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Post by AlbertTatlock on Dec 9, 2023 20:17:18 GMT
Simkin 10 MOM, happy birthday! the rest - I can't be arsed - just like them. Gouranga.  |
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Post by DansViews on Dec 9, 2023 20:49:17 GMT
They can all fuck off.
Apart from Simkin
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Post by dirtygary69 on Dec 9, 2023 20:50:18 GMT
Thought Simkin and Gooch were about the only ones. The rest was wank but they clearly haven’t got a fucking clue what is being asked of them.
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Post by robwahlmann on Dec 9, 2023 20:51:51 GMT
NEIL 0!  |
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Post by mamathestriker on Dec 9, 2023 20:52:25 GMT
Simkin 10 MOM, happy birthday! the rest - I can't be arsed - just like them. Gouranga. Simkin 7 Gooch 6 Clark 3 McNally 5 Stevens 3 Pearson 3 Burger 3 Laurent 3 Junho 5 Leris 3 Mmae 3 Think I'm being generous there too |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 9, 2023 20:53:18 GMT
Simkin 10 MOM, happy birthday! the rest - I can't be arsed - just like them. Gouranga. Simkin 7 Gooch 6 Clark 3 McNally 5 Stevens 3 Pearson 3 Burger 3 Laurent 3 Junho 5 Leris 3 Mmae 3 Think I'm being generous there too Not bad but I’d take a point off all of those scores |
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Post by staffordpotter78 on Dec 9, 2023 21:06:40 GMT
Simkin 8 - Looks much more commanding than Bonham and a much better distributor of the ball too.
Gooch 6 - Huffed and puffed but was a bit meh.
Clark 4 - Glaringly short of fitness.
McNally 6 - Bang average.
Stevens 4 - Poor positional sense.
Pearson 6 - I thought he looked brave on the ball for once, and no stupid challenges either.
Burger 6 - See Gooch.
Laurent 6 - See Gooch and Burger.
Junho 4 - Twists and turns but flatters to deceive with no end product.
Leris 4 - See Stevens
Mmae 6 - Thought he looked half decent and was at least trying.
Subs:
Wesley 4 - Was like watching The Rock do ballet.
Vidigal N/A - Not on long enough to rate.
Rose 6 - Did nothing wrong, but nothing superb either.
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Post by barnscfc1 on Dec 9, 2023 21:09:55 GMT
Apart from the keeper all crap.
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Post by smallthorner on Dec 9, 2023 21:10:20 GMT
Simkin 8 - Looks much more commanding than Bonham and a much better distributor of the ball too. Gooch 6 - Huffed and puffed but was a bit meh. Clark 4 - Glaringly short of fitness. McNally 6 - Bang average. Stevens 4 - Poor positional sense. Pearson 6 - I thought he looked brave on the ball for once, and no stupid challenges either. Burger 6 - See Gooch. Laurent 6 - See Gooch and Burger. Junho 4 - Twists and turns but flatters to deceive with no end product. Leris 4 - See Stevens Mmae 6 - Thought he looked half decent and was at least trying. Subs: Wesley 4 - Was like watching The Rock do ballet. Vidigal N/A - Not on long enough to rate. Rose 6 - Did nothing wrong, but nothing superb either. Way too generous there mate. |
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Post by wonderwall on Dec 9, 2023 21:14:38 GMT
Congrats to simkin.
Massive and only positive, only just 19. Well done lad
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Post by stokesupporter on Dec 9, 2023 21:16:35 GMT
Simkin 6 Had not much to do
Gooch 5 Lively but made some errors too
Clark 4 Dont really know why we signed him, and don't know why we keep playing him
McNally 6 did okay
Stevens 5 not the worst, but.. yeah 5's worth only though
Pearson 4 quiet
Burger 5 tried to make things happen
Laurent 5 as above
Junho 6 *MOTM was alaway involved when we had a goal chance
Leris 4 Not involved much
Mmae 5 He doesnt seem to suit this league. Had couple of good moments though. Too lightweigt.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 9, 2023 21:19:34 GMT
Congrats to simkin. Massive and only positive, only just 19. Well done lad Apart from his kicking which was absolutely atrocious. I’m guessing the weather had a part to play |
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Post by idle on Dec 9, 2023 21:23:54 GMT
Simkin 6 - Did ok, catched the ball from crosses and couldn't have done much more for the goal
Gooch 5 - At least he won a few duels. Not much else though
Clark 4 - Slow, weak and poor passing
McNally 5 - Bang average. His worst game yet for us
Stevens 4 - Like Gooch, without the bravery
Pearson 6 - Won a lot of challenges, often slow on the passing though. Didn't get booked!
