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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 12:32:04 GMT
I'm giving serious consideration to shitting, pissing and puking all over my bathroom floor and then falling asleep on the shitter.
Any advice?
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 7, 2008 12:39:32 GMT
Well.. first and foremost.. you've chosen the right people to give you the best advice possible to make your drunken nights complete my friend. We at SRF.Inc are committed to giving our clients the best drunken night ever  My advice - start early.. finish late. Go for a walk around the early hours of the morning because fresh air absolutely nackered me. As soon as you feel yourself hit the point of no return with the pissedness.. head straight for the bathroom BUT DON'T SIT ON THE TOILET YET!!! You have work to do my friend.. As soon as you feel the turtle raging its way through your alcohol riddled gut.. begin to perform a crap like stance. This way.. you are ready to turd over the bathroom floor. As soon as you've finished.. piss all over the delivery goods.. take a whiff and throw up on the soggy pile of mess. Then.. take a sit down period on the toilet and you'll just want to go sleep and think that it's all a horrible messy dream Once you are awaken by an extremely confused and disapproving girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/bumboy/vicar.. take full responsibility and feel proud. You have completed the elusive Triple Crown  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 12:43:46 GMT
Many thanks SRF.
You are indeed a legend.
I now know what they mean now when they say “think outside the box”. Most people would get to the bathroom and shit on the shitter, not SRF – he thought outside the box and shat all over the floor!!
Genius.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 7, 2008 12:45:23 GMT
Who would've thought that legendary status would be granted by taking a pissed dump next to a toilet ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 12:46:10 GMT
On a separate note, is it your night with vestan’s lady or mine?
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 7, 2008 12:47:09 GMT
Think it's mine WD. I was with the Terror of Sid Manor last night |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 7, 2008 12:47:27 GMT
On a separate note, is it your night with vestan’s lady or mine? i thought tonight was group night |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 12:48:44 GMT
Be gentle with her mate, she’s not walking well after the weekend I had with her. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 12:49:33 GMT
Group night is Thursday’s Dave.
Bring the KY mate.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 7, 2008 12:50:38 GMT
I'm at cricket on Thursday evening WD but I'll bring my bat afterwards. Could be an interesting twist |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 12:51:17 GMT
You bring the bat, I'll bring my fists |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 7, 2008 12:53:42 GMT
We shall take spocking to a whole new level |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 13:23:26 GMT
She likes a good spocking!!
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 7, 2008 13:47:31 GMT
And ATM I heard |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 7, 2008 13:49:10 GMT
And ATM I heard she's never dispensed any cash for me |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 13:50:07 GMT
ATM – anally thrust manoeuvres?
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 7, 2008 14:05:32 GMT
Ass To Mouth SMD - Defo not an ATM. That was my first thought so I swiped my card between her bumcheeks and the only thing she dispensed was a pile of shit |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 14:07:10 GMT
Perhaps you put your pin in wrong.
Any by pin, I mean rolling pin.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 7, 2008 14:09:03 GMT
That's what she said then realised it was my penis |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 14:11:45 GMT
Who the fuck voted for Motty?
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 7, 2008 14:14:58 GMT
Cunt
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