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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Jun 24, 2008 18:24:59 GMT
A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts 'this is a robbery - everyone get on the floor!!', and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'. The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also. 'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner..
'I think my wife caught a glimpse....'
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Post by powchirper on Jun 24, 2008 18:55:26 GMT
;D good one dixo.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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Post by Dallas Cowboy on Jun 24, 2008 19:33:18 GMT
Good one from you too, Chirper. ;D Where was that photograph taken? The one at the bottom not of the bottom.
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Post by powchirper on Jun 24, 2008 20:30:04 GMT
Good one from you too, Chirper. ;D Where was that photograph taken? The one at the bottom not of the bottom. Dallas, the first beach is Sennen and the far beach is Gwenver, Cornwall.
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