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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2023 13:55:03 GMT
As bad as it was yesterday and it was awful, if brown , campbell , delap and co had just put their foot through the ball , we would have had a goal or two
i am one of those parents , who had no choice but to watch his kids play under 9s , under 12 s etc
i have genuinely seen 8 year olds strike a size 3 ball harder than stoke's attackers yesterday
and i regularly saw 11 year olds strike a size 5 match day ball harder than that, in every match
i remember watching my 11 year old son score a screamer from about 20 yards out, once
we can't seriously, expect to beat championship goalies, with shots an eleven year old , would be embarrassed by , in a kids game
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Jan 3, 2023 13:57:42 GMT
As bad as it was yesterday and it was awful, if brown , campbell , delap and co had just put their foot through the ball , we would have had a goal or two i am one of those parents , who had no choice but to watch his kids play under 9s , under 12 s etc i have genuinely seen 8 year olds strike a size 3 ball harder than stoke's attackers yesterday and i regularly saw 11 year olds strike a size 5 match day ball harder than that, in every match i remember watching my 11 year old son score a screamer from about 20 yards out, once we can't seriously, expect to beat championship goalies, with shots an eleven year old , would be embarrassed by , in a kids game Mate I said at the time the two duffers in the half time kick in competition were kicking the ball harder in their best dancing pumps than our lot in their £300 Gucci boots. |
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Post by potterpaul on Jan 3, 2023 14:34:31 GMT
As bad as it was yesterday and it was awful, if brown , campbell , delap and co had just put their foot through the ball , we would have had a goal or two i am one of those parents , who had no choice but to watch his kids play under 9s , under 12 s etc i have genuinely seen 8 year olds strike a size 3 ball harder than stoke's attackers yesterday and i regularly saw 11 year olds strike a size 5 match day ball harder than that, in every match i remember watching my 11 year old son score a screamer from about 20 yards out, once we can't seriously, expect to beat championship goalies, with shots an eleven year old , would be embarrassed by , in a kids game Absolutely and use capitals where necessary |
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Post by J-Roar on Jan 3, 2023 14:36:45 GMT
Talking of kids football, can someone tell Tymon that he doesn't have to pass to his best mate every time he gets the ball and that he might want to practice with his right foot. As soon as he's shown inside he's fucked.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2023 15:04:36 GMT
Talking of kids football, can someone tell Tymon that he doesn't have to pass to his best mate every time he gets the ball and that he might want to practice with his right foot. As soon as he's shown inside he's fucked. Yeh just runs in field into traffic. He has no trick to beat a man on the outside same as Clarke on the other side. Just show them inside job done. |
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Post by lowlands on Jan 3, 2023 15:16:42 GMT
Perhaps they want to lose. From what ive seen we are totally hopeless, clueless and when a chance arises we do our best to miss.
This is a relegation team unless some drastic improvements or new signings happen
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Post by nott1 on Jan 3, 2023 15:31:19 GMT
I see many players side footing the ball when shooting to try and score....absolute nonsense, the ball should be in contact with the laces to be hit powerfully. I also see lots of players hitting the ball wrongly when it is crossed from right or left just because they are one footed and need to get on their best foot. They should all be more or less two footed if they are pros and should be hitting wrong footed every training session. After a year or two they should be good with both feet.
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Post by willieeetmiout on Jan 3, 2023 15:41:59 GMT
I've seen some shit posted in my time but this is up there with the best.
Jesus Hates Christ
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Post by raythesailor on Jan 3, 2023 15:45:33 GMT
Tymon cuts inside virtually every time. He normally does this right in front of me in the second half.
If a thick o like me recognises this I am sure our opposition have.
As for the opening post the bloke sitting behind me was shouting it all afternoon. Block16 ?
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 3, 2023 16:05:06 GMT
Some have only just worked out how to get their feet into a shoe.
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Post by idle on Jan 3, 2023 16:37:16 GMT
If any of our useless forwards had any sense at all they'd move out left when Tymon is shown inside to the right. But they just stand there, dumbfounded.
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Post by spitthedog on Jan 3, 2023 17:12:22 GMT
Talking of kids football, can someone tell Tymon that he doesn't have to pass to his best mate every time he gets the ball and that he might want to practice with his right foot. As soon as he's shown inside he's fucked. And any defender who has watched 2 mins footage of him knows it well. He's a very limited footballer and sadly, still one of our best. But as said above, he's not helped by zero support from teammates. |
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Post by J-Roar on Jan 3, 2023 18:37:31 GMT
Tymon cuts inside virtually every time. He normally does this right in front of me in the second half. If a thick o like me recognises this I am sure our opposition have. As for the opening post the bloke sitting behind me was shouting it all afternoon. Block16 ? He only cuts in because he's shown inside. |
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Jan 3, 2023 19:10:13 GMT
There was an awful lot of attempted passes/shots using the outside of the boot yesterday that went woefully astray. Might be an idea to get the very basics right first
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Post by milky on Jan 3, 2023 19:48:20 GMT
There's a time for putting your laces through it and a time for placement.
