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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 20:08:58 GMT
Just been up to the local co-op to get some bits like normal people do. There were 5 staff in there all running around with baskets like Supermarket Sweep shopping for lazy c*nts who can’t be arsed to walk 5 minutes down the road for their stuff and absolutely nobody manning the tills. There was a queue of young Eastern European men with Deliveroo bags all slobbing around the tills getting angry because they were waiting for these Middle Aged/old women to do shopping for these parasites. It just seems wrong on every level. Oh and there was an alert that kept going off every few seconds, a female American voice saying “new order please” for the next selfish lazy arsed bastards. How did it come to this?
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Post by svengaliinplatforms on Mar 27, 2024 20:13:52 GMT
I must admit I do like doing a Tesco's online shop. Anything that saves me having to mix with the proles in & around Longton 😉
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 20:21:47 GMT
I must admit I do like doing a Tesco's online shop. Anything that saves me having to mix with the proles in & around Longton 😉 No problem with bulk online, weekly shopping delivered via the supermarket, but watching these woman rush around for c*nuts like Deliveroo in store whilst normal people queue up at the till whilst jinking around a load of blokes hanging around with those big bags really boils my piss
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Post by danceswithclams on Mar 27, 2024 20:29:59 GMT
Just been up to the local co-op to get some bits like normal people do. There were 5 staff in there all running around with baskets like Supermarket Sweep shopping for lazy c*nts who can’t be arsed to walk 5 minutes down the road for their stuff and absolutely nobody manning the tills. There was a queue of young Eastern European men with Deliveroo bags all slobbing around the tills getting angry because they were waiting for these Middle Aged/old women to do shopping for these parasites. It just seems wrong on every level. Oh and there was an alert that kept going off every few seconds, a female American voice saying “new order please” for the next selfish lazy arsed bastards. How did it come to this? How do you know that the people ordering online only live 5 minutes down the road? (Also, the automated American voice might have just wanted to hear Bizarre Love Triangle on Co-Op in-store radio).
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Post by svengaliinplatforms on Mar 27, 2024 20:30:03 GMT
I must admit I do like doing a Tesco's online shop. Anything that saves me having to mix with the proles in & around Longton 😉 No problem with bulk online, weekly shopping delivered via the supermarket, but watching these woman rush around for c*nuts like Deliveroo in store whilst normal people queue up at the till whilst jinking around a load of blokes hanging around with those big bags really boils my piss Yeah. Ordering £10 worth of stuff because you can't be arsed to get out of your pyjamas is another thing 👍
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 27, 2024 20:33:15 GMT
Just been up to the local co-op to get some bits like normal people do. There were 5 staff in there all running around with baskets like Supermarket Sweep shopping for lazy c*nts who can’t be arsed to walk 5 minutes down the road for their stuff and absolutely nobody manning the tills. There was a queue of young Eastern European men with Deliveroo bags all slobbing around the tills getting angry because they were waiting for these Middle Aged/old women to do shopping for these parasites. It just seems wrong on every level. Oh and there was an alert that kept going off every few seconds, a female American voice saying “new order please” for the next selfish lazy arsed bastards. How did it come to this? A blessing for some people who can't physically make it to the shops
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 20:34:06 GMT
Just been up to the local co-op to get some bits like normal people do. There were 5 staff in there all running around with baskets like Supermarket Sweep shopping for lazy c*nts who can’t be arsed to walk 5 minutes down the road for their stuff and absolutely nobody manning the tills. There was a queue of young Eastern European men with Deliveroo bags all slobbing around the tills getting angry because they were waiting for these Middle Aged/old women to do shopping for these parasites. It just seems wrong on every level. Oh and there was an alert that kept going off every few seconds, a female American voice saying “new order please” for the next selfish lazy arsed bastards. How did it come to this? How do you know that the people ordering online only live 5 minutes down the road? (Also, the automated American voice might have just wanted to hear Bizarre Love Triangle on Co-Op in-store radio). Because there’s always a co-op 5 minutes down the road from anywhere😉 I’ve spent too long in the co-op before listening to their excellent music choices before🤣
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 20:35:30 GMT
