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Post by 4kingal on Jul 1, 2008 22:07:41 GMT
A blonde gets a job as a teacher.
She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know.' she says.
'It's best I stay here.' he says.
'Why?' says the blonde.
The boy says: 'Because I'm the fucking goalie'
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Post by rhodesy on Jul 1, 2008 22:11:07 GMT
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Post by garymoore26 on Jul 1, 2008 22:35:36 GMT
lol gooden
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jul 2, 2008 9:21:04 GMT
Q. If a blond and a brunette fell off a skyscraper which one would hit the floor first?
A. The brunette.
Why you ask..Because the Blond would stop and ask directions on the way down. ;D
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Post by DansViews on Jul 2, 2008 10:41:12 GMT
Thats stupid Arthur, because we all know that you cannot stop whilst falling unless attached to something (like a bungee rope). The only other way you stop is if you hit the floor or anything before that.. to which you would probably be dead.
So in simple terms, i doubt she would stop for directions.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jul 2, 2008 10:52:13 GMT
OH YEH ;D how silly of me
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Post by BuzzB on Jul 2, 2008 11:29:17 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by danthestokie on Jul 4, 2008 17:34:52 GMT
lol good jok m8 are u a stoke fan
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