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Jun 26, 2008 18:49:23 GMT
Post by RedandWhite4ever on Jun 26, 2008 18:49:23 GMT
I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary. ;D ;D ;D
THE BRONCO METHOD:
Use this technique to spice up your sex life.
1. Get your good lady to get on all fours, and enter her from behind.
2. When you're about halfway through shagging her, say, "you know what? Your sister has a much tighter pussy than you."
3. Hang on for dear life.... ;D ;D ;D
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Jun 26, 2008 18:52:31 GMT
Post by stokieboy1 on Jun 26, 2008 18:52:31 GMT
Not bad mate not bad..... better than some of the shit thats on here ;D Compliment anyone? ;D
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Jun 26, 2008 19:16:20 GMT
Post by RedandWhite4ever on Jun 26, 2008 19:16:20 GMT
few more....
My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead..... ;D ;D ;D
Just bought a Liverpool FC advent calendar. Fucking typical, all the windows are boarded up and some cunts nicked all the fucking chocolate..... ;D ;D ;D
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