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Post by bayernoatcake on Feb 11, 2023 19:44:39 GMT
Sarkic 7 Hoever 7 Wilmot 6 Jags 6 Fox 7 Sterling 6 Smallbone 8 our best player by a mile Laurent 6 Thompson 6 Campbell 3 absolute dogshit/uninterested Gayle 5 Powell 5 Brown 5 Celina N/a Baker N/a Tezgel 7 Hoever second half shit out of 3/4 headers. Absolute fanny.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Feb 11, 2023 19:47:28 GMT
Sarkic 7 Hoever 7 Wilmot 6 Jags 6 Fox 7 Sterling 6 Smallbone 8 our best player by a mile Laurent 6 Thompson 6 Campbell 3 absolute dogshit/uninterested Gayle 5 Powell 5 Brown 5 Celina N/a Baker N/a Tezgel 7 Hoever second half shit out of 3/4 headers. Absolute fanny. Did my bastard head in, get off the bloody deck and try to win a header like a defender ought to.
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Post by lordb on Feb 11, 2023 19:51:15 GMT
Sarkic 7 Hoever 7 Wilmot 6 Jags 6 Fox 7 Sterling 6 Smallbone 8 our best player by a mile Laurent 6 Thompson 6 Campbell 3 absolute dogshit/uninterested Gayle 5 Powell 5 Brown 5 Celina N/a Baker N/a Tezgel 7 Hoever second half shit out of 3/4 headers. Absolute fanny. He played well first half second half one big gaffe, contributed nothing It was like two different players He's clearly got ability but has to get basic defending right
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Post by kjpt140v on Feb 11, 2023 20:07:57 GMT
Sarkic 6 Wilmot 6 Jags 6 Fox 7 Hoever 8 Sterling 7 Laurent 8 Thompson 5 Smallbone 6 Gayle 6 Campbell 4
Brown 6 Powell 4 Tezgel 6 Baker n/a Celina n/a
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Post by bayernoatcake on Feb 11, 2023 20:16:08 GMT
Hoever second half shit out of 3/4 headers. Absolute fanny. Did my bastard head in, get off the bloody deck and try to win a header like a defender ought to. I nearly had a heart attack with the abuse I was giving him.
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Post by iamstokie on Feb 11, 2023 20:16:57 GMT
Can’t be arsed to rate the players but Campbell simply isn’t a striker he’s a wide forward. Is he a footballer ?
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Post by iamstokie on Feb 11, 2023 20:21:27 GMT
I’m sorry but I don’t know how you lot are rating the keeper , if did some good things ( which I expect from a keeper ) , and was awful for some , very average so a 5
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 11, 2023 21:07:05 GMT
Can’t be arsed to rate the players but Campbell simply isn’t a striker he’s a wide forward. Is he a footballer ? The jury’s out!
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Post by pushon on Feb 11, 2023 21:40:16 GMT
Sarkic 7, good game. Wilmot 6, OK Jags 6, OK Fox 6, OK Hoever 5, a øot of bad decisions and looks weak in the air. Sterling 6, OK Laurent 6, OK Thompson 6, OK Smallbone 7, our best midfielder. Gayle 4, not much impact. Campbell 2, doesn't run the channels, doesn't hold the ball up and doesn't win headers. Doesn't deserve to start games! Brown 6, improved us Powell 5, improves us Tezgel 5, improved us Powell? Was shockingly bad But even so, was not as poor as Campbell. Powell did at least seem interested. Campbell seemed determined to get himself subbed off.
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Post by skip on Feb 11, 2023 21:51:44 GMT
Sarkic 7 Jags 7 Smallbone best player in a Stoke shirt by some distance. Everyone else 5 or 6.
Whoever it was who called Hoever a "fucking faggot" from behind us can fuck the fuck off.
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Post by sportsman on Feb 11, 2023 22:02:00 GMT
What have you got against Smallbone? He was easily our best outfield player for both effort and what he produced and I can't say I saw him giving the ball away more than anybody else. I would like to see his stats because certainly first half he won the ball for us more than anyone else as well. First half he gave the ball away almost every time he had it. And second half he almost never had it. What bloody game did you watch?
