Klopp..

[atillathehoneybee]

The gift that just keeps giving.
His season has imploded, and now falling out with star striker

[Pretty Little Boother]

Will be the next England manager.

You heard it here first.

[xchpotter]

Mmm, not that keen on Klopp……but if he did replace Southgate I’d be more than happy.

[Ron]

Apr 27, 2024 21:00:53 GMT atillathehoneybee said:

The gift that just keeps giving.
His season has imploded, and now falling out with star striker

couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke. All about him. All the time. Glad he’s failed.

[bayernoatcake]

So what’s actually happened?

[PotteringThrough]

Apr 27, 2024 22:01:19 GMT bayernoatcake said:

So what’s actually happened?

Salah was waiting to come on as sub. Liverpool blew half a chance on the break and Salah turned to Klopp, with a look in his eye as if to say I’d have scored that…

… suddenly renowned West Ham fan Kris Akabusi stood up in the crowd. He saluted Salah, as if to say well done sir - but his hands weren’t raised.

The reflection from klopps teeth suddenly went a few shades darker as the smirk from salah quickly disappeared and a dawning realisation of what was about to happen…


I don’t know what happened but I’m guessing this is a possible explanation if we were in 2010 (?) oatcake territory and not on the main board.

[thehartshillbadger]

Apr 27, 2024 22:01:19 GMT bayernoatcake said:

So what’s actually happened?

He fell out with Salah on the touchline because he wasn’t ready to be subbed on. Klopp is well within his rights. Salah has always been a right surly fucker when he’s subbed for having a bad game

[milton58]

Apr 27, 2024 22:17:40 GMT thehartshillbadger said:

Apr 27, 2024 22:01:19 GMT bayernoatcake said:

So what’s actually happened?

He fell out with Salah on the touchline because he wasn’t ready to be subbed on. Klopp is well within his rights. Salah has always been a right surly fucker when he’s subbed for having a bad game

wasn't Salah waiting to come on as a substitute

[jokker]

I feel sorry for JK but not for Salah or Liverpool. JK should have stood down when the announcement was made, and he would have been mentioned in the final annals right next to Shankly.

At first the eulogies were great, but the players have stopped playing for him, and now he will be remembered as the manager who failed in all competitions.

I can see them becoming the next Manure...can't see Slot doing much for them, and he will be gone within a year or two. Then they'll appoint Gerrard and he will be a disaster as their manager. Then they'll appoint anyone to get them out of trouble, maybe even a Dyche type of manager.

[fullmetaljacket]

I don't mind Klopp.

Yes, he says some daft things sometimes but it's his job to get any benefit he can for his club.

Seems a top bloke and good luck to him in the future.

[GeneralFaye]

It was because Salah didn't hug Klopp... seriously.

[coldtuesdaynight]

Apr 27, 2024 21:28:48 GMT Pretty Little Boother said:

Will be the next England manager.

You heard it here first.

I certainly hope this is more correct than my prediction of Lee Carsley….

[figo85]

He’s definitely gunning for the German national job ?

[werrington]

Apr 28, 2024 5:50:37 GMT jokker said:

I feel sorry for JK but not for Salah or Liverpool. JK should have stood down when the announcement was made, and he would have been mentioned in the final annals right next to Shankly.

At first the eulogies were great, but the players have stopped playing for him, and now he will be remembered as the manager who failed in all competitions.

I can see them becoming the next Manure...can't see Slot doing much for them, and he will be gone within a year or two. Then they'll appoint Gerrard and he will be a disaster as their manager. Then they'll appoint anyone to get them out of trouble, maybe even a Dyche type of manager.

Failed in all competitions?

He’s won every single trophy that he could possibly win at Liverpool bar the Europa cup and he would of completed that had Seville not beaten them in the final

Failed in all competitions is not what he’ll be remembered for in years to come

[robwahlmann]

Apr 28, 2024 7:10:19 GMT werrington said:

Apr 28, 2024 5:50:37 GMT jokker said:

I feel sorry for JK but not for Salah or Liverpool. JK should have stood down when the announcement was made, and he would have been mentioned in the final annals right next to Shankly.

At first the eulogies were great, but the players have stopped playing for him, and now he will be remembered as the manager who failed in all competitions.

I can see them becoming the next Manure...can't see Slot doing much for them, and he will be gone within a year or two. Then they'll appoint Gerrard and he will be a disaster as their manager. Then they'll appoint anyone to get them out of trouble, maybe even a Dyche type of manager.

Failed in all competitions?

He’s won every single trophy that he could possibly win at Liverpool bar the Europa cup and he would of completed that had Seville not beaten them in the final

Failed in all competitions is not what he’ll be remembered for in years to come

Fantastic manager who unfortunately made Liverpool a great team again!

