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Post by myleftboot on Jul 4, 2008 10:04:33 GMT
It's my day off. Being the great boyfirend that I am I make the other half some breakfast before she goes to work and what do I get back, a woman in a foul mood as the toast isn't dont to EC regulations and the comment "I would rather read the Sentinel than wake up next to you some mornings. It's more interesting" ;D Bugger her now I'm off down the pub tonight so she can get her own tea. It isn't easy being a man is it lads  |
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Post by Somebody_Told_Me on Jul 4, 2008 10:12:34 GMT
No it isn't you put your foot down. Be careful though you don't want to lose all privileges  |
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Post by chunkie on Jul 4, 2008 10:15:56 GMT
tell her you'll get a cleaner in before you'll do the housework and washing up in future!
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Post by Northy on Jul 4, 2008 10:39:44 GMT
everything that my missus has said in the past that don't meet her standards when I do it, the dusting, the ironing, the hoovering, washing up, hanging out the washing, even emptying the dishwasher I did wrong -
Guess what? I don't do any of it now ;D
Amazing how I suddenly can't clean and iron after spending 14 years in the navy doing it ;D
The only thing I do at home is cook, as she's useless and I like my food.
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Post by myleftboot on Jul 4, 2008 10:42:58 GMT
shhhh but I think its "that time" of the month so all privelages are revoked anyway That time of the month when all us men volunteer for overtime at work ;D |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jul 4, 2008 10:44:08 GMT
Fuckin Dishwasher. There´s only one dishwasher in my house.
The missus
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Post by vestanpance on Jul 4, 2008 11:37:34 GMT
Have you considered bombing her off and getting a new Mrs? i mean, she's not much to look at, and she's not the best shag in the world, is she lads? |
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Post by myleftboot on Jul 4, 2008 14:06:15 GMT
Well it seems thats the solution in her eyes.
Just got my matching orders by text message ;D Never mind eh! out round Hanley tonight on the lash and roll in work pissed as a twat for me tomorrow by the looks of it ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2008 14:55:31 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Jul 4, 2008 19:46:09 GMT
A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. Kay from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me....'You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your arse and give her a break!' I thought 'Shit! ... Women!' Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms 'Sod off and mind your own business. My wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening'. After a few days I felt really bad , so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn.. Yes guys , after all we should take good care of our wives ... that way maybe they will take good care of us. I have attached a picture below. I hope it comes through OK [see below]  I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER, SHE WILL WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT |
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