As is the way with this lot they usually get it the wrong way round!
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Post by musik on Jan 3, 2023 20:54:35 GMT
As bad as it was yesterday and it was awful, if brown , campbell , delap and co had just put their foot through the ball , we would have had a goal or two i am one of those parents , who had no choice but to watch his kids play under 9s , under 12 s etc i have genuinely seen 8 year olds strike a size 3 ball harder than stoke's attackers yesterday and i regularly saw 11 year olds strike a size 5 match day ball harder than that, in every match i remember watching my 11 year old son score a screamer from about 20 yards out, once we can't seriously, expect to beat championship goalies, with shots an eleven year old , would be embarrassed by, in a kids game They were not even shots ... but passes they wanted to pass the goal line. I'd sign your 11 old, in a few years! 🤠⚽👍 |
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Jan 3, 2023 21:39:47 GMT
As bad as it was yesterday and it was awful, if brown , campbell , delap and co had just put their foot through the ball , we would have had a goal or two i am one of those parents , who had no choice but to watch his kids play under 9s , under 12 s etc i have genuinely seen 8 year olds strike a size 3 ball harder than stoke's attackers yesterday and i regularly saw 11 year olds strike a size 5 match day ball harder than that, in every match i remember watching my 11 year old son score a screamer from about 20 yards out, once we can't seriously, expect to beat championship goalies, with shots an eleven year old , would be embarrassed by , in a kids game Absolutely and use capitals where necessary Followed by a full stop at the end of sentences. |
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Post by mart57 on Jan 3, 2023 21:40:09 GMT
As bad as it was yesterday and it was awful, if brown , campbell , delap and co had just put their foot through the ball , we would have had a goal or two i am one of those parents , who had no choice but to watch his kids play under 9s , under 12 s etc i have genuinely seen 8 year olds strike a size 3 ball harder than stoke's attackers yesterday and i regularly saw 11 year olds strike a size 5 match day ball harder than that, in every match i remember watching my 11 year old son score a screamer from about 20 yards out, once we can't seriously, expect to beat championship goalies, with shots an eleven year old , would be embarrassed by , in a kids game Mate I said at the time the two duffers in the half time kick in competition were kicking the ball harder in their best dancing pumps than our lot in their £300 Gucci boots. |
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Post by Block 26 on Jan 3, 2023 22:40:58 GMT
There was an awful lot of attempted passes/shots using the outside of the boot yesterday that went woefully astray. Might be an idea to get the very basics right first Very true. Laurent put a quality ball into the box with the outside of his boot though. I think Delap’s effort to go around the keeper at 2 yards out annoyed me the most. Just put anything on that towards the goal & chances are you will score. |
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Post by banksy1art on Jan 3, 2023 22:43:40 GMT
This is so true. The amount of ‘Shots’ this season that have gone about 2 miles an hour right to the keeper is mental. Just hit it hard and low in the corners, it isn’t hard ! They dally on the ball to much too, just hit the fucker .
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 4, 2023 3:32:36 GMT
When we do get a cross in our strikers look surprised and shocked 😮 and then try and deal with the ball landing unexpectedly near them, no wonder they tap it at the keeper they need more warning and time to prepare ….ffs …🤔
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2023 22:55:21 GMT
i miss this guy ...
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Post by willieeetmiout on Jan 5, 2023 7:49:42 GMT
This is so true. The amount of ‘Shots’ this season that have gone about 2 miles an hour right to the keeper is mental. Just hit it hard and low in the corners, it isn’t hard ! They dally on the ball to much too, just hit the fucker . Given it is so easy, what are your professional football career stats? |
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Post by sneydgreenstokie1 on Jan 5, 2023 8:02:03 GMT
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Post by Absolution on Jan 5, 2023 8:16:23 GMT
I'm wondering how much work the players do with the ball in training at the moment.
In the last two home games in particular, it seems to take an age for them to get the ball under control. Lots of heavy or wayward first touches and passes, with the ball often bouncing off shins.
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Post by Veritas on Jan 5, 2023 9:18:53 GMT
I'm wondering how much work the players do with the ball in training at the moment. In the last two home games in particular, it seems to take an age for them to get the ball under control. Lots of heavy or wayward first touches and passes, with the ball often bouncing off shins. It's just that some of them are not very good at ball control. |
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Post by teagles05 on Jan 5, 2023 9:30:02 GMT
Baffled at the lack of shooting ability from the strikers. Campbell is the only footballer I've ever seen who seems to be neither footed
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