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Post by wizzardofdribble on Jul 2, 2008 10:48:59 GMT
One for the older Stokies who remember Viz.. Not sure whether it exists anymore  Were some great characters; Billy the Fish Bottom Inspectors Albert Gordon (traffic warden) Jack Black and his dog Silver Aldridge Prior Norbort Colon Paul Whicker (tall vicar) Johny Fartpants Buster Gonad Fat Slags Fru T Bunn Mrs Brady (old lady) Steve Irwin (nursing home care assistant) Victorian Dad Eight Ace Biffa Bacon Terry Fuckwit Raffles Gentleman Thug; "Could you address your remarks to my manual extremity, before you fornicate off, as my physiognomy appears not to be currently listening" 10 years before Catherine Tates "Am I bovvad?", nicked off Viz ;D Anyone else remember VIZ? |
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Post by chunkie on Jul 2, 2008 11:40:36 GMT
roger mellie the man on the telly
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on Jul 2, 2008 11:43:05 GMT
roger mellie the man on the telly I'm with you, surprised he wasn't mentioned in the list...brilliant! ;D |
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Post by the cat on Jul 2, 2008 11:50:21 GMT
What about Finbar Saunders and his double entendres?
Phnar Phnar
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Post by mermaidsal on Jul 2, 2008 11:56:05 GMT
The Fat Slags were my role models obviously  , always had a soft spot for young Finbar but Billy the Fish was the first place I looked, who can forget Tommy Brown's recovery from his fatal heart attack? |
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Post by leeklad on Jul 2, 2008 12:00:50 GMT
Mickey,s monkey spunk moped/ short lived but in me memory forever true pisser ;D
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Post by voodooray1863 on Jul 2, 2008 14:08:42 GMT
cockney wanker was one i think?
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Post by vote for pedro on Jul 2, 2008 14:59:48 GMT
always loved biffa bacon (had a bit of a soft spot for his mum ;D)
what about the other versions of it?
zit and smut
they were ok but not as good
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Post by edwardhitler on Jul 2, 2008 15:03:54 GMT
George Beastial
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Jul 2, 2008 15:34:35 GMT
What about " Tits hoooot" Sid the Sexest
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Post by vote for pedro on Jul 2, 2008 15:40:47 GMT
terry fuckwit
mili tant
was nobby's piles in viz or one of the others?
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Jul 2, 2008 15:54:50 GMT
Nobbys Piles were in ;D
Forgot about Cockney Wanker
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Jul 2, 2008 16:28:50 GMT
Biffa Bacon and Roger Mellie for me. I remember Roger Mellie doing a pro celeb golf tournament in one cartoon strip with Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Tarbuck. Absolute pisser!  Top Tips was superb too! |
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Post by vote for pedro on Jul 2, 2008 16:34:51 GMT
top tips were great
just found these ;D
Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your
chin into a bowl of iron filings
A hedgehog trained to scuttle up and down the table from guest to
guest makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble
dispenser at cocktail parties
Domestos is an ideal substitute for Blue Curaco, and far less pricey.
It gives any cocktail a bit of "oomph."
Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply
changing your name to match your existing plate.
Mr KVL 74IY, Lincoln.
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Post by slimyouth on Jul 2, 2008 16:47:46 GMT
Paid £5 for sid on dvd recently,absolute class,remember-Sheriden poorly and suicidal syd.
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Jul 2, 2008 17:44:01 GMT
Top- Tip If you find a young child choking on an ice-cube...simply pour boiling water down its throat Hey presto...problem solved  |
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Post by Mason_Stokie on Jul 2, 2008 18:42:48 GMT
pathetic sharks!!
had a t-shirt with them on, and a biffa bacon one..
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Jul 3, 2008 15:52:36 GMT
My Fave character was not in Viz, but Smut magazine.
Papercut Pete, loves dishing out painful papercuts, pisser!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2008 16:16:15 GMT
Roger Mellie surely?! Although Major Misunderstanding always manages to raise a chuckle for some reason. And Viz is indeed still going strong and you can subscribe here Top Tips from the lastest issue include: Ladies. Cause unnecessary congestion at petrol forecourts by waiting for the pumps on the side nearest to your petrol cap, as the 9-foot long hose may not reach round your 5-foot wide hatchback |
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Post by zigazaga on Jul 3, 2008 19:35:46 GMT
I remember Roger Mellie doing a pro celeb golf tournament in one cartoon strip with Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Tarbuck. Absolute pisser! I remember that one too..it was a classic...I remember Roger taking a dump in one of the bunkers lol |
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Post by craig67 on Jul 4, 2008 13:46:06 GMT
The parkie.
Farmer Palmer.
Modern parents.
Black bag.
The critics.
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Jul 4, 2008 13:46:27 GMT
Was very proud to have a top tip published 2 months ago  Pathetic Sharks every time- brought them back recently. Fruit T Bunn is great- whatever happened to Aldridge Prior? The Roger Mellie golf was made into a cartoon. Look forward to it every month if I can find it here |
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Jul 4, 2008 14:36:12 GMT
 Does Jimmy Nail count? |
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Jul 4, 2008 14:50:20 GMT
"Howay biffa, yer put nay hurles in tha fooking tin yer soft bastaad" - Ma Bacon on discovering Biffa's per tortoise was dead.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jul 5, 2008 7:53:41 GMT
I have still got the Big Hard One ( best of Viz issues 1-12)
Some of the early characters that didn't stand the test of time :
Professor Piehead
Skinheed
Tommy and his majic shoes
Smiles the clown
Mr Mediocre
Student Grant
Pathetic Sharks
Norman the Doorman
Victor Pratt the Stupid Twat
Paul Whicker the Tall Vicar
Mr Logic
Bugger Me Bob and Tales of the Unexpected
Big Vern
Frank the Princess
Lonely Sidney Sidebottom
Captain Incontinent
Victor and his Boa Constrictor
Rude Kid
I think issues 1-12 didn't have "Top Tips" but had "Charlie Pontoon's Talking Sense Column", " Read & Learn with Naylor Hammond BSc" and "Star Mail".
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Jul 5, 2008 8:02:42 GMT
Studen G(w)rant appears the odd time- really does sum up some Uni students, reminds me of someone who posts on here the odd time. Captain Incontinent was great ;D Big Vern still fairly regular. |
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, always had a soft spot for young Finbar but Billy the Fish was the first place I looked, who can forget Tommy Brown's recovery from his fatal heart attack?
