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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Dec 16, 2023 0:12:55 GMT
There are so many poor, clichéd attempts at humour on here.
One that's got my goat recently is when we're linked to someone, and a poster very cleverly takes the surname of someone else, and claims we'd have a "better chance of signing" or "would rather sign" that person.
"Graham Potter? We've got more chance of signing Harry Potter".
"Graham Potter? I'd rather sign Brian Potter" etc.
It's so overdone and yet they proudly state it as though it's really funny, and it's gone onto Facebook and Twitter too.
Also, the perennially unfunny "I've heard we've offered him £15k a week and as many oatcakes as he can eat".
Any others?
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Post by salopstick on Dec 16, 2023 0:16:07 GMT
Haven’t seen a thread descend into fish puns for a while
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 16, 2023 0:17:20 GMT
There are so many poor, clichéd attempts at humour on here. One that's got my goat recently is when we're linked to someone, and a poster very cleverly takes the surname of someone else, and claims we'd have a "better chance of signing" or "would rather sign" that person. "Graham Potter? We've got more chance of signing Harry Potter". "Graham Potter? I'd rather sign Brian Potter" etc. It's so overdone and yet they proudly state it as though it's really funny, and it's gone onto Facebook and Twitter too. Also, the perennially unfunny "I've heard we've offered him £15k a week and as many oatcakes as he can eat". Any others? King fucking Charles? Ray Charles has more vision than him |
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Post by gawa on Dec 16, 2023 0:27:05 GMT
Pretty Little Boother? I'd rather shop at Pretty Litte Thing.
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Post by wannabee on Dec 16, 2023 1:14:51 GMT
When we had Egyptian Potter Sobhi I was Stoked
But then we started falling down the Football League Pyramid
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Post by foster on Dec 16, 2023 6:06:23 GMT
Haven’t seen a thread descend into fish puns for a while That's because there's a time and a plaice. |
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Post by redstriper on Dec 16, 2023 9:32:56 GMT
Anyone even attempting humour these days gets the thumbs up from me, it's pretty difficult and brave to say anything funny because virtually every topic is closed down and gagged by the woke police in case somebody is offended.
It's the new puritan age.
Next time we have a female referee and I try to get a chant of "you're supposed to be at home" going when we get a really poor decision against us I'll probably get arrested...
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Post by noustie on Dec 16, 2023 9:37:35 GMT
Haven’t seen a thread descend into fish puns for a while That's because there's a time and a plaice. Without pun based humour the board would lose the essence of its very sole! |
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Post by str8outtahampton on Dec 16, 2023 9:56:31 GMT
Anyone even attempting humour these days gets the thumbs up from me, it's pretty difficult and brave to say anything funny because virtually every topic is closed down and gagged by the woke police in case somebody is offended. It's the new puritan age. Next time we have a female referee and I try to get a chant of "you're supposed to be at home" going when we get a really poor decision against us I'll probably get arrested... That's out of order. If you must use the term "woke", can you please give us the appropriate title. It's "leftie, champagne socialist, Glyndebourne-attending, London townhouse-dwelling, fun-killing, sense of humour by-passed, virtue-signalling, snowflake, wokie". |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 16, 2023 9:58:50 GMT
Anyone even attempting humour these days gets the thumbs up from me, it's pretty difficult and brave to say anything funny because virtually every topic is closed down and gagged by the woke police in case somebody is offended. It's the new puritan age. Next time we have a female referee and I try to get a chant of "you're supposed to be at home" going when we get a really poor decision against us I'll probably get arrested... That's out of order. If you must use the term "woke", can you please give us the appropriate title. It's "leftie, champagne socialist, Glyndebourne-attending, London townhouse-dwelling, fun-killing, sense of humour by-passed, virtue-signalling, snowflake, wokie". You forgot lobotomised |
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Post by rickyfullerbeer on Dec 16, 2023 10:08:12 GMT
That Wouter Burger thread in summer was one of the worst things I've ever seen. A total embarrassment.
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Post by RedandWhite90 on Dec 16, 2023 10:35:07 GMT
That Wouter Burger thread in summer was one of the worst things I've ever seen. A total embarrassment. Lettuce remember it forever. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 16, 2023 10:42:05 GMT
That Wouter Burger thread in summer was one of the worst things I've ever seen. A total embarrassment. Lettuce remember it forever. Youre going to get a right grilling now |
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Post by hotterpotter on Dec 16, 2023 10:44:04 GMT
It's the shortening of cringe-worthy to cringe that hurts my brain 😉
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Post by hotterpotter on Dec 16, 2023 10:46:38 GMT
If you post something you think is funny and nobody laughs, is it funny?
