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Post by crouchpotato1 on Aug 29, 2023 21:57:36 GMT
I mean Jesus Christ, what the hell have we signed? He's like a b*st*rd machine. Terminator on speed. Absolutely outstanding performance mate,so much time and also very vocal tonight. Hell of a player we’ve signed
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 29, 2023 21:57:58 GMT
They're going to start having an age restriction upon entry if they're going to start showing pornography in the ground.
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Post by Squeekster on Aug 29, 2023 21:58:52 GMT
Baller!
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Post by foxysgloves on Aug 29, 2023 21:59:39 GMT
He can really strike a ball can’t he!!???
Serious technique.
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Aug 29, 2023 22:02:16 GMT
Thought Burger looked very good even before he scored inside two minutes. Organising and vocal and seeming like the ideal Neil player tempo and drive-wise.
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Post by Absolution on Aug 29, 2023 22:07:09 GMT
This guy's a Premier League player in the next two years, with or without us.
Get this week's signings right, and it's more likely to be with us.
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Post by SCFC92 on Aug 29, 2023 22:09:23 GMT
Phenomenal debut, what a player he could be.
Jared Dublin you beast, we are cooking something incredibly spicy here!
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Post by dirtygary69 on Aug 29, 2023 22:13:23 GMT
I must admit I didn’t even check his highlights reel until after we’d signed him, but Jesus hates Christ, he looks like a premier league player. Early days, but it’s not easy making everything look easy. He looked like he’d been here for years dictating play and getting stuck in.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2023 22:13:41 GMT
I don't want to get too excited too soon but it's bloody difficult not to. He really does look a class above.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Aug 29, 2023 22:14:43 GMT
He 100% kills people for fun.
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Post by DansViews on Aug 29, 2023 22:15:31 GMT
Reminded me of Nzonzi / imbula but with a work ethic - everything looked easy, including his goal. Sees the whole picture and just calmly plays it around. Also puts in a decent tackle.
Will see if we can keep hold of him after this season.
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Post by clarkeda on Aug 29, 2023 22:18:45 GMT
How the fuck have we convinced this guy to sign for us.
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Post by spitthedog on Aug 29, 2023 22:20:56 GMT
Reminded me of Nzonzi / imbula but with a work ethic - everything looked easy, including his goal. Sees the whole picture and just calmly plays it around. Also puts in a decent tackle. Will see if we can keep hold of him after this season. I think the Nzonzi with a work ethic comment is bang out of order tbh, him and Imbula should not be mentioned in the same breath, no comparison, but this Burger has that same knack of looking like he's got time on the ball.
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Post by DansViews on Aug 29, 2023 22:22:29 GMT
Reminded me of Nzonzi / imbula but with a work ethic - everything looked easy, including his goal. Sees the whole picture and just calmly plays it around. Also puts in a decent tackle. Will see if we can keep hold of him after this season. I think the Nzonzi with a work ethic comment is bang out of order tbh, him and Imbula should not be mentioned in the same breath, no comparison, but this Burger has that same knack of looking like he's got time on the ball. I didn’t say Nzonzi with a work ethic, I said Imbula with a work ethic. There was a “/“ separating the two comparisons
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Post by willieeetmiout on Aug 29, 2023 22:24:05 GMT
Reminded me of Nzonzi / imbula but with a work ethic - everything looked easy, including his goal. Sees the whole picture and just calmly plays it around. Also puts in a decent tackle. Will see if we can keep hold of him after this season. I think the Nzonzi with a work ethic comment is bang out of order tbh, him and Imbula should not be mentioned in the same breath, no comparison, but this Burger has that same knack of looking like he's got time on the ball. Nzonzi was a twat so not quite bang out of order
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Post by davejohnno1 on Aug 30, 2023 9:53:29 GMT
I don’t want jinx it but very Zonzi like performance With a hint of Gunnarsson Will do for me that. Brynjar Gunnarsson was a fine player.
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Post by gingerninja on Aug 30, 2023 15:23:18 GMT
I remember seeing Gunnarsons Stoke debut and thinking, what have we spent £600,000 on this player for. How wrong was I , Rolls Royce of a player, either at CB or breaking from midfield.
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Post by stokest5 on Aug 30, 2023 15:42:27 GMT
He’s a thief. He steals the ball off players without committing a foul, just uses his body and swipes it with his telescopic legs.
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Post by smallthorner on Aug 30, 2023 16:45:42 GMT
Lovely photo of him on back page of Sentinel tonight. They've joined in the pun fun as well.
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Post by thepottypotter on Aug 30, 2023 19:05:11 GMT
Lovely photo of him on back page of Sentinel tonight. They've joined in the pun fun as well. What did they go with?
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Post by smallthorner on Aug 30, 2023 19:24:43 GMT
Lovely photo of him on back page of Sentinel tonight. They've joined in the pun fun as well. What did they go with? Star Burger relishes cup ... Mustard performance.. Fried em... Sizzles... 😄
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Post by cja103 on Sept 2, 2023 8:45:25 GMT
First game for me today since he signed, made it across from Basel last night. Hoping he runs the show today.
Has my Stoke shirt on in the gym on Thursday, got some interesting looks 😂
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2023 10:47:30 GMT
A similar height to Steven nzonzi , zinedine Zidane and Patrick Vieria , all massive blokes , who used their height and build in the way they played.
Certainly made a great start , hopefully he can be a key player for us .
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Post by biddulphchav on Sept 2, 2023 12:57:58 GMT
Not Nzonzi like, he played it mostly forwards not sideways You got to be joking? Nzonzi was absolute class, just have a look at what he went on to after he left is. If Burger is as good as he was we have a star in the making on the books
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Post by spitthedog on Sept 2, 2023 13:03:28 GMT
Not Nzonzi like, he played it mostly forwards not sideways You got to be joking? Nzonzi was absolute class, just have a look at what he went on to after he left is. If Burger is as good as he was we have a star in the making on the books It was actually NZonzi who taught Whelan how to pass a ball forward. NZonzi absolutely transformed our midfield. Top player.
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Post by cvillestokie on Sept 2, 2023 14:49:27 GMT
New favourite player. Blood and thunder with an ability to pick out a pass as well.
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Post by mrcoke on Sept 2, 2023 14:51:06 GMT
Tasty player
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Post by thepottypotter on Sept 2, 2023 14:52:19 GMT
New favourite player. Blood and thunder with an ability to pick out a pass as well. Love the physical side combined with the technical skill. Getting a shirt with his name on for sure!
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Post by tejstokie on Sept 2, 2023 14:57:44 GMT
Left footed curling forward pass to the forwards after changing direction in two simple taps. Class this guy is. He's gonna be the key.
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Post by chell_rosey on Sept 2, 2023 14:59:14 GMT
How on earth have we been allowed to sign him?! What a class act. Hoever is listening to him too.
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