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Post by gawa on Dec 17, 2023 13:14:53 GMT
I'd add Carol Vorderman and Gary Linekar to the cabinet too because it would be funny to see the woke cancel culture snowflakes have a meltdown at it.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 17, 2023 13:14:58 GMT
There’s an obvious elephant in the room here…….. Cyril Smith?
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Post by oggyoggy on Dec 17, 2023 13:50:03 GMT
Aurelius as the Stop the Boats minister!
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Post by oggyoggy on Dec 17, 2023 13:55:54 GMT
Only if I’m PM, and Huddy is Minister without portfolio. I'd worry about the impartiality of the BBC under your premiership Oggy. You'd need a tight rein on Huddy, he'd need focus otherwise he'd be your loose canon. He's Prescott-lite. He'd be chinning people before you knew it. Don’t worry about that. I’d put Badger in charge of the BBC on the condition the Last Leg is shown weekly. YesWilko and Knype would be my nutters on the backbenches. My John McDonnell and Lee Anderson.
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Dec 17, 2023 14:12:43 GMT
I’d get 650 from the next boat that lands on the south coast, they can’t do any worse.
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Post by flea79 on Dec 17, 2023 14:16:56 GMT
There are 650 MPs They don't seem to be doing a very good job. If you could choose anyone ( except Frasier) to run the country ( without elections), who would you pick? My immediate thoughts are; Martin Lewis ( the money saving expert), Richard Attenborough, Denise Coates, Dyson.... They don't have to be famous. Martin Lewis is a prize bellend and shouldn’t even be on tv! The other week he was condoning insurance fraud!
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Post by salopstick on Dec 17, 2023 14:53:03 GMT
USA is a different system with state houses but the main national two congress and a senate.
I like the fact that the president picks a cabinet where in theory you get subject matter experts to run individual ministries
I’d live in this country for MPs to run the country but have a lord sugar type as business minister, a retired general as defence minister etc etc. i believe in USA they still have to be confirmed by congress and the senate too
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Dec 17, 2023 15:05:13 GMT
There are 650 MPs They don't seem to be doing a very good job. If you could choose anyone ( except Frasier) to run the country ( without elections), who would you pick? My immediate thoughts are; Martin Lewis ( the money saving expert), Richard Attenborough, Denise Coates, Dyson.... They don't have to be famous. Martin Lewis is a prize bellend and shouldn’t even be on tv! The other week he was condoning insurance fraud! Any suggestions Flea?
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Dec 17, 2023 15:06:41 GMT
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 17, 2023 15:06:41 GMT
I'd worry about the impartiality of the BBC under your premiership Oggy. You'd need a tight rein on Huddy, he'd need focus otherwise he'd be your loose canon. He's Prescott-lite. He'd be chinning people before you knew it. Don’t worry about that. I’d put Badger in charge of the BBC on the condition the Last Leg is shown weekly. YesWilko and Knype would be my nutters on the backbenches. My John McDonnell and Lee Anderson. That’s fine, In fact I’ve already been in touch with Joey Barton about applying for the presenters job after you’ve head hunted Adam Hills for the position of Minister for Wokies.
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Post by lordb on Dec 17, 2023 15:56:49 GMT
Dyson? For real? He's an absolute tool, just as fucked up and full of shit as the worst as any MP (although not as stupid as Gullis) Imho a good number of MPs are actually decent hard working people who are doing what they can to improve things However it's very rare that those types get to become ministers The significant number of MPs who are a heady combination of gutless, stupid, arrogant, corrupt, lazy, self serving and so on are depressing The number one problem is the Public School system produces far more of the latter than the former and those are the types we vote for I think he did design a new tool. I'd agree many MPs do try their best , totally constrained by the Party system. Have you anyone in mind who might be good at running the country? Nobody Anarcho Syndaclism worth a shot I think Failing that be quite happy to be colonised by someone sensible like the Danes or the Dutch
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Post by chuffedstokie on Dec 17, 2023 16:14:04 GMT
That bloke that came up with reggae reggae sauce, although he might be too wealthy by now. Inspirational nonetheless.
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on Dec 17, 2023 16:15:13 GMT
Aurelius as the Stop the Boats minister! Personally patrolling the south coast beaches...
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Post by elystokie on Dec 17, 2023 19:19:39 GMT
There’s an obvious elephant in the room here…….. I was thinking the same, can't believe Mick Lynch hasn't been mentioned.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 17, 2023 19:51:29 GMT
There’s an obvious elephant in the room here…….. I was thinking the same, can't believe Mick Lynch hasn't been mentioned. It’s making me all gammony just thinking about that prick!