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Dec 16, 2023 11:12:52 GMT
Haven’t seen a thread descend into fish puns for a while That's because there's a time and a plaice. FFS foster....g-roe up  |
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Post by foster on Dec 16, 2023 11:24:20 GMT
That Wouter Burger thread in summer was one of the worst things I've ever seen. A total embarrassment. Lettuce remember it forever. I knew someone would take the bait. (Moving it up a level to combine both fish and burger puns) |
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Post by somersetstokie on Dec 16, 2023 12:17:55 GMT
Haven’t seen a thread descend into fish puns for a while That's because there's a time and a plaice. Most of the fish stuff gets canned these days. |
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Post by felonious on Dec 16, 2023 18:23:44 GMT
"Lol at that picture. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" We need more of this ^^^^^^^ |
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Dec 16, 2023 18:38:33 GMT
"Lol at that picture. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" We need more of this ^^^^^^^ Possibly the greatest Oatcake quote ever. Even overtaken the infamous "Jesus hates Christ" for me |
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Post by milton58 on Dec 16, 2023 18:41:11 GMT
That Wouter Burger thread in summer was one of the worst things I've ever seen. A total embarrassment. Lettuce remember it forever. ya whopper you been on the sauce.who do you think you are the big daddy |
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Post by PotterLog on Dec 16, 2023 18:51:46 GMT
"Lol at that picture. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" We need more of this ^^^^^^^ Possibly the greatest Oatcake quote ever. Even overtaken the infamous "Jesus hates Christ" for me That didn’t come from the oatcake, it was an early Web 2.0 nonsense phrase that sort of went viral, used knowingly |
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Post by cvillestokie on Dec 16, 2023 19:05:07 GMT
"Lol at that picture. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" We need more of this ^^^^^^^ Was this Benji? 😂 |
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Post by felonious on Dec 17, 2023 8:21:01 GMT
Possibly the greatest Oatcake quote ever. Even overtaken the infamous "Jesus hates Christ" for me That didn’t come from the oatcake, it was an early Web 2.0 nonsense phrase that sort of went viral, used knowingly Well every day's a school day what a disappointment I've always chuckled at the thought of a pissed up Boother hitting the keyboard  |
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Post by PotterLog on Dec 17, 2023 8:39:05 GMT
That didn’t come from the oatcake, it was an early Web 2.0 nonsense phrase that sort of went viral, used knowingly Well every day's a school day what a disappointment I've always chuckled at the thought of a pissed up Boother hitting the keyboard I think you can still chuckle at that regardless 😉 |
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Post by atillathehoneybee on Dec 17, 2023 9:15:51 GMT
Anyone even attempting humour these days gets the thumbs up from me, it's pretty difficult and brave to say anything funny because virtually every topic is closed down and gagged by the woke police in case somebody is offended. It's the new puritan age. Next time we have a female referee and I try to get a chant of "you're supposed to be at home" going when we get a really poor decision against us I'll probably get arrested... That's out of order. If you must use the term "woke", can you please give us the appropriate title. It's "leftie, champagne socialist, Glyndebourne-attending, London townhouse-dwelling, fun-killing, sense of humour by-passed, virtue-signalling, snowflake, wokie". Tree hugging , muesli eating guardian reader... |
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Post by atillathehoneybee on Dec 17, 2023 9:18:40 GMT
On Eccleshall today facebook there was a thread about Naughty Elf with a slight adult theme, things like shagging barbie, snorting coke, waterboarding action man.
Yup
The wokies complained and it has now stopped...
Wokies..I fucking shit em.
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Post by mrnovember on Dec 18, 2023 21:14:32 GMT
"God help them foreign lads, first a jock and now a Scouser lol"
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Dec 18, 2023 21:27:39 GMT
who remembers Hudsongod's
Candle Lit Vidual?
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Dec 19, 2023 13:38:58 GMT
There are so many poor, clichéd attempts at humour on here. One that's got my goat recently is when we're linked to someone, and a poster very cleverly takes the surname of someone else, and claims we'd have a "better chance of signing" or "would rather sign" that person. "Graham Potter? We've got more chance of signing Harry Potter". "Graham Potter? I'd rather sign Brian Potter" etc. It's so overdone and yet they proudly state it as though it's really funny, and it's gone onto Facebook and Twitter too. Also, the perennially unfunny "I've heard we've offered him £15k a week and as many oatcakes as he can eat". Any others? King fucking Charles? Ray Charles has more vision than him Don't care what anyone says, that's funny😆 🤣 |
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