[jokker]

Apr 28, 2024 7:10:19 GMT werrington said:

Apr 28, 2024 5:50:37 GMT jokker said:

I feel sorry for JK but not for Salah or Liverpool. JK should have stood down when the announcement was made, and he would have been mentioned in the final annals right next to Shankly.

At first the eulogies were great, but the players have stopped playing for him, and now he will be remembered as the manager who failed in all competitions.

I can see them becoming the next Manure...can't see Slot doing much for them, and he will be gone within a year or two. Then they'll appoint Gerrard and he will be a disaster as their manager. Then they'll appoint anyone to get them out of trouble, maybe even a Dyche type of manager.

Failed in all competitions?

He’s won every single trophy that he could possibly win at Liverpool bar the Europa cup and he would of completed that had Seville not beaten them in the final

Failed in all competitions is not what he’ll be remembered for in years to come

Failed this season, and it's always the last memory that counts.
Besides he "only" won the league and the CL once each.
"would of completed that had Seville not beaten them in the final"...that's a bit like saying Stoke would have won the FA cup had Citeh not beaten them in the final, which is true, but doesn't tell the story that we never looked like winning that day. Sevilla beat Liverpool because they had the better team!

[bayernoatcake]

I think him winning the league only once is a bit of a blight against his name.

He’s done a good job with them but has he left a legacy that will carry on?

Hard to tell. They have some bloody good young players but need a lot doing the side to keep up even with Arsenal moving forward I think.

But he did turn them from a team that tbh when we were in the PL, I’d expect to beat at home and give a game to away to one that would roll us over if we were still up there now.

[shakermaker]

Leaked audio of Salah and Klopp spat…

[thisisouryear]

Apr 28, 2024 5:50:37 GMT jokker said:

I feel sorry for JK but not for Salah or Liverpool. JK should have stood down when the announcement was made, and he would have been mentioned in the final annals right next to Shankly.

At first the eulogies were great, but the players have stopped playing for him, and now he will be remembered as the manager who failed in all competitions.

I can see them becoming the next Manure...can't see Slot doing much for them, and he will be gone within a year or two. Then they'll appoint Gerrard and he will be a disaster as their manager. Then they'll appoint anyone to get them out of trouble, maybe even a Dyche type of manager.

The players haven't stopped playing for him that's just a ridiculous thing to say. They have pushed for an unlikely title challenge this season, if anything they just aren't clinical enough in front of goal when it counted. Nunez for all the good he does needs 10 shots before he scores 1, Salah just isn't the player he was and the best chances just aren't falling to Jota who seems their best striker. There's been no lack of effort in the games I've seen they just have a problem converting easy chances.

As managers go he's up there with the best they have ever had, they have had to compete with clubs that have spent far more money than they have and still managed to be really competitive. If Pep and Klopp had the same amount of money to spend I think Klopp would be the one who would come out on top

[jokker]

Apr 28, 2024 10:12:27 GMT thisisouryear said:

Apr 28, 2024 5:50:37 GMT jokker said:

I feel sorry for JK but not for Salah or Liverpool. JK should have stood down when the announcement was made, and he would have been mentioned in the final annals right next to Shankly.

At first the eulogies were great, but the players have stopped playing for him, and now he will be remembered as the manager who failed in all competitions.

I can see them becoming the next Manure...can't see Slot doing much for them, and he will be gone within a year or two. Then they'll appoint Gerrard and he will be a disaster as their manager. Then they'll appoint anyone to get them out of trouble, maybe even a Dyche type of manager.

The players haven't stopped playing for him that's just a ridiculous thing to say. They have pushed for an unlikely title challenge this season, if anything they just aren't clinical enough in front of goal when it counted. Nunez for all the good he does needs 10 shots before he scores 1, Salah just isn't the player he was and the best chances just aren't falling to Jota who seems their best striker. There's been no lack of effort in the games I've seen they just have a problem converting easy chances.

As managers go he's up there with the best they have ever had, they have had to compete with clubs that have spent far more money than they have and still managed to be really competitive. If Pep and Klopp had the same amount of money to spend I think Klopp would be the one who would come out on top

I think you're overrating money in this particular context. Pep had far less money at Barcelona than Madrid, yet they still played better and won more trophies during his relatievly short stay as manager there. Stoke has more money than most Championship clubs but still finish bottom third.

Citeh finish above Liverpool, because Pep is a better tactician than Klopp.

Not that JK isn't a good manager. He's a more relaxed person with a great sense of humour, whereas Guardiola hovers on manic behaviour at times. I've always rated JK, ever since he was manager at Mainz and sometime later became one of the best experts, almost like a good teacher, on German TV. I hope he will again this summer.

[JoeinOz]

[/quote]Failed this season, and it's always the last memory that counts.
[/quote]
So Brian Clough was shyte?

[rickyfullerbeer]

I love to hate Klopp but now they've completely bottled it, I'll happily admit I think the big, German twat is great. A superb manager and a great personality.

