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Post by Xyphon on Apr 10, 2024 20:49:08 GMT
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Apr 10, 2024 20:50:53 GMT
Isn’t even worth bothering.
All fat fucking zeroes in every sense of the word.
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Post by Parkhall Wanderer on Apr 10, 2024 20:51:15 GMT
Zilch
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 10, 2024 20:55:49 GMT
Iversen 5
Hoever 4
McNally 3
Rose 5
Stevens 5
Laurent 1
Burger 4
Junho 3
Manhoef 6
Vidigal 4
Ennis 3
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Post by Xyphon on Apr 10, 2024 20:56:51 GMT
Iversen - 4 - Not much to say really, let 3 goals in.
Stevens - 6 - Seemed okay, kept the left hand side tight.
Rose - 3 - Shit, cause for 1 goal. Woeful defending.
McNally - 2 - Shit, woeful defending again.
Hoever - 4 - Looked okay attacking, seems like hes gone back to his usual concertration lapsed self and lack of defending results in a goal believe it or not.
Burger - 5 - Ran around, tackle here and there. Did his job i guess.
Laurent - 0 - Dont get me STARTED, our captain? Really? Takes after his cousin (Campbell) lazy twat.
Vidigal - 2 - Wet wipe. So weak its unbelievable. Cant believe he played the 90.
Bae - 3 - Hardly noticable. Not really very good and weak probably.
Manhoef - 7 - Thought he played really really well and our main threat until Scheuey thought it was funny to bring him off. Probably wants him VS Wednesday.
Ennis - 5 - Wet Wipe again. Cant control his limbs let alone a football. Only good think he did was whoopsie daisy rushworth for it not to be even counted.
SUBS
Cundle - 3 - Okay, didnt notice him. Little, says it all.
Thompson - 5 - Does what Thompson does. He was alright, basic attacking and defending.
Campbell - 3 - Lazy wobble wobble.
Leris - 4 - Again, okay, plays like a more basic but more willing to work Campbell.
Baker - 6 - Should be our captain and should've been on from the get go. Dont know why he wasnt.
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Post by chad on Apr 10, 2024 20:59:56 GMT
Mahoef 4
The rest can fuck off
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Post by Xyphon on Apr 10, 2024 21:00:11 GMT
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Post by emretezzy on Apr 10, 2024 21:01:38 GMT
Iversen - 2
Hoever - 5
Mcnally - 2
Rose - 5
Stevens- 5
Burger - 4 (still looks knackered to me)
Laurent - 2
Bae - 4
Million - 6
Vidigal - 1
Ennis - 2
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Apr 10, 2024 21:02:59 GMT
Berate the players
Limp and lifeless fairies
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Post by stokiekm on Apr 10, 2024 21:03:19 GMT
Iversen 5 Hoever 4 McNally 3 Rose 5 Stevens 5 Laurent 1 Burger 4 Junho 3 Manhoef 6 Vidigal 4 Ennis 3 Did Junho make a good exit to get as high as 3?! |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 10, 2024 21:04:21 GMT
Iversen 5 Hoever 4 McNally 3 Rose 5 Stevens 5 Laurent 1 Burger 4 Junho 3 Manhoef 6 Vidigal 4 Ennis 3 Did Junho make a good exit to get as high as 3?! Saw him keep possession and win a foul at one point. The highlight |
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Post by theblackdeath on Apr 10, 2024 21:06:49 GMT
I see the we hate Laurent brigade are out in force. There were at least 5 players worse than him tonight as there are most games
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Apr 10, 2024 21:18:07 GMT
Iversen 5 Hoever 4 McNally 3 Rose 4 Stevens 5 Laurent 1 Burger 4 Junho 3 Manhoef 6 Vidigal 4 Ennis 3 Subs; Cundle - 3 Thompson - 4 Campbell - 1 Leris - 3 Baker - 5 Gouranga.  |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 10, 2024 21:19:38 GMT
I see the we hate Laurent brigade are out in force. There were at least 5 players worse than him tonight as there are most games He’s fucking wank, get over it. A player who has not once lived up to any potential. We signed him from league one on potential and he hasn’t improved. Shocking player and we will do well to get a penny for him. |
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Post by fullmetaljacket on Apr 10, 2024 21:20:36 GMT
Taking a leaf from the players books and not turning up to dish out ratings.
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Post by pavel on Apr 10, 2024 21:20:53 GMT
Zero for all of them apart from Manhoef. Not one bit of fight in them.