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Post by danmase on Feb 11, 2023 22:04:21 GMT
Sarkic 7 - looks to be better than what we've had, which given how low the bar has been at, isn't exactly the greatest of praise. Hoever 6 - started well, but looks suspect defensively and delivered some woeful crosses Wilmott 6 - never hides Jagielka 6 - glacial with and without the ball, but still just about the best we've got. Fox 5 - simply terrible on the ball Sterling 5 - got into good areas but looked increasingly uncomfortable on the left Thompson 5 - gave away the ball far too often. Willing but incredibly limited Laurent 6 - tried Smallbone 7 - just about the best of the bunch. Anything positive went through him. Campbell 4 - looks hopeless when not playing from the right of the 3. First touch is criminally bad Gayle 3 - can't run, can't hold the ball up and doesn't even threaten a goal anymore. No idea why he's still getting a chance.
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Post by stuammo on Feb 11, 2023 22:10:01 GMT
5s all round except for smallbone, brown and tez who get 7s. Would give Sarkic a 7 too. He had a good game and (so far and very early days!) he looks a cut above any other keeper we have had for quite some time! Apart from seemingly being unable to catch a ball first half and struggling to kick it all game. Strange to be able to notice those average keeper roles
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Post by owdestokie2 on Feb 11, 2023 22:29:18 GMT
Sarkic - 6 the man of the match was given to him because our outfield players were so average. Did a great pounce but nothing worthy of man of the match. Big improvement on Bonham and Bursik this week and he looked better than last week. Hoever- 6 thought his passing was good first half. He looked at aerial challenges and decided against getting involved. Not a good trait for a wingback Sterling - 5 I found his performance boring. For 4 - some of his sloppiness was inexcusable Jags - 4.5 better than fox but also too many sloppy unforced errors. Wilmot 5 - best of the lot defensively but clueless with some of his breaks forward. Laurent 6 - at it first half. Invisible second half. Smallbone 4 - back to being shit. Must be a record for how many times a midfielder has give a ball away in a match. Offered nothing all game. He put effort in but his quality was terrible. Thompson 4 - First half gave the ball away, gave needless fouls away, created nothing. Campbell 3 - usually a fan of him. He may as well have stayed at home. Gayle 4 - some good link up play early first half. Didn't bother coming out second half. Tezfel 5 - looked bright. Not enough time to criticise him. Powell 5 - the odd flick. A shell of his former self. Made an improvement in the final third but without impact. Brown 3.5 - team defo improved when he game on. Zero quality and that cross straight to the keeper when he had all the time in the world was unforgivable. It was like watching a ten year old put a ball in. But not the ten year old with potential. Where was celina? Bright spark the last couple of matches. Strange to drop him and not even bring him on. Smallbone…did you actually go to the game
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Post by Billy the kid on Feb 11, 2023 23:13:05 GMT
Sarkic - 5 Couldnt catch a cold, too many parrys away, one decent awareness to get out and take it off their strikers foot, only to be nearly undone by the defender. Hoever- 5 First half ok, second half faded badly, unsure if her picked up an injury?
Sterling - 5 nothing outstanding
Fox 3 - Would struggle to pass wind, fell asleep too many times and on another day would have gifted a goal for complely missing the ball.
Jags - 5 not his best game, but did what he needed to do despite sloppy play. Wilmot 5 - fuck me we really are short in the back line, some decent clearances and blocks but not outstanding.
Laurent 6 - some good some bad and mostly anonymous Smallbone 6 - Coudlnt lack his work rate or desire, but execution sometimes left a lot to be desired. A lot better at breaking up play than passing.
Thompson 4 - could have been forgiven for thinking he didnt play. Didnt make any howlers but hardly imposed himself on the game, and his corners are shit
Campbell 3 - huff puff and fall over. Close to useless. Gayle 5 - first half better than second, although did continue to press.
Tezgel 6 - Showed more football ability in 15 mins than Delap showed in 20 odd games. We are really going to struggle to keep hold of him, but not given enough time to get going.
Powell 5 - Couple of flicks and predictable time on his arse. Woudlnt even be tempted to offer a new contract, time to move on.
Brown 2 I generally like Brown for his work ethic, but that was a game to forget. He couldnt trap a bag of cement, and just ran in to players and looked perplexed that he got nothing, in short useless, and topped off with the wankest cross you will see.
