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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 23:05:20 GMT
Mate, did you mean to reply or have the fuckers done you too? 😀😀 BM[/quote I’m still standing as Reg D said. They’re now dancing in a line to ‘Have you ever seen the rain ‘. Union Jack bloke conducting with half a pool cue.
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 30, 2023 23:08:05 GMT
Mate, did you mean to reply or have the fuckers done you too? 😀😀 BM[/quote I’m still standing as Reg D said. They’re now dancing in a line to ‘Have you ever seen the rain ‘. Union Jack bloke conducting with half a pool cue. This is brilliant mate, loving it, but it’s getting a bit confusing as you are replying in my posts. Have you got any specs or do you need to get down off the table maybe? BM
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 30, 2023 23:10:23 GMT
Hamsta. Reply here mate before it all goes haywire!
BM
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Post by RonnieStokie on Dec 30, 2023 23:20:42 GMT
Hamsta, how did they take to you wearing your Stoke shirt?
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 23:26:03 GMT
Hamsta. Reply here mate before it all goes haywire! Apologies. Yes I have glasses - about seven or so different pairs so I can see various distances. Eg - telly, supermarket shelf, my dog Audrey’s shits, and where I am now I’ve just got phone glasses on so I can do this. I am lasting well but legs are going. Currently there is a choir ( I’m being kind) murdering ‘ Too much too young’. One ill informed lady tried the Specials dance but failed, did the splits inadvertently and is now swearing like a navvy on speed. Telly is now off. DJ asking for requests and I I’m about to play pool for first time in 15 years. I used to be decent - won a few tournaments and leagues. It’s a blue table but sadly got to wait for the lady in the nurse outfit to get off it. BM
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 23:29:56 GMT
Hamsta, how did they take to you wearing your Stoke shirt? I wore three as it was cold. Two t shirts and this seasons shirt. Under a jumper to start with but it is as hot as hell in here so u stripped off in stages. It’s been ok given 4 ex Stoke players in show today. They love Butland. Slight problem. Can’t find jumper and it was Xmas present. Stoke shirt got blood on it ( not mine I’ll explain later if I’m able) and my crucifix popped out
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 30, 2023 23:31:50 GMT
Hamsta. Reply here mate before it all goes haywire! Apologies. Yes I have glasses - about seven or so different pairs so I can see various distances. Eg - telly, supermarket shelf, my dog Audrey’s shits, and where I am now I’ve just got phone glasses on so I can do this. I am lasting well but legs are going. Currently there is a choir ( I’m being kind) murdering ‘ Too much too young’. One ill informed lady tried the Specials dance but failed, did the splits inadvertently and is now swearing like a navvy on speed. Telly is now off. DJ asking for requests and I I’m about to play pool for first time in 15 years. I used to be decent - won a few tournaments and leagues. It’s a blue table but sadly got to wait for the lady in the nurse outfit to get off it. BM 😂
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 31, 2023 0:09:42 GMT
I’m now in kebab place. He wants deep fried pizza and black puffin supper. I’m having fuck knows
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 31, 2023 0:13:49 GMT
I’m now in kebab place. He wants deep fried pizza and black puffin supper. I’m having fuck knows Ace! So the drinking coke all day didn’t go quite to plan? BM
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Post by Bod on Dec 31, 2023 0:18:38 GMT
This has been a hell of a ride! Excellent reading.