Just been up to the local co-op to get some bits like normal people do. There were 5 staff in there all running around with baskets like Supermarket Sweep shopping for lazy c*nts who can’t be arsed to walk 5 minutes down the road for their stuff and absolutely nobody manning the tills. There was a queue of young Eastern European men with Deliveroo bags all slobbing around the tills getting angry because they were waiting for these Middle Aged/old women to do shopping for these parasites. It just seems wrong on every level. Oh and there was an alert that kept going off every few seconds, a female American voice saying “new order please” for the next selfish lazy arsed bastards. How did it come to this? A blessing for some people who can't physically make it to the shops Are you saying it’s replacing “meals on wheels”? Come on, it’s obviously just lazy fuckers
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Post by danceswithclams on Mar 27, 2024 20:37:16 GMT
No problem with bulk online, weekly shopping delivered via the supermarket, but watching these woman rush around for c*nuts like Deliveroo in store whilst normal people queue up at the till whilst jinking around a load of blokes hanging around with those big bags really boils my piss Yeah. Ordering £10 worth of stuff because you can't be arsed to get out of your pyjamas is another thing 👍 I often do this if I really need something and I've been drinking (and as such not able to drive) or can't be arsed to walk to the shop (because I've been drinking). Can't see the problem with it really. Retailers offer the service and people use it - what's annoying about that? Prioritising online orders over actual living, breathing customers right there in the shop though is a different thing altogether (and one that fucks me off immensely). The ire should be directed at profit-hungry retailers asking store staff to do three jobs in one however, not the consumers taking advantage of an offered service.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 27, 2024 20:40:55 GMT
A blessing for some people who can't physically make it to the shops Are you saying it’s replacing “meals on wheels”? Come on, it’s obviously just lazy fuckers No My Dad used them when disabled when unable to walk a few feet and on his own. Was ideal for bits of shopping until someone could be there. Imagine are a few like that There are lazy buggers as well of course or folk without a way of getting to shops.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 20:41:07 GMT
Yeah. Ordering £10 worth of stuff because you can't be arsed to get out of your pyjamas is another thing 👍 I often do this if I really need something and I've been drinking (and as such not able to drive) or can't be arsed to walk to the shop (because I've been drinking). Can't see the problem with it really. Retailers offer the service and people use it - what's annoying about that? Prioritising online orders over actual living, breathing customers right there in the shop though is a different thing altogether (and one that fucks me off immensely). The ire should be directed at profit-hungry retailers asking store staff to do three jobs in one however, not the consumers taking advantage of an offered service. I get that and totally agree about the “profit hungry retailers” who incidentally supported World of Twist back in the 90’s. It’s just the fact that all the staff were running around filling baskets and nobody was actually doing what convenience stores are there to do.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 20:42:33 GMT
Are you saying it’s replacing “meals on wheels”? Come on, it’s obviously just lazy fuckers No My Dad used them when disabled when unable to walk a few feet and on his own. Was ideal for bits of shopping until someone could be there. Imagine are a few like that There are lazy buggers as well of course or folk without a way of getting to shops. Sorry to hear that Muff but I agree with your last sentence and that’s what I’m getting at
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Post by Northy on Mar 27, 2024 20:43:42 GMT
Why shop online when you can go and perv milfs in the frozen food section
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 27, 2024 20:44:14 GMT
I often do this if I really need something and I've been drinking (and as such not able to drive) or can't be arsed to walk to the shop (because I've been drinking). Can't see the problem with it really. Retailers offer the service and people use it - what's annoying about that? Prioritising online orders over actual living, breathing customers right there in the shop though is a different thing altogether (and one that fucks me off immensely). The ire should be directed at profit-hungry retailers asking store staff to do three jobs in one however, not the consumers taking advantage of an offered service. I get that and totally agree about the “profit hungry retailers” who incidentally supported World of Twist back in the 90’s. It’s just the fact that all the staff were running around filling baskets and nobody was actually doing what convenience stores are there to do. The concept of going to the shop is lessening when you can get anything delivered. Folk with kids , taking them to the shops must be a drag. Getting them ready, sticking them in the car, trekking around a shop with them. Why not just pick up your phone?
