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Post by gawa on Mar 18, 2024 22:12:34 GMT
What would it be and why?
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Post by lordb on Mar 18, 2024 22:28:15 GMT
Vapes
They stink
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 18, 2024 23:20:41 GMT
Garlic bread
How can people eat that shite? . Sitting near some eating it is bad enough
Caravans
Tomatoes
Milk
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Post by gawa on Mar 19, 2024 10:44:33 GMT
Garlic bread, tomatoes and milk. You must love an Italian 🤣
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Post by redstriper on Mar 19, 2024 12:59:11 GMT
Chewing Gum. The cunts who put it in the urinals for some poor cleaner to deal with, or ruin the pavements in cities, need choking with it.
Anyone who walks around working their jaws manically on it looks even more of a knob than those with multi coloured plastic vape thingies sticking out of their gob.
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Post by elystokie on Mar 19, 2024 13:19:34 GMT
Chocolate biscuits - it's obviously the only way to cure my addiction, no way would I dream of eating an illegal chocolate biscuit so my addiction problem would be instantly solved..
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Post by Mendicant on Mar 19, 2024 13:32:37 GMT
Designer brand underpants in TK’s quasi-pillaged from an opened box. Once that box gets opened you’re dealing with manhandled pants. Enough is enough: NO MORE!
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Post by svengaliinplatforms on Mar 19, 2024 13:33:39 GMT
Mustard. They put it in everything these days, it's rancid, and it ruins food.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 19, 2024 13:44:32 GMT
Mustard. They put it in everything these days, it's rancid, and it ruins food. Substitute with mayo for me Hate the stuff |
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Post by atillathehoneybee on Mar 19, 2024 14:04:00 GMT
Sweetcorn.
The work of Beelzebub himself.
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Post by Northy on Mar 21, 2024 9:17:25 GMT
Chewing Gum. The cunts who put it in the urinals for some poor cleaner to deal with, or ruin the pavements in cities, need choking with it. Anyone who walks around working their jaws manically on it looks even more of a knob than those with multi coloured plastic dildo thingies sticking out of their gob. Should be banned and the users flogged |
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Post by Northy on Mar 21, 2024 9:17:37 GMT
Mushrooms
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Post by Seymour Beaver on Mar 21, 2024 10:33:07 GMT
Surely the whole point of contraband is that people would still be gagging for it so you can make money shipping it in through Dorset coves (or whatever they do these days).
Therefore either Prosecco, tattoo ink or whatever shite women shove in their lips to make them look like deformed Koi carp would be what I'd be loading onto my boat.
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Post by cvillestokie on Mar 21, 2024 11:12:08 GMT
Soda, especially the diet ones. All they do is make a person crave more sweet products.
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Post by CBUFAWKIPWH on Mar 21, 2024 13:14:30 GMT
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Post by CBUFAWKIPWH on Mar 21, 2024 13:19:13 GMT
The thing about contraband is that the illegality adds to the allure. So beer. And reintroduce licencing laws so pubs can have lock ins. Lock in beer always was the best. Contraband lock in beer would be awesome.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Mar 21, 2024 15:11:21 GMT
Tinned spaghetti in tomato sauce and all its derivatives. Vile stuff.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 21, 2024 15:13:40 GMT
Dildos
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Post by lawrieleslie on Mar 21, 2024 15:18:12 GMT
Chewing Gum. The cunts who put it in the urinals for some poor cleaner to deal with, or ruin the pavements in cities, need choking with it. Anyone who walks around working their jaws manically on it looks even more of a knob than those with multi coloured plastic vape thingies sticking out of their gob. If anybody has worked at secondary school they will go along with this. Chewing gum stuck under desks is gross. |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Mar 21, 2024 15:22:17 GMT
Aubergines,disfuckingcusting.
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Post by Goonie on Mar 21, 2024 16:22:07 GMT
That's half the board gone 😁🍆 |
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Post by napperwainwright on Mar 21, 2024 20:13:47 GMT
Those loud exhausts that Boy Racers have on their cars.
If those cars that backfire deliberately aren't illegal they fucking should be.
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