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Post by Harpoon Louie on Jul 3, 2008 12:10:42 GMT
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Post by smigchop on Jul 3, 2008 12:15:20 GMT
she closed the bedroom door and my dressing gown fell off the hook on the back of it.
apparently that meant I was a "f**king animal"
oh dear
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Post by frasier37 on Jul 3, 2008 12:39:52 GMT
"I was with my Japanese ex on the train in Tokyo. She looked really young- she was 23 at the time. We saw on old, wrinkly Japanese woman get on the train and I turned to my ex and said 'f**king hell, I can't believe you'll look like that one day.'
Got blanked for about an hour."
;D ;D ;D
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jul 3, 2008 12:46:58 GMT
Theres some good 'uns there.
My missus has fallen out with me before when she's had a dream about me cheating on her - Yet its still my fault, how the hell does that work?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2008 12:48:20 GMT
‘cus you cheated on her in her dream mate.
Fuck me, some people are just thick.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 3, 2008 16:04:26 GMT
My girlfriend had a dream with me shagging a bird infront of her and she shook me awake in the middle of the night! "You've just cheated on me you bastard!" "Have I? I've been asleep ya daft sod" "In my dream you ****" "Ohhhh.. was she fit?" ;D  |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 3, 2008 16:20:45 GMT
My girlfriend had a dream with me shagging a bird infront of her and she shook me awake in the middle of the night! "You've just cheated on me you bastard!" "Have I? I've been asleep ya daft sod" "In my dream you ****" "Ohhhh.. was she fit?" ;D So... was the sofa comfortable? ;D |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 3, 2008 16:28:28 GMT
It was my bed. I aren't moving for no fucker out of my bed She just turned over in a huff.. bless her |
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Post by Miniman on Jul 3, 2008 17:07:05 GMT
At skool someone broke up cos someone told them that they saw them talk to the skool slut....they don't go the same skool...bit random...
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Post by Tubes on Jul 3, 2008 17:46:30 GMT
took my ex to a real posh restaurant and after the waitress had taken our order, I was accused of throwing all the effort I'd gone to in her face to make her feel bad (what the hell?) Ended up having a lovely steak meal, a nice bottle of wine, and beautiful silence for an hour while she didn't touch a scrap of anything she'd ordered. (Naturally I ate hers too)  |
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jul 4, 2008 16:12:06 GMT
Worked out perfectly then tubes - might have a crack at that one me sen! |
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