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Post by BlurtonRed on Dec 30, 2023 14:21:00 GMT
I Think Tavernier and O'Riley are good players Be nice see Tavernier come back down, see how good he is Hahah great free kick...... come on the Gers
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Dec 30, 2023 14:22:56 GMT
I Think Tavernier and O'Riley are good players Be nice see Tavernier come back down, see how good he is That was a beauty Fecker
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Dec 30, 2023 14:25:58 GMT
Both sides lack any quality. Kyogo and the bald Japanese lad are the only half decent players on the pitch. I Think Tavernier and O'Riley are good players Mikey Johnston scares the shit out of me though. He turns off way too often.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Dec 30, 2023 14:30:35 GMT
Rangers didn't deserve to lose but as someone said earlier, no idea when in the opposition box at times.
Been an excellent game and some great goals.
Celtic's shirt is a thing of mass beauty
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 15:17:02 GMT
This is a madhouse. Weights and measures would close it. Haven’t seen people smoking in a pub for years. They don’t give a Flying ……
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 15:46:06 GMT
I’m not allowed to leave until I drink as I’ve been on v Coca Cola all day. So I’m now on god knows what lager and ‘wee halves’
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 15:48:45 GMT
This isn’t going to end well. Karaoke now.
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Post by GreaterGlasgowstokie on Dec 30, 2023 17:25:11 GMT
This isn’t going to end well. Karaoke now. Are you near parkhead? If so I know which bar it is and I've seen it rammed with karaoke going on on a Monday on my lunch break😂
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 17:29:43 GMT
This isn’t going to end well. Karaoke now. Are you near parkhead? If so I know which bar it is and I've seen it rammed with karaoke going on on a Monday on my lunch break😂 Larkhall mate
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2023 17:34:12 GMT
This isn’t going to end well. Karaoke now. Are you near parkhead? If so I know which bar it is and I've seen it rammed with karaoke going on on a Monday on my lunch break😂 Like a Scottish Pig Pen
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Post by GreaterGlasgowstokie on Dec 30, 2023 17:46:03 GMT
Are you near parkhead? If so I know which bar it is and I've seen it rammed with karaoke going on on a Monday on my lunch break😂 Larkhall mate hardcore rangers there
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 18:01:55 GMT
Oh yes. The union flags are everywhere.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Dec 30, 2023 18:06:02 GMT
Oh yes. The union flags are everywhere. Half mast?
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 19:46:20 GMT
I am now. Half mast. Tell you what - the Scot’s can’t drink. They neck it at furious speed and half an hour later ……pished.
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Dec 30, 2023 19:58:15 GMT
I am now. Half mast. Tell you what - the Scot’s can’t drink. They neck it at furious speed and half an hour later ……pished. Show them how to go on Hamsta2
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 30, 2023 19:59:56 GMT
I’m enjoying these live “Hamsta getting pissed” updates
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 20:09:04 GMT
I’m enjoying these live “Hamsta getting pissed” updates Son in law drinking Tennents. It’s piss. So then has large vodka chasers. As does his mate. They’re all over the shop. I could drink this until the proverbial cows return. Only whisky in this hell hole is Bells and it tastes as dodgy as hell to me. I’m being taken to a secret room shortly that not many see. It’s to do with the band - the Orange March. I’m sworn to secrecy. Why, God only knows. There’s strange women with permatans and teeth like a graveyard at night dancing to Tom Hark. I need to go.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 30, 2023 20:24:40 GMT
I’m enjoying these live “Hamsta getting pissed” updates Son in law drinking Tennents. It’s piss. So then has large vodka chasers. As does his mate. They’re all over the shop. I could drink this until the proverbial cows return. Only whisky in this hell hole is Bells and it tastes as dodgy as hell to me. I’m being taken to a secret room shortly that not many see. It’s to do with the band - the Orange March. I’m sworn to secrecy. Why, God only knows. There’s strange women with permatans and teeth like a graveyard at night dancing to Tom Hark. I need to go. 🤣 This is Musik quality stuff!
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 21:14:18 GMT
I’m enjoying these live “Hamsta getting pissed” updates Son in law drinking Tennents. It’s piss. So then has large vodka chasers. As does his mate. They’re all over the shop. I could drink this until the proverbial cows return. Only whisky in this hell hole is Bells and it tastes as dodgy as hell to me. I’m being taken to a secret room shortly that not many see. It’s to do with the band - the Orange March. I’m sworn to secrecy. Why, God only knows. There’s strange women with permatans and teeth like a graveyard at night dancing to Tom Hark. I need to go. So fought our way through the masses and got a large key from behind the bar. Went to the exit where there is a stair case. One old boy having a fag by the open door and two young ones come in and ask if it’s the smoking area. I don’t know if they were serious or taking the piss. The response was ‘Fill ya lungs wi smoke ‘. We went upstairs - I don’t do stairs well at the best of times. I found this a challenge especially as I was pushing 20 stone of pissed son in law up them. He eventually unlocked the door.
