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Post by ceejays on Feb 20, 2024 17:42:20 GMT
Anyone got the Pottermus Do it for Lyme Kiln bank etc etc etc ?
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Feb 20, 2024 17:44:20 GMT
Anyone got the Pottermus Do it for Lyme Kiln bank etc etc etc ? Aye we could do with summat like that. Pottermouth it was đź‘Ť |
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Feb 20, 2024 17:46:28 GMT
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Post by danceswithclams on Feb 20, 2024 17:46:59 GMT
I think Pottermus is mute.
Quite apt really, considering the levels of apathy surrounding this once great club.
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Post by headsgoup on Feb 20, 2024 18:26:41 GMT
HIPPO! HIPPO! HIPPO!
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Post by thisisouryear on Feb 20, 2024 18:35:15 GMT
He's training with the U21's
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Post by Pricey on Feb 20, 2024 19:35:18 GMT
This might be an outrageous thing to say in the current climate, but just before kick off on Saturday the cameras focussed on Pottermus and the costume looked really tatty and faded. Can we not even be arsed to provide whoever it is* with a new outfit?
Apologies to anyone who thought it was a real hippo.
*My mate used to think it was Marvin Robinson.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 20, 2024 19:39:37 GMT
This might be an outrageous thing to say in the current climate, but just before kick off on Saturday the cameras focussed on Pottermus and the costume looked really tatty and faded. Can we not even be arsed to provide whoever it is* with a new outfit? Apologies to anyone who thought it was a real hippo. *My mate used to think it was Marvin Robinson. He’s definitely due a trip to the water hole, the dirty bastard |
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Feb 20, 2024 19:42:11 GMT
This might be an outrageous thing to say in the current climate, but just before kick off on Saturday the cameras focussed on Pottermus and the costume looked really tatty and faded. Can we not even be arsed to provide whoever it is* with a new outfit? Apologies to anyone who thought it was a real hippo. *My mate used to think it was Marvin Robinson. What do you mean it's not a real hippo? Absolute bollocks. |
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Post by Pricey on Feb 20, 2024 19:55:19 GMT
This might be an outrageous thing to say in the current climate, but just before kick off on Saturday the cameras focussed on Pottermus and the costume looked really tatty and faded. Can we not even be arsed to provide whoever it is* with a new outfit? Apologies to anyone who thought it was a real hippo. *My mate used to think it was Marvin Robinson. What do you mean it's not a real hippo? Absolute bollocks. It suddenly occurred to me that small children may read this and be very upset. Although if they’re prepared to wade through our rhetorical sewage to get to the hippo news a CAMHS referral is necessary (and useless). |
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Post by Trouserdog on Feb 20, 2024 20:02:43 GMT
If it wasn't for Burger I think he could be due a repeat of his 97/98 Player of the Season award.
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Feb 20, 2024 20:09:02 GMT
What do you mean it's not a real hippo? Absolute bollocks. It suddenly occurred to me that small children may read this and be very upset. Although if they’re prepared to wade through our rhetorical sewage to get to the hippo news a CAMHS referral is necessary (and useless). I think I'm too far gone for a referral mate. I think if I just keep on pretending that hippo is real then it's probably for the best at this stage. |
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Post by Pricey on Feb 20, 2024 20:18:23 GMT
It suddenly occurred to me that small children may read this and be very upset. Although if they’re prepared to wade through our rhetorical sewage to get to the hippo news a CAMHS referral is necessary (and useless). I think I'm too far gone for a referral mate. I think if I just keep on pretending that hippo is real then it's probably for the best at this stage. He only needs another 6 this season to be top scorer. |
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Feb 20, 2024 20:22:35 GMT
I think I'm too far gone for a referral mate. I think if I just keep on pretending that hippo is real then it's probably for the best at this stage. He only needs another 6 this season to be top scorer. I reckon there's as a good a chance of hippo finishing top scorer as any of our strikers. |
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Post by jay1610 on Feb 20, 2024 20:26:24 GMT
I think Pottermus is mute. Quite apt really, considering the levels of apathy surrounding this once great club. He’s not mute. He just doesn’t want Ricky Martin to know he has a foreign accent. |
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Post by Pricey on Feb 20, 2024 20:27:37 GMT
He only needs another 6 this season to be top scorer. I reckon there's as a good a chance of hippo finishing top scorer as any of our strikers. Schumacher's bomb-squadded all the players most likely to score for that reason alone. Hang on...is Pottermus now a rotation between Mmaee, Campbell and Vidigal? |
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Post by Pricey on Feb 20, 2024 20:30:19 GMT
I think Pottermus is mute. Quite apt really, considering the levels of apathy surrounding this once great club. He’s not mute. He just doesn’t want Ricky Martin to know he has a foreign accent. Replaced with a Stokie-speaking kiln for 24/25. Hippo is being put out to pasture. Don't trust his faded blue skin. |
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Post by marylandstoke on Feb 20, 2024 20:40:52 GMT
This might be an outrageous thing to say in the current climate, but just before kick off on Saturday the cameras focussed on Pottermus and the costume looked really tatty and faded. Can we not even be arsed to provide whoever it is* with a new outfit? Apologies to anyone who thought it was a real hippo. *My mate used to think it was Marvin Robinson. Awe…..spoiler alert at the beginning please. If you’re telling me Pottermus isn’t real what next? Left backs DO exsist?? |
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Post by tinofspam on Feb 21, 2024 3:44:15 GMT
He’s not mute. He just doesn’t want Ricky Martin to know he has a foreign accent. Replaced with a Stokie-speaking kiln for 24/25. Hippo is being put out to pasture. Don't trust his faded blue skin. Quote from a future sentinel article “…Kenny the Kiln’s chimney blowing smoke when Stoke score feature was put under scrutiny when smoke was still appearing despite there being no home league goal for 3 months. Some fans complained and said it was outrageous, however, some said they enjoyed the scent of weed it gave out and made them feel like they were sitting at home in Longton.” *no offence is meant to be caused by this, weed smells are everywhere and it seems it’s also available everywhere, not exclusive to Longton **no I don’t take part in the weed or deal it, I’m just made aware it’s a available everywhere because it’s scent is everywhere ***don’t have anything against it or for it, one is impartial ****have some more tiny stars*** |
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Post by ceejays on Feb 21, 2024 6:32:45 GMT
Just DO IT FOR NECK END AND GRANDAD PIGGOTT
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Post by westlandstokie on Feb 21, 2024 6:53:54 GMT
This might be an outrageous thing to say in the current climate, but just before kick off on Saturday the cameras focussed on Pottermus and the costume looked really tatty and faded. Can we not even be arsed to provide whoever it is* with a new outfit? Apologies to anyone who thought it was a real hippo. *My mate used to think it was Marvin Robinson. 100% it’s tatty…me and a few others have said this for a few weeks now…get the kit washed for goodness sake lol |
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Post by Eggybread on Feb 21, 2024 8:15:01 GMT
We have 20,000 pottermus' if we stick together.