Burger 4 - Sloppy, lost the ball more than he won them. Poor game from him
Laurent 5 - Tried more than usual, but just isn't good enough on the ball
Junho 6 - Out MOTM (although that doesn't say much). Still waiting for his first goal, but it'll come
Leris 4 - Lost countless aerial duels. He used to win them all, what happened? No end product
Mmae 5 - Got in a few good positions, but should've scored.
Subs:
Wesley 4 - All he did was give away FKs and offsides
Vidigal -
Rose 4 - Pretty bad. Almost scored an own goal and the defence fell apart when he came on (not all his fault though)
Ref 5 - erratic with the yellows, and the pen was soft. Average (for a championship ref)
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Post by tqstokie on Dec 9, 2023 21:25:06 GMT
Congrats to simkin. Massive and only positive, only just 19. Well done lad Apart from his kicking which was absolutely atrocious. I’m guessing the weather had a part to play IMHO there was nothing wrong with his kicking certainly not atrocious. |
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Post by idle on Dec 9, 2023 21:25:09 GMT
Congrats to simkin. Massive and only positive, only just 19. Well done lad Apart from his kicking which was absolutely atrocious. I’m guessing the weather had a part to play Yeah, I thought he did well with the wind and all. A lot better than Bonham's kicking, that's for sure! |
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Post by roylandstoke on Dec 9, 2023 21:25:58 GMT
Awful quality all round.
Simkin 9
Gooch 4
Clark 3
McNally 4
Stevens 2
Pearson 4
Burger 4
Laurent 3
Leris 3
Mmae 3
Jun Ho 4 only looked like a player when he disobeyed the manager and played behind the striker
Hoever 2 struggles with positional play in his true position
Wesley 2 looks like the training regime under Neil has caused him to gain half a stone
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Post by lordb on Dec 9, 2023 21:26:25 GMT
Congrats to simkin. Massive and only positive, only just 19. Well done lad Apart from his kicking which was absolutely atrocious. I’m guessing the weather had a part to play He shanked one, the rest were big booming kicjs deep into the opposition half |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 9, 2023 21:30:43 GMT
Apart from his kicking which was absolutely atrocious. I’m guessing the weather had a part to play He shanked one, the rest were big booming kicjs deep into the opposition half I’m no expert obviously but they all seemed to have a very high trajectory mainly down the centre of the pitch and in those conditions a drill out wide I would think would be better. Take nothing away from him though, he didn’t really do anything wrong and what a fantastic birthday present for him. Unfortunately he’ll be as sick as a parrot right now |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 9, 2023 21:32:49 GMT
Simkin 8 MOM
The rest - shit/10
AN - shitter/10
JC - shitterer/10 for not dealing with this fucking joke show.
The fans 20/10 for tolerating this shit show
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Post by lordb on Dec 9, 2023 21:35:13 GMT
He shanked one, the rest were big booming kicjs deep into the opposition half I’m no expert obviously but they all seemed to have a very high trajectory mainly down the centre of the pitch and in those conditions a drill out wide I would think would be better. Take nothing away from him though, he didn’t really do anything wrong and what a fantastic birthday present for him. Unfortunately he’ll be as sick as a parrot right now Bloody hell serious nit picking there and a mile off 'atrocious' If he booms 90% into the opposition half like that that's fine by me |
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Post by Simon Drainrod on Dec 9, 2023 21:38:54 GMT
Simkin 6 - woneofourown
Gooch 5 - wicket
Clark 3 - whatdafuck
McNally 4 - whimper
Stevens 3 - winter
Pearson 3 - whither?
Burger 4 - withmayo
Laurent 3 - weading reject
Junho 5 - wide!
Leris 3 - why?
Mmae 6 - wholehearted
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Post by numpty40 on Dec 9, 2023 21:40:31 GMT
I genuinely thought Simkin looked really composed and was always well positioned around his area to deal with the hopeful punts from Wednesday.