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 21:27:30 GMT
Son in law drinking Tennents. It’s piss. So then has large vodka chasers. As does his mate. They’re all over the shop. I could drink this until the proverbial cows return. Only whisky in this hell hole is Bells and it tastes as dodgy as hell to me. I’m being taken to a secret room shortly that not many see. It’s to do with the band - the Orange March. I’m sworn to secrecy. Why, God only knows. There’s strange women with permatans and teeth like a graveyard at night dancing to Tom Hark. I need to go. So fought our way through the masses and got a large key from behind the bar. Went to the exit where there is a stair case. One old boy having a fag by the open door and two young ones come in and ask if it’s the smoking area. I don’t know if they were serious or taking the piss. The response was ‘Fill ya lungs wi smoke ‘. We went upstairs - I don’t do stairs well at the best of times. I found this a challenge especially as I was pushing 20 stone of pissed son in law up them. He eventually unlocked the door. Sorry got distracted by a man in a Union Jack suit and top hat singing ‘’I think we’re alone now’ on the karaoke. Astonishing. Anyway the room upstairs was full of band stuff. Big drums, little drums, pennants and flags. It’s own private bar. It’s the home of one of the local marching bands - a big thing up here. Loads of trophies they’d won - just some of the artwork was a bit odd. All poppies, soldiers and provocative text. A bit unsettling. Tbh. Then son in laws equally pissed mate turns up ‘ to check his drum skin was tight’. No. He had something in there he needed to wake him up imo. Five mins later he’s got eyes like dinner plates and is dancing with Union Jack man. I need to leave soonest.
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Post by prestwichpotter on Dec 30, 2023 21:55:28 GMT
Make sure you sing the national anthem after last orders hamsta for fuck’s sake……
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Post by bassmaster on Dec 30, 2023 22:05:09 GMT
Fuck the Huns
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Dec 30, 2023 22:19:58 GMT
Particularly enjoying the description of the pub
Reminds me of that TV show
Homes under the Hamsta
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Dec 30, 2023 22:23:46 GMT
Only a few more days & you can show off the toys Santa got you to your school mates.
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 30, 2023 22:33:38 GMT
I am now. Half mast. Tell you what - the Scot’s can’t drink. They neck it at furious speed and half an hour later ……pished. Mmm well every time I’ve gone out on the piss with a Scotsman I’ve definitely come off second best. It’s different gravy up there! BM
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 22:37:11 GMT
So fought our way through the masses and got a large key from behind the bar. Went to the exit where there is a stair case. One old boy having a fag by the open door and two young ones come in and ask if it’s the smoking area. I don’t know if they were serious or taking the piss. The response was ‘Fill ya lungs wi smoke ‘. We went upstairs - I don’t do stairs well at the best of times. I found this a challenge especially as I was pushing 20 stone of pissed son in law up them. He eventually unlocked the door. Sorry got distracted by a man in a Union Jack suit and top hat singing ‘’I think we’re alone now’ on the karaoke. Astonishing. Anyway the room upstairs was full of band stuff. Big drums, little drums, pennants and flags. It’s own private bar. It’s the home of one of the local marching bands - a big thing up here. Loads of trophies they’d won - just some of the artwork was a bit odd. All poppies, soldiers and provocative text. A bit unsettling. Tbh. Then son in laws equally pissed mate turns up ‘ to check his drum skin was tight’. No. He had something in there he needed to wake him up imo. Five mins later he’s got eyes like dinner plates and is dancing with Union Jack man. I need to leave soonest. No chance yet. In the back bar ( with open plan bogs with a massive queue and no doors) they are now playing ‘open the box’. In one box there’s a joint of beef. Rest of them are surprises’ Considering they’re now singing to the tune of Sloop John B being ‘ knee deep in feinian blood’ ( not joking - on the juke box there are hundreds of Rangers songs all about unpleasant matters) I’m a tad concerned about what’s in the boxes - which are small so the beef will be more like a burger - especially as IRA protest songs now being sung. With gusto by Union Jack man and the barmaids who are giving out flags to the by now very damaged punters. I’ve managed to hide my beer but tbf no one notices. It’s a case of ‘ my drink is your drink ‘ as in grab the nearest glass. That’s wrong. We’ve now moved onto plastic glasses. I’m now looking for a taxi. But they are busy and won’t come here anyway.
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 22:48:39 GMT
Make sure you sing the national anthem after last orders hamsta for fuck’s sake…… Hadn’t factored that in. Bollocks. Feeling a tad odd now. Just had a Buckie cocktail. Buckfast wine and more Buckfast. Vile. And I’ve just remembered I haven’t eaten today. All is not lost. Take away across the road. I’ll go later when I csn get son in law off the table and get his trousers pulled up. No one needed to see Steven Gerrard in his boxers. They were last years present from Gran apparently
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Post by hamsta2 on Dec 30, 2023 22:53:00 GMT
I am now. Half mast. Tell you what - the Scot’s can’t drink. They neck it at furious speed and half an hour later ……pished. Mmm well every time I’ve gone out on the piss with a Scotsman I’ve definitely come off second best. It’s different gravy up there! It’s not. The lager’s shite and there is the alcohol limit rule. Honestly I’m no heavyweight but I’ve always been last man standing up here. However this evening may prove to be slightly different. BM
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Post by bassmaster on Dec 30, 2023 23:00:50 GMT
Only a few more days & you can show off the toys Santa got you to your school mates. Fuck the Drunken Communists…
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 30, 2023 23:03:23 GMT
Mmm well every time I’ve gone out on the piss with a Scotsman I’ve definitely come off second best. It’s different gravy up there! It’s not. The lager’s shite and there is the alcohol limit rule. Honestly I’m no heavyweight but I’ve always been last man standing up here. However this evening may prove to be slightly different. BM Mate, did you mean to reply or have the fuckers done you too? 😀😀 BM
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