AN - One day we will look back, and he wont even be in the top 10 best managers, or the top ten 10 worst managers we have had, but he will be in the top 10 dislikeable, along side Rowett and Mad Nat.. Only seeing that Southampton lost to 10 men Wolves thanks to a late goal keeeps me grounded in saying, he isn't the man to take us forward.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Feb 11, 2023 23:32:03 GMT
Did my bastard head in, get off the bloody deck and try to win a header like a defender ought to. I nearly had a heart attack with the abuse I was giving him. When I think of you and your brother Alex, I always think of Dr Nick saying "You'll give yourself skin failure" 😂
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Post by boskampsflaps on Feb 12, 2023 1:04:48 GMT
Ssssrkic 0, he's wank, he had 10 mins Wilmot 1 he's always wank Jags 2 miss places a pass Fox 1 header out for a throw, waaat Hoever 2 he tried but he's not brown Sterling 1,meh, too attacking Laurent 2, if only he was french Thompson 2 I wish he was Allen Smallbone 2 , create something Gayle 1, why is he not doing it all on his own Campbell 2, the guy behind me said he was wank sooooo
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Post by pushon on Feb 12, 2023 1:16:57 GMT
Hoever seemed to take a bad knock during the first half and attempted to run it off, however he seemed restricted as the game progressed and eventually needed subbing. All in all, a decent performance for me. Should get better.
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Post by LGH87 on Feb 12, 2023 1:30:29 GMT
Can’t believe some of the ratings for brown today. He was nothing short of embarrassing.
Pathetic attempt at a cross and you just know if he gets the ball halfway inside the oppo’s half he’s getting tackled or giving it away.
He’s been dogshit all season.
The midfield was fucking non existent again today, why the fuck has he signed Celina to then drop him against a team who had no intentions of trying to win the game. Today was exactly the kind of game he was brought in to effect.
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Post by trout-licker on Feb 12, 2023 1:34:50 GMT
5/6 all round
We're an average team in an average league.
Brown being higher rated than anyone is a joke. He spent most of his time on his arse.
High point was Tezgel and fair play to Neil for bringing him on. I just hope we can get the best out of him, he looks a genuine talent.
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Post by shrewspotter on Feb 12, 2023 8:58:19 GMT
Sarkic 6- not much to do but did it well Hoever 6- started brightly, faded but promising Wilmot 6- solid Jagielka 5- 40 and starting to look it Fox 4- shaky and passing was iffy Sterling 5- played on the wrong side which is unfair Laurent 5- didn't impose himself like he can Thompson 5- never got his passing going Smallbone 7- motm for me, looked good since world cup Campbell 3- awful Gayle- can't recall anything he did, past it
Tezgel 7- looked sharp Powell 6- we looked much more threatening with him in Brown 6- what is AN thinking pushing him to wingback, just go 433 for fucks sakes, was energetic Baker NA Celina NA
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Post by mrrine on Feb 12, 2023 10:40:20 GMT
Sarkic 6 - Better game than his debut.
Hoever 4 - Frustrated with him all game apart from an ok opening 5-10 mins
Wilmott 5 - ok
Jagielka 5 - ok
Fox 3 - worrying again today
Sterling 5 - tried to get forward at least...
Thompson 5 - He was a body in midfield - there was a point around 50 mins where they were all falling over ansd tripping over the ball. Comical but not in a funny way.
Laurent 5 - anonymous but had a go.
Smallbone 6 - Better than usual, would prefer a fit Powell there 10/10
Campbell 3 - How does he look this bad?
Gayle 2 offered fuck all.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Feb 12, 2023 11:29:58 GMT
Can’t believe some of the ratings for brown today. He was nothing short of embarrassing. Pathetic attempt at a cross and you just know if he gets the ball halfway inside the oppo’s half he’s getting tackled or giving it away. He’s been dogshit all season. The midfield was fucking non existent again today, why the fuck has he signed Celina to then drop him against a team who had no intentions of trying to win the game. Today was exactly the kind of game he was brought in to effect. That cross summed him. He had so much time and space. So just floated some catching practise for their keeper.
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Post by nott1 on Feb 12, 2023 11:32:59 GMT
Four all round bar,surprisingly) Smallbone with a six.
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Post by nott1 on Feb 12, 2023 11:36:49 GMT
Can’t believe some of the ratings for brown today. He was nothing short of embarrassing. Pathetic attempt at a cross and you just know if he gets the ball halfway inside the oppo’s half he’s getting tackled or giving it away. He’s been dogshit all season. The midfield was fucking non existent again today, why the fuck has he signed Celina to then drop him against a team who had no intentions of trying to win the game. Today was exactly the kind of game he was brought in to effect. Why is Neil here at all is the question. What good has he done? Will he get us promoted? We all know the answerto that!
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