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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:02:22 GMT
After months and months of waiting I've finally been offered a job! a very good job infact!
I get to work in football, get paid (well) and they give me somewhere to live, feed me and pay for my phone bill. AMAZING!
there is only one problem.......
My uniform is a Man United Training Kit.
OH wat to do!??!! ??? ??? ???
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:06:41 GMT
is residential. all the time im there i need to be in uniform.....  |
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:17:12 GMT
Suppose ill just have to grin and bear it! atleast ill always have toilet paper handy!!  |
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Post by scfcmatt on Jul 7, 2008 15:19:04 GMT
It's got to be worth the money! Go and take their money  |
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:20:25 GMT
Yeah thats what it swaying me at the moment!!
I cant believe parents pay over £800 for their kids to attend one of these things! its ridiculous!
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Post by scfcmatt on Jul 7, 2008 15:21:17 GMT
What is it?
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:22:53 GMT
The Soccer Academy!
Runs from age 6-14
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Post by scfcmatt on Jul 7, 2008 15:23:44 GMT
More money than sense  |
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:26:59 GMT
Yeah coaching mainly mixed in with a bit of counseling!
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 7, 2008 15:29:43 GMT
Hi, WhoKnew
I am/was your new boss.
Consider yourself fired for posting company policies and pricing on a public message board.
Regards
Your old Boss
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:31:47 GMT
Thanks Dave! Your cant be much of a boss cos ud know that prices are due to change in a week or so! |
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:32:50 GMT
Yeah coaching mainly mixed in with a bit of counseling! You could have some fun with that.....(In head *This lad is really really good*) To the parent your son wunna make it at Utd take him to Stoke though I am sure they will offer him a place ;D good plan! Ill give TP a call and tell him ill get him the right players!! |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 7, 2008 15:34:09 GMT
Thanks Dave! Your cant be much of a boss cos ud know that prices are due to change in a week or so! i leave those sort of trivialities to my minions. Please clear your desk and return your "We love Alex Ferguson" mug. |
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:35:12 GMT
Thanks Dave! Your cant be much of a boss cos ud know that prices are due to change in a week or so! i leave those sort of trivialities to my minions. Please clear your desk and return your "We love Alex Ferguson" mug. tht be the black mug? with the red writing?! |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 7, 2008 15:40:50 GMT
i leave those sort of trivialities to my minions. Please clear your desk and return your "We love Alex Ferguson" mug. tht be the black mug? with the red writing?! i'm a very busy man please deal with my seceratary, i wish you luck in your future ventures |
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:42:25 GMT
ull find ya mug in the top drawer of ur desk. i left u a little present in there |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 7, 2008 15:43:01 GMT
is it a sherbert lemon?
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:45:12 GMT
no its a chocolate lime.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 7, 2008 15:46:11 GMT
super
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:46:53 GMT
enjoy it and i promise i wont tell ur wife about the incident u had with malcolm
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 7, 2008 15:49:57 GMT
I am malcolm,
This chocolate lime is horrible
I am glad i have fired you.
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:53:21 GMT
have i missed something!?!
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 7, 2008 15:56:50 GMT
Ah Sidders, Please take a memo: Dear staff, WhoKnew has been fired let this be a lesson to all of you! I expect to see high calibre sherbert lemons on my desk tomorrow morning. Also Sidders please fetch me a coffee. |
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 15:57:49 GMT
fired! u cant fire me! ill take u to court!! |
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Post by markscfc72 on Jul 7, 2008 15:58:26 GMT
just as long as you teach them how to hit it really far and high you can keep your head held high!
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 16:00:13 GMT
sidders is a brown nose sidders is a brown nose la la la la, la la la la sidders is a brown nose sidders is a brown nose u get the idea |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 7, 2008 16:00:44 GMT
Ah Sidders, Please take a memo: Dear staff, WhoKnew has been fired let this be a lesson to all of you! I expect to see high calibre sherbert lemons on my desk tomorrow morning. Also Sidders please fetch me a coffee. Indeed sir no problem sir sorted sir, one lump or two? Just don't stir it with your cock this time And sidders please call security and remove Whoknew from the premises. |
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 16:02:09 GMT
ull have to catch me first!!!
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 16:07:39 GMT
please dont. i was hoping some dashing young security men to chase me round a bit! ha
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Post by whoknew on Jul 7, 2008 16:12:26 GMT
mwhaha! u wont like me after iv played football on sunday vs vale ( thts if ur playing?!)
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