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 31, 2023 0:35:42 GMT
I’m now in kebab place. He wants deep fried pizza and black puffin supper. I’m having fuck knows Ace! So the drinking coke all day didn’t go quite to plan? No. Thing is if I’d asked for Coke at the bar that’s probably what o would have got from two thirds of the punters. I’m a bit shaky now tbh but I’ve got right specs on. Figured out what I’ve got. A munchy box and steak pie supper. Bugger. That’s enough to feed the 5,000 - although if I said that now I’d be in even deeper shit. Still got to ring wife to pick me up. Son in law in a state - I’ve given him his food order. All I can say is that his bog will not take the damage. Pub still kicking out. They are doing the conga on the way out singing ‘fuck the pope’. And wife asleep do got to get taxi. Which may be an issue BM
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 31, 2023 0:39:32 GMT
Ace! So the drinking coke all day didn’t go quite to plan? No. Thing is if I’d asked for Coke at the bar that’s probably what o would have got from two thirds of the punters. I’m a bit shaky now tbh but I’ve got right specs on. Figured out what I’ve got. A munchy box and steak pie supper. Bugger. That’s enough to feed the 5,000 - although if I said that now I’d be in even deeper shit. Still got to ring wife to pick me up. Son in law in a state - I’ve given him his food order. All I can say is that his bog will not take the damage. Pub still kicking out. They are doing the conga on the way out singing ‘fuck the pope’. And wife asleep do got to get taxi. Which may be an issue BM Imagine if Rangers had won! BM
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 31, 2023 0:49:54 GMT
Imagine if Rangers had won! No. That’s what I’ve been told for hours. If they had they’d be bouncing outside on the road. Traffic blocked for hours. Honestly it’s mad. Wife coming pick me up now / she’s amazed I’m still compus. Tbh I’m struggling and the munchies box is ridiculous. Son in law had a tactical shite to make room. For what I can only guess. BM
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 31, 2023 0:51:58 GMT
Forgot about Pool. Nurse got off table. I broke, potted three and she got back on again. I gave up.
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Post by whatsashig on Dec 31, 2023 0:59:33 GMT
Ready for Hogmanay then I guess
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Dec 31, 2023 1:00:19 GMT
Forgot about Pool. Nurse got off table. I broke, potted three and she got back on again. I gave up. Been a brilliant thread about your days adventure mate 👏👏👏 Get that deep fried mars bar down thee.
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 31, 2023 1:14:17 GMT
Forgot about Pool. Nurse got off table. I broke, potted three and she got back on again. I gave up. Been a brilliant thread about your days adventure mate 👏👏👏 Get that deep fried mars bar down thee. That was invented up on the east coast. I’ll send details tomorrow. Now in wife car. Bit worse for wear. Mushy peas on my Stoke shirt. Don in law in doghouse literally. Ok twins due any day. He’s pissed and on sofa. If she goes into labour now it’s my fault. Steak pie is good though.
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 31, 2023 1:19:51 GMT
Goodnight. Lost a contact lens. Think it fell in my pakora and I ate it. Still got one left though. Freeeeedom!
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Dec 31, 2023 1:28:21 GMT
Been a brilliant thread about your days adventure mate 👏👏👏 Get that deep fried mars bar down thee. That was invented up on the east coast. I’ll send details tomorrow. Now in wife car. Bit worse for wear. Mushy peas on my Stoke shirt. Don in law in doghouse literally. Ok twins due any day. He’s pissed and on sofa. If she goes into labour now it’s my fault. Steak pie is good though. Sounds like a standard night in Scotland mate 🤣
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 31, 2023 8:39:37 GMT
Bravo hamsta2. An awe inspiring read👍🏻
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Post by stantheman on Dec 31, 2023 10:05:53 GMT
Forgot about Pool. Nurse got off table. I broke, potted three and she got back on again. I gave up. Was it a real nurse or a Jock in drag? 😊
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Post by shrewspotter on Dec 31, 2023 10:08:42 GMT
Thread of the year
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Post by raythesailor on Dec 31, 2023 10:26:07 GMT
Are you near parkhead? If so I know which bar it is and I've seen it rammed with karaoke going on on a Monday on my lunch break😂 Larkhall mate Central Bar? Know it well. Don't wear a Green pullover!