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 27, 2024 20:45:48 GMT
No My Dad used them when disabled when unable to walk a few feet and on his own. Was ideal for bits of shopping until someone could be there. Imagine are a few like that There are lazy buggers as well of course or folk without a way of getting to shops. Sorry to hear that Muff but I agree with your last sentence and that’s what I’m getting at Not sure if you've seen the fat bird who rides around Crewe on a mobility scooter drinking lager ? ....apologies if you've dated her. 😉 Folk like that, yep.
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Post by danceswithclams on Mar 27, 2024 20:46:55 GMT
I often do this if I really need something and I've been drinking (and as such not able to drive) or can't be arsed to walk to the shop (because I've been drinking). Can't see the problem with it really. Retailers offer the service and people use it - what's annoying about that? Prioritising online orders over actual living, breathing customers right there in the shop though is a different thing altogether (and one that fucks me off immensely). The ire should be directed at profit-hungry retailers asking store staff to do three jobs in one however, not the consumers taking advantage of an offered service. I get that and totally agree about the “profit hungry retailers” who incidentally supported World of Twist back in the 90’s. It’s just the fact that all the staff were running around filling baskets and nobody was actually doing what convenience stores are there to do. What the fuck are you playing at actually paying for anything in that Co-Op* anyway? Just walk out with anything you want like most of the local opiate dependants do 😅 *I'm assuming you're referring to Co-Op Hartshill
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 27, 2024 20:51:29 GMT
I get that and totally agree about the “profit hungry retailers” who incidentally supported World of Twist back in the 90’s. It’s just the fact that all the staff were running around filling baskets and nobody was actually doing what convenience stores are there to do. What the fuck are you playing at actually paying for anything in that Co-Op* anyway? Just walk out with anything you want like most of the local opiate dependants do 😅 *I'm assuming you're referring to Co-Op Hartshill I reckon Badgo eats the stuff in store . A pack of Quavers, some cous cous and a can of Estrella then reads the Daily Star to see what's on Telly and wanders out casually
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 20:53:09 GMT
What the fuck are you playing at actually paying for anything in that Co-Op* anyway? Just walk out with anything you want like most of the local opiate dependants do 😅 *I'm assuming you're referring to Co-Op Hartshill I reckon Badgo eats the stuff in store . A pack of Quavers, some cous cous and a can of Estrella then reads the Daily Star to see what's on Telly and wanders out casually 🤣
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 20:54:30 GMT
I get that and totally agree about the “profit hungry retailers” who incidentally supported World of Twist back in the 90’s. It’s just the fact that all the staff were running around filling baskets and nobody was actually doing what convenience stores are there to do. What the fuck are you playing at actually paying for anything in that Co-Op* anyway? Just walk out with anything you want like most of the local opiate dependants do 😅 *I'm assuming you're referring to Co-Op Hartshill Yeh but the steaks are in an impregnable plastic case, I’ve been caught out on that one before.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 20:56:23 GMT
What the fuck are you playing at actually paying for anything in that Co-Op* anyway? Just walk out with anything you want like most of the local opiate dependants do 😅 *I'm assuming you're referring to Co-Op Hartshill I reckon Badgo eats the stuff in store . A pack of Quavers, some cous cous and a can of Estrella then reads the Daily Star to see what's on Telly and wanders out casually I once got my paw severed whilst trying to get into a tin of corned beef with the key, the key snapped, as they do and I attempted to jar it open using the automatic door at the entrance. Dark days
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 27, 2024 20:59:26 GMT
I reckon Badgo eats the stuff in store . A pack of Quavers, some cous cous and a can of Estrella then reads the Daily Star to see what's on Telly and wanders out casually I once got my paw severed whilst trying to get into a tin of corned beef with the key, the key snapped, as they do and I attempted to jar it open using the automatic door at the entrance. Dark days A microwaved corned beef sandwich would be my Death Row meal Actually no..a delivery from Deadwood Smokehouse in town. By the time it arrived I'd have died of old age anyway
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 21:01:55 GMT
Who needs politics?