I'd fucking love to see him flatten that cunt Mo Salah.

[jordan2009]

I'd absolutely love see him manage England. I hate Liverpool,but for me they're by far the best side to watch.


Think the problem they have had this season(Liverpool) is they were going for it in three competitions and had a bit of an injury crisis. They've just simply run out of steam. They've blooded some decent youngsters this season aswell though. I just pray that Gerrard takes over when Slot gets sacked, because Gerrard is wank

[milton58]

Salah needs his Barnet cut... and klopp needs to give the rabbit he robbed his teeth off back

[jokker]

Apr 28, 2024 12:21:09 GMT JoeinOz said:

Failed this season, and it's always the last memory that counts.
[/quote]
So Brian Clough was shyte?
[/quote]
at Leeds, yeah.

[JoeinOz]

Apr 28, 2024 14:22:27 GMT jokker said:

Apr 28, 2024 12:21:09 GMT JoeinOz said:

Failed this season, and it's always the last memory that counts.

So Brian Clough was shyte?
[/quote]
at Leeds, yeah.[/quote]
By your reckoning he was crap at Forest

[jokker]

Apr 28, 2024 14:24:33 GMT JoeinOz said:

Apr 28, 2024 14:22:27 GMT jokker said:

Failed this season, and it's always the last memory that counts.

So Brian Clough was shyte?

at Leeds, yeah.[/quote]
By your reckoning he was crap at Forest [/quote]

[thisisouryear]

Apr 28, 2024 11:47:21 GMT jokker said:

Apr 28, 2024 10:12:27 GMT thisisouryear said:

The players haven't stopped playing for him that's just a ridiculous thing to say. They have pushed for an unlikely title challenge this season, if anything they just aren't clinical enough in front of goal when it counted. Nunez for all the good he does needs 10 shots before he scores 1, Salah just isn't the player he was and the best chances just aren't falling to Jota who seems their best striker. There's been no lack of effort in the games I've seen they just have a problem converting easy chances.

As managers go he's up there with the best they have ever had, they have had to compete with clubs that have spent far more money than they have and still managed to be really competitive. If Pep and Klopp had the same amount of money to spend I think Klopp would be the one who would come out on top

I think you're overrating money in this particular context. Pep had far less money at Barcelona than Madrid, yet they still played better and won more trophies during his relatievly short stay as manager there. Stoke has more money than most Championship clubs but still finish bottom third.

Citeh finish above Liverpool, because Pep is a better tactician than Klopp.

Not that JK isn't a good manager. He's a more relaxed person with a great sense of humour, whereas Guardiola hovers on manic behaviour at times. I've always rated JK, ever since he was manager at Mainz and sometime later became one of the best experts, almost like a good teacher, on German TV. I hope he will again this summer.

I don't think Pep is a better manager than Klopp, Pep has been able to buy whoever he wants and has stacked his squad and bench with top players. Klopp has had to build teams with far less available to him and he has still managed to put out teams that have managed to compete at the highest level. Klopp hasn't been able to replace superstars with superstars during matches like Pep can. Pep has won 1 Champions League with Man City which I would say given what he has had available to him is pretty poor

[werrington]

Apr 28, 2024 16:04:24 GMT thisisouryear said:

Apr 28, 2024 11:47:21 GMT jokker said:

I think you're overrating money in this particular context. Pep had far less money at Barcelona than Madrid, yet they still played better and won more trophies during his relatievly short stay as manager there. Stoke has more money than most Championship clubs but still finish bottom third.

Citeh finish above Liverpool, because Pep is a better tactician than Klopp.

Not that JK isn't a good manager. He's a more relaxed person with a great sense of humour, whereas Guardiola hovers on manic behaviour at times. I've always rated JK, ever since he was manager at Mainz and sometime later became one of the best experts, almost like a good teacher, on German TV. I hope he will again this summer.

I don't think Pep is a better manager than Klopp, Pep has been able to buy whoever he wants and has stacked his squad and bench with top players. Klopp has had to build teams with far less available to him and he has still managed to put out teams that have managed to compete at the highest level. Klopp hasn't been able to replace superstars with superstars during matches like Pep can. Pep has won 1 Champions League with Man City which I would say given what he has had available to him is pretty poor

Guardiola is a fantastic manager and one of the all time greats but to compare Klopp to him is crazy isn’t it

Guardiola took on an all conquering squad that was already winning trophies for fun whereas Klopp took over a poor Liverpool squad who just a few months earlier were hammered for 6 by Stoke City and has built it up to win virtually everything available to him

In all honesty they are both superb football managers who hopefully one day one of them will manage England when Southgate eventually calls it a day

To say Klopp is a failure is mindblowing

[werrington]

Another thing that boils my piss is that Pep first name bollocks whereas everybody else gets their surname

Its up there with that Boris bullshit