettes Saint and Greavsie Opal Mints or Opal Fruits - another toughie The Sweeney Lulu Morecambe & Wise Crossroads - although my Dad moaned like hell at the time Golden Wonder Crisps |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2008 10:24:20 GMT
What a popular club
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Post by hiyadad on Jul 15, 2008 11:35:00 GMT
over 40's hate
kids who run about @
parties,
in your house,
in your flowerbed.
crumbled newspapers.
lager.
but love.
heartbeat,
coronation st,
tennis.
save us a seat, i'll be with you soon!!
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