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Post by swampySCFC on Jun 29, 2008 22:30:43 GMT
;D ;D ;D  |
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Post by powchirper on Jun 29, 2008 22:39:08 GMT
this big.  |
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Post by craig67 on Jun 29, 2008 22:47:47 GMT
Is that all you've got?  |
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Post by n01stokie on Jun 29, 2008 22:49:58 GMT
i would show mine but the screen aint big enough |
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Post by mistersausage on Jun 29, 2008 22:51:59 GMT
I have been kindly informed by quite a few 'ladies' who have enjoyed my 'company' that my johnson is not only on the large size but perfectly formed.
For some reason I seem to get blow jobs without the need to grab them by the hair and shove their kissers over my nob.
Add to this that I seem to be able, in my later years, to 'do them' again and again, even if i've shot my bolt, and all is good in the sausage department.
Thank you for asking. Personally I always thought it was average but that said I don't look at other blokes cocks and don't watch porno so I wouldn't know.
Worst thing is it tends to touch the bog wall when I sit down to have a shit, I hate that.
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Post by powchirper on Jun 29, 2008 22:59:56 GMT
Get you Biggus dickus. ;D
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Post by mistersausage on Jun 29, 2008 23:02:30 GMT
They love it ..... the filthy cows.
Get thee on the end o this you dirty cow ... you know you want it ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2008 23:11:22 GMT
About 3 inch, my mum told me it's normal.
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Post by myleftboot on Jun 29, 2008 23:40:14 GMT
As big as she wants it to be until she gets me home and finds out for herself ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 30, 2008 7:16:59 GMT
Mr. Sausage a bit of a COCK and bull story that.
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Post by mistersausage on Jun 30, 2008 9:35:54 GMT
Glad to tell you it's all absolutely true. Shame I'm an ugly bastard though  |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 30, 2008 9:45:33 GMT
Glad to tell you it's all absolutely true. Shame I'm an ugly bastard though Can you stick your dick up your own arse though ??? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2008 10:11:28 GMT
Glad to tell you it's all absolutely true. Shame I'm an ugly bastard though Can you stick your dick up your own arse though ??? I can't but other blokes have stuck it up my arse without any problems!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2008 10:12:28 GMT
Ahhhhhh, that was a good night loony. You never called me after though.  |
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Post by myleftboot on Jun 30, 2008 10:13:08 GMT
My Cocks bent, so I can come and go at the same time |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2008 10:22:23 GMT
Ahhhhhh, that was a good night loony. You never called me after though. Sorry mate...I'm a wanker like that! |
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Post by ricksastokie on Jun 30, 2008 12:14:01 GMT
I can make mine six inches long...
...I fold it in half ;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Jun 30, 2008 12:16:50 GMT
Way, way smaller than anything mentioned so far  ;D |
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Post by mermaidsal on Jun 30, 2008 12:21:28 GMT
Honestly I'll stick with what I've got thanks ;D
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 30, 2008 12:39:25 GMT
Mines on the small size,That does,nt worry me though,I only use it for pissing anyway.  |
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Jun 30, 2008 12:56:35 GMT
King Kurt - Big Cock (1st album) |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jun 30, 2008 18:41:56 GMT
about 5 inches,
but apparently most girls dont like it that wide.
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Post by mistersausage on Jun 30, 2008 20:12:55 GMT
Glad to tell you it's all absolutely true. Shame I'm an ugly bastard though Can you stick your dick up your own arse though ??? Never tried but I can touch my own arse with my cock. Did it for a bet once had evryone pissing themselves. |
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Post by slimyouth on Jun 30, 2008 21:00:39 GMT
small,but i do have 18 stone to push it in with |
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