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 31, 2023 11:05:23 GMT
Forgot about Pool. Nurse got off table. I broke, potted three and she got back on again. I gave up. Was it a real nurse or a Jock in drag? 😊 Tbh I can’t recall. I’m in the doghouse
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 31, 2023 17:36:09 GMT
Been a brilliant thread about your days adventure mate 👏👏👏 Get that deep fried mars bar down thee. That was invented up on the east coast. I’ll send details tomorrow. Now in wife car. Bit worse for wear. Mushy peas on my Stoke shirt. Don in law in doghouse literally. Ok twins due any day. He’s pissed and on sofa. If she goes into labour now it’s my fault. Steak pie is good though. Update. Bugger. D in law gone into hospital - could all be kicking off tonight. Son in law absolutely ruined. Lost the key to the secret room and his flute has been desecrated. Wife over there looking after 5 year old whilst they go in. I’m at Pa in laws cooking tea and drinking Kronenburg. Malt shortly. He’s not in best of health with bad eyesight so the measures he pours are a third of a pint at a time. With a ‘ teardrop ‘ of iced water. If it happens tonight it’s my fault apparently but it would be a favour in my eyes as the poor girl is like an inflated weeble and can hardly move. Better out than in say I. And I found a contact lens in the bog after my third morning visit.
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Post by J-Roar on Dec 31, 2023 18:07:08 GMT
That was invented up on the east coast. I’ll send details tomorrow. Now in wife car. Bit worse for wear. Mushy peas on my Stoke shirt. Don in law in doghouse literally. Ok twins due any day. He’s pissed and on sofa. If she goes into labour now it’s my fault. Steak pie is good though. Update. Bugger. D in law gone into hospital - could all be kicking off tonight. Son in law absolutely ruined. Lost the key to the secret room and his flute has been desecrated. Wife over there looking after 5 year old whilst they go in. I’m at Pa in laws cooking tea and drinking Kronenburg. Malt shortly. He’s not in best of health with bad eyesight so the measures he pours are a third of a pint at a time. With a ‘ teardrop ‘ of iced water. If it happens tonight it’s my fault apparently but it would be a favour in my eyes as the poor girl is like an inflated weeble and can hardly move. Better out than in say I. And I found a contact lens in the bog after my third morning visit. Wow. It took 3 goes to shit it out?
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 31, 2023 18:10:50 GMT
Update. Bugger. D in law gone into hospital - could all be kicking off tonight. Son in law absolutely ruined. Lost the key to the secret room and his flute has been desecrated. Wife over there looking after 5 year old whilst they go in. I’m at Pa in laws cooking tea and drinking Kronenburg. Malt shortly. He’s not in best of health with bad eyesight so the measures he pours are a third of a pint at a time. With a ‘ teardrop ‘ of iced water. If it happens tonight it’s my fault apparently but it would be a favour in my eyes as the poor girl is like an inflated weeble and can hardly move. Better out than in say I. And I found a contact lens in the bog after my third morning visit. Wow. It took 3 goes to shit it out? Not sure. It was stuck to side of pan and needed scraping off. It still works. I’ve now cut my thumb peeling sprouts and bled all over them. I’m on blood thinners too. Didn’t notice until I saw the red water. It’s ok no one will notice after I change the water.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 31, 2023 18:13:18 GMT
Wow. It took 3 goes to shit it out? Not sure. It was stuck to side of pan and needed scraping off. It still works. I’ve now cut my thumb peeling sprouts and bled all over them. I’m on blood thinners too. Didn’t notice until I saw the red water. It’s ok no one will notice after I change the water. Musik hasn’t posted for a couple of days. Just saying……
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 31, 2023 18:18:08 GMT
Not sure. It was stuck to side of pan and needed scraping off. It still works. I’ve now cut my thumb peeling sprouts and bled all over them. I’m on blood thinners too. Didn’t notice until I saw the red water. It’s ok no one will notice after I change the water. Musik hasn’t posted for a couple of days. Just saying…… May be he’s busy ? Thumb won’t stop bleeding. Have to wipe phone regularly.
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Post by stantheman on Dec 31, 2023 19:34:00 GMT
How does a flute get desecrated?🤣
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