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Post by stokiekm on Apr 10, 2024 21:21:32 GMT
Iversen 5 Hoever 4 McNally 3 Rose 4 Stevens 5 Laurent 1 Burger 4 Junho 3 Manhoef 6 Vidigal 4 Ennis 3 Subs; Cundle - 3 Thompson - 4 Campbell - 1 Leris - 3 Baker - 5 Gouranga. Shame we couldn't put your strapline Gouranga player on, couldn't have done worse than any of them. Even in a full monk outfit |
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Post by MilanStokie on Apr 10, 2024 21:22:16 GMT
I see the we hate Laurent brigade are out in force. There were at least 5 players worse than him tonight as there are most games Nope. He showed exactly what he is tonight, a League 1 midfielder. Infact, before Baker came on, our midfield 3 when chasing a game was Cundle, Thompson and Laurent. Could it get any more fucking League 1 than that? |
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Post by stokiespark on Apr 10, 2024 21:24:10 GMT
I see the we hate Laurent brigade are out in force. There were at least 5 players worse than him tonight as there are most games He was fucking awful, the problem is when you pull that armband on higher standards are expected from you. He fucking hid tonight like the coward he is, disgusting performance. |
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Post by stokiekm on Apr 10, 2024 21:26:23 GMT
I see the we hate Laurent brigade are out in force. There were at least 5 players worse than him tonight as there are most games He’s fucking wank, get over it. A player who has not once lived up to any potential. We signed him from league one on potential and he hasn’t improved. Shocking player and we will do well to get a penny for him. I think he's another that shows odd glimpses here & there. Sadly massively outweighed by how he can look so uninterested & lazy. Not sure if the way he runs makes him look like he's plodding or if he's plodding! Now I've typed this bollox I'm thinking that 'a bit shit' would have done the job. |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Apr 10, 2024 21:27:06 GMT
Iversen 5 ok
Hoever 4 meh
McNally 3 wank
Rose 5 ok
Stevens 5 ok
Laurent 1 the worst captain ever
Burger 4 weary
Junho 3 lost today
Manhoef 6 MOM
Vidigal 3 toss
Ennis 1 competition winner cos he ain't a footballer.
Subs
All wank.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 10, 2024 21:43:12 GMT
10,that's split between all the ones who played.
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Post by lordb on Apr 10, 2024 21:46:07 GMT
Did Junho make a good exit to get as high as 3?! Saw him keep possession and win a foul at one point. The highlight He had a shot too Lame performance from him |
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Post by cobhamstokey on Apr 10, 2024 21:50:55 GMT
Switched off after the third as couldn’t take any more.
Iversen 5
Hoever 6
McNally 3
Rose 3
Stevens 5
Laurent 2
Burger 5
Junho 4
Manhoef 7
Vidigal 3
Ennis 2
Subs;
Cundle - 3
Thompson - 4
Campbell - 4
Leris - 4
Baker - 5
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Post by kerouac on Apr 10, 2024 21:59:14 GMT
I see the we hate Laurent brigade are out in force. There were at least 5 players worse than him tonight as there are most games Really…?? I go on a game by game basis with our players.He was wank and one of the worst tonight . |
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Post by dirtygary69 on Apr 10, 2024 22:12:09 GMT
Iversen - Wet Fart
Hoever - Shart
McNally - Diarrhoea
Rose - Poo
Stevens - Follow through
Burger - Poo
Laurent - Diarrhoea
Junho - Soiled
Vidigal - Faecal explosion
Manhoef - Dry fart
Ennis - Anal collapse
Cundle - Baby shite
Leris - Poo
Campbell - Soiled
Baker - Over baked and stodgy
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Post by boniek on Apr 11, 2024 4:13:07 GMT
Iversen 5
Hoever 5
McNally 4
Rose 4
Stevens 5
Laurent 3 - Really bad that he played them onside for the first goal when he has full view of the whole defensive line.
Burger 4
Junho 3
Manhoef 6 motm
Vidigal 3
Ennis 3
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Cundle 4
Thompson 4
Campbell 4
Leris 4
Baker n/a
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Post by redstriper on Apr 11, 2024 6:50:39 GMT
I'm a glass half full guy but even I'm struggling to find any positives from that. Manhoef was fine, and that's about it. We move on.
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Post by idle on Apr 11, 2024 8:35:11 GMT
Even I can't be bothered. Manhoef was ok, the rest should be forced give their wage to charity.
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Post by fazza90 on Apr 11, 2024 9:16:34 GMT
We were bullied by a small, weak Swansea side. Very sad to see. The most fight I saw was from Thompson who came on and won our first 50/50 of the night after about 70 minutes - pathetic.
Iversen - 6. Made a great save on about 5 minutes and had more of the ball than many of our players.
Hoever - 6. Improved recently. Still out of position a few times defensively.
Rose - 6. Made a few decent tackles and seemed to be the only player wanting to challenge them and win the ball in the air or on the ground.
McNally - 5. Bad defending.
Stevens - 6. Solid.
Burger - 5. Didnt win the ball much. Wasn't commanding like usual. Wasn't at it generally
Laurent - 4. See above but you need more from a captain. They bossed and bullied our midfield and Laurent stood back and watched.
Manhoef - 7. Our one good performance
Junho - 3. I love this guy but he was atrocious, looked lost and like he didn't want to be there
Vidigal - 4. That's with an extra point for one brilliant piece of tracking back and defending in 1st half
Ennis - 4. It's literally like playing with 10 men when he plays.
Leris, Baker, Campbell - 5
Thompson - 6
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