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Post by flea79 on Dec 17, 2023 20:00:45 GMT
Martin Lewis is a prize bellend and shouldn’t even be on tv! The other week he was condoning insurance fraud! Any suggestions Flea? yeah be 100% truthful, insurers are now chucking claims out for people who are 5 miles over the mileage given at renewal shop about and avoid like the plague people on social media who are offering cheap insurance, its called ghost broking and generally they put your reg on a traders policy and it can go badly wrong try your local broker and ignore anything Martin Lewis says
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 17, 2023 20:02:03 GMT
yeah be 100% truthful, insurers are now chucking claims out for people who are 5 miles over the mileage given at renewal shop about and avoid like the plague people on social media who are offering cheap insurance, its called ghost broking and generally they put your reg on a traders policy and it can go badly wrong try your local broker and ignore anything Martin Lewis says I sometimes think Martin Lewis works for the government. He’s a right slimey turd
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Post by elystokie on Dec 17, 2023 20:10:49 GMT
I was thinking the same, can't believe Mick Lynch hasn't been mentioned. It’s making me all gammony just thinking about that prick! If your hero invited him onto his GBeebies show for a debate I might even give it a watch 😉
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Post by flea79 on Dec 17, 2023 20:18:25 GMT
yeah be 100% truthful, insurers are now chucking claims out for people who are 5 miles over the mileage given at renewal shop about and avoid like the plague people on social media who are offering cheap insurance, its called ghost broking and generally they put your reg on a traders policy and it can go badly wrong try your local broker and ignore anything Martin Lewis says I sometimes think Martin Lewis works for the government. He’s a right slimey turd he could be held liable for his comments on insurance his good idea was for say a self employed plumber who trades as a limited company to put his occupation as a company director on his van insurance instead of a plumber too get a cheaper rate, its simply not correct and could invalidate a claim! mind you its not as bad as the collective screams of insurance brokers in 2020 when Boris and Rishi gave an evening covid briefing early in the lockdown and stated we have added Covid-19 to the list of notifiable diseases so your business insurance will now pay for your losses! god we all lost it with that one
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 17, 2023 20:23:15 GMT
It’s making me all gammony just thinking about that prick! If your hero invited him onto his GBeebies show for a debate I might even give it a watch 😉 My mum is my hero Ely and yes I’d love to see that. She’s a right battleaxe and would take him to the cleaners😉
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Dec 17, 2023 20:38:58 GMT
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Post by elystokie on Dec 17, 2023 20:38:58 GMT
If your hero invited him onto his GBeebies show for a debate I might even give it a watch 😉 My mum is my hero Ely and yes I’d love to see that. She’s a right battleaxe and would take him to the cleaners😉 Didn't know your mum had a show on GBeebies too 😀 She'd have a better stab at it than Nige to be fair, never happen anyway, if Nige had the balls it'd have happened by now.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 17, 2023 20:42:36 GMT
My mum is my hero Ely and yes I’d love to see that. She’s a right battleaxe and would take him to the cleaners😉 Didn't know your mum had a show on GBeebies too 😀 She'd have a better stab at it than Nige to be fair, never happen anyway, if Nige had the balls it'd have happened by now. Look at you getting all hot around the collar about the great man. I’ve not mentioned him once on this thread. Have a doobie😉
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Post by elystokie on Dec 17, 2023 20:48:07 GMT
Didn't know your mum had a show on GBeebies too 😀 She'd have a better stab at it than Nige to be fair, never happen anyway, if Nige had the balls it'd have happened by now. Look at you getting all hot around the collar about the great man. I’ve not mentioned him once on this thread. Have a doobie😉 'hot around the collar' 😂 Look at you, projecting again 😉 I don't think the people on train I'm on would appreciate me doing that, some people don't like the smell 😀
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 17, 2023 20:49:31 GMT
Look at you getting all hot around the collar about the great man. I’ve not mentioned him once on this thread. Have a doobie😉 'hot around the collar' 😂 Look at you, projecting again 😉 I don't think the people on train I'm on would appreciate me doing that, some people don't like the smell 😀 🤣 just joshing mate as usual. At least you understand it
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Dec 17, 2023 21:13:20 GMT
Threads rarely go the way you had in mind.
Long live Stokies and the Oatcake!
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 17, 2023 21:18:42 GMT
Threads rarely go the way you had in mind. Long live Stokies and the Oatcake! I’d be more than happy for you to run the country BJR👍🏻
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 17, 2023 21:21:20 GMT
With Nigel as your mentor😉
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Dec 17, 2023 21:27:06 GMT
Threads rarely go the way you had in mind. Long live Stokies and the Oatcake! I’d be more than happy for you to run the country BJR👍🏻 I'd love to. Let's start by reorganising the way football is set up in this country. A fair competition? It must be one of the few sports ( certainly major sport on a national level) where it ISN'T a level playing field. The gap between Mansfield Town and Man City is ridiculous...I suppose " that's the way it is" youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwDlpgvksska5Pg-kCDXcfGnWWB7toSyy&si=usfoTUVHaCEZt1Rl
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Post by thisisouryear on Dec 17, 2023 22:50:49 GMT
Owen Jones, the meltdown would be hilarious
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 18, 2023 6:30:11 GMT
Owen Jones, the meltdown would be hilarious It'd be good in parliament. After spouting some flip flopping bullshit he'd actually have to debate with people, instead of blocking them on social media and thcweaming into his echo chamber.
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Post by felonious on Dec 18, 2023 8:04:55 GMT
Owen Jones, the meltdown would be hilarious Surprisingly I found his monologue on Israel and Palestine fairly sensible a week or so back if he could just tone down the hysterics and allow others to get a word in he could be far more presentable. Give him Israel he could end the "special relationship" with their backers, the USA within days
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