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Post by milton58 on Mar 27, 2024 21:26:37 GMT
It's a fucking nightmare for those in retail with just eates deliveroo etc...they take priority above customers in-store abit like McDonald's etc if you are eating in they take priority...the problem is you have 8 minutes to do a on line order for any of the services Uber etc....if not you loose out on sales that's why on line sales at co op McDonald's Asda who deliver Uber deliveroo etc...get priority over in store customers...more mark up on profit for those who shop online
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Post by Northy on Mar 27, 2024 21:33:15 GMT
It's a fucking nightmare for those in retail with just eates deliveroo etc...they take priority above customers in-store abit like McDonald's etc if you are eating in they take priority...the problem is you have 8 minutes to do a on line order for any of the services Uber etc....if not you loose out on sales that's why on line sales at co op McDonald's Asda who deliver Uber deliveroo etc...get priority over in store customers...more mark up on profit for those who shop online Yeh, I was in Wildwood on Saturday evening before going the cinema, fookin loads of orders getting racked up for fat bastards sitting at home when all's I wanted was my Beef lasagne and garlic bread after 40 minutes.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 21:33:36 GMT
It's a fucking nightmare for those in retail with just eates deliveroo etc...they take priority above customers in-store abit like McDonald's etc if you are eating in they take priority...the problem is you have 8 minutes to do a on line order for any of the services Uber etc....if not you loose out on sales that's why on line sales at co op McDonald's Asda who deliver Uber deliveroo etc...get priority over in store customers...more mark up on profit for those who shop online And it’s a disgrace. Really ramped up with Covid and people being stuck at home by the c*nts that run this country. I get that there are people for which it’s a godsend for physical reasons but let’s be honest it’s 95% layabouts ordering online. Especially when you see what’s going into the baskets
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 27, 2024 21:36:36 GMT
It's a fucking nightmare for those in retail with just eates deliveroo etc...they take priority above customers in-store abit like McDonald's etc if you are eating in they take priority...the problem is you have 8 minutes to do a on line order for any of the services Uber etc....if not you loose out on sales that's why on line sales at co op McDonald's Asda who deliver Uber deliveroo etc...get priority over in store customers...more mark up on profit for those who shop online I think deliveries saved some places during COVID Was chatting to a Polish lad who has a burger place in Crewe and he said their profits went up over 300% as got so many orders and kept so many customers as a result. They still do so much business through deliveries which suits them as takes time to cook their burgers and folk won't wait in store.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 27, 2024 21:38:14 GMT
It's a fucking nightmare for those in retail with just eates deliveroo etc...they take priority above customers in-store abit like McDonald's etc if you are eating in they take priority...the problem is you have 8 minutes to do a on line order for any of the services Uber etc....if not you loose out on sales that's why on line sales at co op McDonald's Asda who deliver Uber deliveroo etc...get priority over in store customers...more mark up on profit for those who shop online Yeh, I was in Wildwood on Saturday evening before going the cinema, fookin loads of orders getting racked up for fat bastards sitting at home when all's I wanted was my Beef lasagne and garlic bread after 40 minutes. If you eat garlic bread you don't deserve serving, Northers. I would have made you miss the film. My pet hate of foods
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Post by Northy on Mar 27, 2024 21:45:02 GMT
Yeh, I was in Wildwood on Saturday evening before going the cinema, fookin loads of orders getting racked up for fat bastards sitting at home when all's I wanted was my Beef lasagne and garlic bread after 40 minutes. If you eat garlic bread you don't deserve serving, Northers. I would have made you miss the film. My pet hate of foods If you had, you'd have been kicked into the nearest Deliveroo bag and sent out to the wilds of Fegg Hayes on the back of a Gilero 50
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 21:47:08 GMT
Yeh, I was in Wildwood on Saturday evening before going the cinema, fookin loads of orders getting racked up for fat bastards sitting at home when all's I wanted was my Beef lasagne and garlic bread after 40 minutes. If you eat garlic bread you don't deserve serving, Northers. I would have made you miss the film. My pet hate of foods Well if you’ve never had a mini roll garlic wrap you’ll never know what you’re missing
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 27, 2024 21:48:15 GMT
If you eat garlic bread you don't deserve serving, Northers. I would have made you miss the film. My pet hate of foods If you had, you'd have been kicked into the nearest Deliveroo bag and sent out to the wilds of Fegg Hayes on the back of a Gilero 50 Barbie actually isn't worth getting that angry about
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