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Post by ceejays on Feb 21, 2024 8:26:01 GMT
JUST DO IT FOR MAR LADY
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Post by skip on Feb 21, 2024 9:50:48 GMT
This might be an outrageous thing to say in the current climate, but just before kick off on Saturday the cameras focussed on Pottermus and the costume looked really tatty and faded. Can we not even be arsed to provide whoever it is* with a new outfit? Apologies to anyone who thought it was a real hippo. *My mate used to think it was Marvin Robinson. As daft as it sounds, the tatty Pottermus costume speaks volumes. |
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Post by walrus on Feb 21, 2024 11:12:54 GMT
This might be an outrageous thing to say in the current climate, but just before kick off on Saturday the cameras focussed on Pottermus and the costume looked really tatty and faded. Can we not even be arsed to provide whoever it is* with a new outfit? Apologies to anyone who thought it was a real hippo. *My mate used to think it was Marvin Robinson. As daft as it sounds, the tatty Pottermus costume speaks volumes. I’m really not sure it does. The off the pitch stuff like events and online content has been significantly improved recently. The football’s been crap obviously but I think trying to claim there’s some sort of malaise infecting everything the club does on and off the pitch is bogus. |
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Post by lagwafis on Feb 21, 2024 11:44:56 GMT
I'm wondering how many times we've replaced his head. Is it still the original from 1997 or does he have a secret room full of spare heads ala Worzel Gummidge. If it still exists you'd think the original would be a bit zombified by now. Mould growth, foam disintegration, cauliflower ears, eyeball popping out of its socket etc. Kav also knocked a few of his teeth out at one point.  |
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Post by Pricey on Feb 21, 2024 11:50:58 GMT
Replaced with a Stokie-speaking kiln for 24/25. Hippo is being put out to pasture. Don't trust his faded blue skin. Quote from a future sentinel article “…Kenny the Kiln’s chimney blowing smoke when Stoke score feature was put under scrutiny when smoke was still appearing despite there being no home league goal for 3 months. Some fans complained and said it was outrageous, however, some said they enjoyed the scent of weed it gave out and made them feel like they were sitting at home in Longton.” *no offence is meant to be caused by this, weed smells are everywhere and it seems it’s also available everywhere, not exclusive to Longton **no I don’t take part in the weed or deal it, I’m just made aware it’s a available everywhere because it’s scent is everywhere ***don’t have anything against it or for it, one is impartial ****have some more tiny stars*** We better stick to the hippo. |
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Post by Pricey on Feb 21, 2024 11:53:20 GMT
I'm wondering how many times we've replaced his head. Is it still the original from 1997 or does he have a secret room full of spare heads ala Worzel Gummidge. If it still exists you'd think the original would be a bit zombified by now. Mould growth, foam disintegration, cauliflower ears, eyeball popping out of its socket etc. Kav also knocked a few of his teeth out at one point. Love the WWF commentary on this, and the fact they haven't bothered including the actual goal in the clip. |
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Post by Pricey on Feb 21, 2024 11:59:40 GMT
This might be an outrageous thing to say in the current climate, but just before kick off on Saturday the cameras focussed on Pottermus and the costume looked really tatty and faded. Can we not even be arsed to provide whoever it is* with a new outfit? Apologies to anyone who thought it was a real hippo. *My mate used to think it was Marvin Robinson. As daft as it sounds, the tatty Pottermus costume speaks volumes. I was a ball boy in 1997 under the previous Coates regime and the organisation/attention to detail was really quite poor. Non-league standard at best. #partridge As Walrus states, off the pitch we're not a disaster these days...but then Pottermus does spend a decent amount of time on the pitch. |
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Post by ceejays on Feb 21, 2024 12:40:23 GMT
DO IT FOR PETER FOR JOHN AND DENISE. DO IT FOR BAYERN TO STOP HIM MOANING PLEASE. !!!
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