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Post by DansViews on Jun 23, 2008 22:32:05 GMT
The barman says "Hey, Wev'e got a drink named after you" The horse replies.. "what? Eric?" Old ones are the best  |
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jun 23, 2008 22:33:44 GMT
Think that should read: A White horse walks into a pub ;D
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Post by DansViews on Jun 23, 2008 22:34:09 GMT
Racist
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jun 23, 2008 22:35:00 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 24, 2008 7:04:36 GMT
A horse walked in the pub.....And the barman said. ¨Why the long face¨
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Post by Somebody_Told_Me on Jun 24, 2008 7:06:28 GMT
A horse walked in the pub.....And the barman said. ¨Hello Ruud¨
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Post by salopstick on Jun 24, 2008 7:52:59 GMT
a polar bear walks in to a pub and asks for a vodka and..
coke
the bar man says why the big paws
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 24, 2008 7:59:58 GMT
A horse walks into a bar, & knocked it's teeth out.  |
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Post by st0kecity on Jun 24, 2008 10:25:18 GMT
A dyslexic horse walks into a Bra
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 24, 2008 10:31:15 GMT
a horse walks into a bar...
but it had been there since 1864 and was clearly signed "The Fiddler's Elbow" so its case was laughed out of court in spite of the extra large neck brace and pleas for a disabled nosebag and an orange parking badge in its horse box.
On the plus side it managed to do the chat show cuircuit as the only horse ever to go to court and even shot a pilot for its own show, "Look out Dobin!" which failed. It now eeks out a living selling designer blinkers and wearing a William Hill bobble hat on Grand National day.
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Post by st0kecity on Jun 24, 2008 10:39:37 GMT
Shakespeare walks into a pub, Landlord says "your bard"
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Post by bossthemidfield on Jun 24, 2008 10:41:17 GMT
A horse walked in the pub.....And the barman said. ¨Hello Ruud¨ ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jun 24, 2008 10:46:42 GMT
A seal walks into a club.
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Post by Fred Zeppelin on Jun 24, 2008 15:36:09 GMT
A horse walked in the pub.....And the barman said. ¨Why the long face¨ Was it Ruud Van Nistelrooy? |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 24, 2008 15:40:30 GMT
Shakespeare walks into a pub, Landlord says "your bard" Pisser, have a Karma cabbage.  |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jun 24, 2008 20:39:58 GMT
2 lobsters walk into a pub and ask for a couple of pints. Bar says you can stay but I don't want any of this. (you have to see the hand movements to see the joke sorry)
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Post by Juan Kerzhoff on Jun 24, 2008 21:31:10 GMT
A horse walks into a bar, & knocked it's teeth out. Is fucking brilliant ;D ;D ;D |
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