An excellent debut for a young lad that's been overshadowed by the complete shit show by the 10 players in front of him.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 9, 2023 21:41:26 GMT
I’m no expert obviously but they all seemed to have a very high trajectory mainly down the centre of the pitch and in those conditions a drill out wide I would think would be better. Take nothing away from him though, he didn’t really do anything wrong and what a fantastic birthday present for him. Unfortunately he’ll be as sick as a parrot right now Bloody hell serious nit picking there and a mile off 'atrocious' If he booms 90% into the opposition half like that that's fine by me You’re right, atrocious was a bad choice of wording. I’m miserable tonight |
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Post by spitthedog on Dec 9, 2023 21:46:23 GMT
Congrats to simkin. Massive and only positive, only just 19. Well done lad Apart from his kicking which was absolutely atrocious. I’m guessing the weather had a part to play Didn't think the kicking was bad, but what was the point of booting long high balls to our forward players who looked like dwarfs compared the defenders who were marking them? |
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Post by danmase on Dec 9, 2023 21:47:22 GMT
Simkin 6 - Had very little to do
Gooch 5 - He's a very ordinary footballer
Stevens 4 - Very poor. Too slow
McNally 4 - Looked a bag of nerves. Clearly struggling next to Clark.
Clark 3 - Utterly hopeless. He's got worse with each game he's played. Terrible for the goal
Burger 4 - Disappeared for long periods of the game. For a player that threatened to dominate games when he arrived, he's now completely anonymous for large periods.
Pearson 4 - Slows the game to an almost glacial pace far too often.
Laurent 4 - Passenger
Lleris 3 - He's a new level of terrible. Offers absolutely no attacking threat. No quality on the ball.
Mmae 3 - Had one chance and missed it. Nothing else of note yet again.
Junho 5 - The bravest of the team on the ball. End product seriously lacking though.
Wesley 4 - Should have come on sooner given the only approach appeared to be to lump it forwards from goal kicks.
Vidigal 3 - Fluffed arguably the easiest chance of the game
Rose 4 - Looked like he'd never seen a football before
Hoever 4 - Offered nothing. No idea why he was brought on.
Neil 1 - Ridiculous team selection. Tried to turn the game into a battle and we lost it. Substitutions were inexplicable.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 9, 2023 21:47:39 GMT
Congrats to simkin. Massive and only positive, only just 19. Well done lad Apart from his kicking which was absolutely atrocious. I’m guessing the weather had a part to play Fucking hell Badge it was windy as fuck today. He did well to get it over the half way line at times. Folk blaming him for the goal on other threads need to have a head wobble as Wesley headed back towards our goal and 2 passes and some shit defending later their lad was bearing down on goal giving the keeper no chance. |
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Post by march4 on Dec 9, 2023 21:47:52 GMT
Leris, Mmaee, Vidigal, Wesley. Just awful today.
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Post by onepara on Dec 9, 2023 21:48:43 GMT
Simkin 6 - Did ok, catched the ball from crosses and couldn't have done much more for the goal Gooch 5 - At least he won a few duels. Not much else though Clark 4 - Slow, weak and poor passing McNally 5 - Bang average. His worst game yet for us Stevens 4 - Like Gooch, without the bravery Pearson 6 - Won a lot of challenges, often slow on the passing though. Didn't get booked! Burger 4 - Sloppy, lost the ball more than he won them. Poor game from him Laurent 5 - Tried more than usual, but just isn't good enough on the ball Junho 6 - Out MOTM (although that doesn't say much). Still waiting for his first goal, but it'll come Leris 4 - Lost countless aerial duels. He used to win them all, what happened? No end product Mmae 5 - Got in a few good positions, but should've scored. Subs: Wesley 4 - All he did was give away FKs and offsides Vidigal - Rose 4 - Pretty bad. Almost scored an own goal and the defence fell apart when he came on (not all his fault though) Ref 5 - erratic with the yellows, and the pen was soft. Average (for a championship ref) Mr. Coote, Premiership ref. |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Dec 9, 2023 21:50:18 GMT
Congrats to simkin. Massive and only positive, only just 19. Well done lad Apart from his kicking which was absolutely atrocious. I’m guessing the weather had a part to play What a genuinely wank comment about a kid who was thrown in at the deep end at the last minute. The conditions were dreadful and his kicking in the main was fine. You're better than that. |
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Post by spitthedog on Dec 9, 2023 21:50:30 GMT
Leris, Mmaee, Vidigal, Wesley. Just awful today. Was it Wesley who was offside from one of our own goal kicks? Unbelievable that! |
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