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Post by santy on Jul 3, 2008 18:22:01 GMT
Well, today sat down playing a bit of cod4 with my mates when she chimes in with "I think you should sell your xbox" - bit of a daft suggestion as it is but this is followed by "because we could do with the money for a baby" my response was  dropped the controller and almost had a fit, anyone who wants children at 19 is crazy so shes on her way out unless she drastically reconsiders |
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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Jul 3, 2008 18:26:03 GMT
I think she be expecting youther.
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Post by santy on Jul 3, 2008 18:31:04 GMT
no she said she thought she was, but was really disappointed when she found out she wasnt, so now its in her mind she wants a baby... crazy
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Post by Top Stopper on Jul 3, 2008 18:41:35 GMT
Fuckin hell, how much does she think xboxes are worth? ;D
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Post by scfcmatt on Jul 3, 2008 18:44:00 GMT
about £250-£300 in the shops
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Post by Top Stopper on Jul 3, 2008 18:46:45 GMT
That should buy the bottles, a bouncer and a pair of shoes. ;D
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Post by Fred Zeppelin on Jul 3, 2008 19:10:59 GMT
no she said she thought she was, but was really disappointed when she found out she wasnt, so now its in her mind she wants a baby... crazy Unlucky ;D |
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Post by davemongisback on Jul 3, 2008 19:14:37 GMT
Send her 'round to me, I have pregnating experience.
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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Jul 3, 2008 19:34:21 GMT
and me, but don't let on Ive had the snip will ya?
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Post by bunnyscfc on Jul 3, 2008 20:20:30 GMT
er, how about "let's get married!?!?"
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Jul 3, 2008 20:39:55 GMT
Send her 'round to me, I have pregnating experience. Does that mean there are little ***** about? Horrifying thought |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jul 3, 2008 20:58:10 GMT
Suggesting I should go up a fucking ladder. ;D
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Post by daverichards on Jul 3, 2008 22:12:36 GMT
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Post by yes-mate on Jul 3, 2008 22:15:10 GMT
dave, again, you sad bastard!
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Post by craig67 on Jul 3, 2008 22:23:26 GMT
'honest,the withdrawal method is a safe form of contraception!'
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Post by myleftboot on Jul 3, 2008 22:26:16 GMT
Mine sent me a text a few weeks ago telling me to turn my phone on because she wanted to ring me.
The mind boggles lads it really does ;D
Percy to qoute Billy Conelly on the withdrawal method "pulling out is the last direction yor hips want to take you" ;D. It's true as well. Pulling out at the moment of impact takes will power and a tremendous amount of bodily control.
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Post by daverichards on Jul 3, 2008 22:58:27 GMT
Billy Connolly on the rhythm method and withdrawal:
“When I’m about to come, there’s not a herd of wild f**king horses could make my arse go in THAT [pointing backwards] direction…”
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Post by santy on Jul 3, 2008 23:52:17 GMT
No side effects in the year they tested it for, 10 years down the line in the doctors surgery: Doctor: Well, your penis is on the verge of dropping off, your testicles have already hanging by quite literally a thread and you now have an inability to get an erection nor will you ever have a normal life again. Think I'll pass lol |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jul 4, 2008 10:26:00 GMT
The best and safest bet is to put it up her bum untill you feel that you are ready for kids. The selfish bitch, i mean sell your xbox
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dropped the controller and almost had a fit, anyone who wants children at 19 is crazy so shes on her way out unless she drastically reconsiders
