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Post by daverichards on Jul 7, 2008 19:38:03 GMT
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Post by algor on Jul 7, 2008 19:45:35 GMT
Makes me ashamed to be honest  "cockroaches" WTF! |
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Post by Godo on Jul 7, 2008 19:46:57 GMT
Who's in it?
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Post by daverichards on Jul 7, 2008 19:49:09 GMT
watch dispatches again on 4OD later
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Post by yes-mate on Jul 7, 2008 19:50:53 GMT
this is BRILL.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 19:54:51 GMT
Who is the bird in your avatar Dave?
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 7, 2008 19:56:53 GMT
Who is the bird in your avatar Dave? She's called Melissa Theuriau, you may need a box of kleenex ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 20:00:13 GMT
A couple of boxes!! If I was going out with her I'd never leave the house, I'd be in it every hour I was awake (and asleep).  ;D |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 7, 2008 20:01:12 GMT
Take shagged out to a whole new level? ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 20:01:54 GMT
Damn right, I'd be like a limpet on a rock!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 20:02:21 GMT
Before you go looking for clips of Melissa WD, make sure you buy this kit  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 20:04:08 GMT
Cheers for the tip EastMids, it's gonna be a long night!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 20:05:14 GMT
Great signature too mate, my favourite film is Fiction. QT is a genius.
"Oooh, you were finished. Well allow me to retort"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 20:11:41 GMT
That film doesn't have a script like other films; I'm sure Tarantino just wanted memorable quote after memorable quote. The only other film he's written that comes anywhere near as close in providing such gems (IMHO) is From Dusk Til Dawn.
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Post by scfcmatt on Jul 7, 2008 20:14:20 GMT
Pulp Fiction is my favourite film ever, i could watch it every day for the rest of my life  Do you know why they call it the Royale with Cheese? Uhhh...Because of...the metric system? CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAINS ON BRAD! Mhhmmm this IS a tasty burger ;D |
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Post by ldp05 on Jul 7, 2008 20:47:39 GMT
"Islamophobia" hahahahahahahaha!
Could someone please give me a definition as to what this is?
As for the programme, how fucking distasteful on the 3rd anniversary of 7/7, that they feel the need to defend and sympathise with the Muslim community.
Strange, dont you think, that there has never been a documentary focusing on Anti-White attacks by these "moderate" folk.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 20:54:46 GMT
SugarRay/EastMids: -
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.
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Post by scfcmatt on Jul 7, 2008 20:57:22 GMT
;D Absolute genius
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 21:00:26 GMT
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 21:02:07 GMT
Jules: [Vincent and Jules are cleaning the inside of the car which is covered in blood] Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
Jules: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!
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Post by trend....... on Jul 7, 2008 21:02:59 GMT
;D daves 'racist scum' thread has been transformed!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 21:06:10 GMT
It is now the Fiction thread!!! ;D
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Post by scfcmatt on Jul 7, 2008 21:08:06 GMT
Ooohhh man i just shot marvin in the face |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 21:08:55 GMT
Jules: So, tell me again about the hashbars?
Vincent: Okay, what you wanna know?
Jules: Hash is legal there right?
Vincent: Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean, you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Jules: And those are hashbars?
Vincent: It breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but that doesn't really matter 'cause - get a load of this - if you get stopped by the cops in amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in amsterdam don't have.
Jules: [Laughing] I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm fucking going
Vincent: Yeah baby, you'd digg it the most.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 21:21:53 GMT
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
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Post by scfcmatt on Jul 7, 2008 21:55:22 GMT
Haha absolutely superb, even reading the lines (and putting on the voices in my head ;D) makes me laugh out loud
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