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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 2, 2023 17:12:24 GMT
Bonham - Absolutely fuck all to do until a great save to deny what looked a certain goal 6
Souttar - Poor passing 5
Wilmot - Poor passing 5
Fox - Poor passing 5
Clarke - At least showed a modicum of endeavour 6
Thompson - Neat and tidy, the least of todays problems 6
Baker - Absolutely fell off a cliff, needs “resting” 3
Smallbone - Average first half, dire second half 5
Tymon - Like Clarke had endevour but poor quality 5
Campbell - Seriously overrated 4
Brown - Diabolical in front of goal and generally 3
Delap - Ran around but zero impact 5
Powell - A class above and should be starting 6
Laurent - Better than Baker 5
You could probably drop a point off most of those scores in truth but I’m in generous mood.
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Post by sensiblestokie on Jan 2, 2023 17:13:33 GMT
Clarke, Thompson and Powell only ones of any note.
The rest can fuck off they are wank.
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Post by roylandstoke on Jan 2, 2023 17:17:15 GMT
Bonham 6
Clarke 6
Wilmot 6
Souttar 6
Fox 6
Tymon 4
Baker 0
Thompson 3
Small one 3
Brown 2
Campbell 2
Delap 1
Powell 5
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Post by mtrstudent on Jan 2, 2023 17:18:35 GMT
Based on second half.
Clarke - 6
Bonham, Thompson, Powell - 5
Campbell, Souttar, Tymon - 4
Smallbone, Wilmot, Fox, Brown - 3
Baker, Delap - 2
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Post by wuzza on Jan 2, 2023 17:22:00 GMT
Not sure how you isolate individual performance levels out of that.
As a side they are jaw droppingly bad.
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Post by wakeypotter on Jan 2, 2023 17:25:02 GMT
Can’t be arsed. Just a special level of shitness from brown, Tymon and baker
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Post by cobhamstokey on Jan 2, 2023 17:26:00 GMT
Bonham - Good save but awful with the ball at his feet 6
Souttar - Did OK but should be standing out 6
Wilmot - Average 6
Fox - Poor. No pace and hopeless on the ball
Clarke - Got forwards well 7
Thompson - OK 6
Baker - As captain shouldn’t he be leading by example. Total lack of effort 4
Smallbone - Tried hard. Thought he did OK 6
Tymon - Seems to have lost his ability to run at pace. Awful crossing 5
Campbell - Lazy 5
Brown - Atrocious. What was he thinking starting that pair.
Delap - At least he tries. Not the finished article.
Powell - How is he not starting 6
Laurent - Not on long enough for a mark
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Post by prestwichpotter on Jan 2, 2023 17:26:20 GMT
Clarke and Thompson 5
Baker 3
The rest 4
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Post by bridgnorthstokie on Jan 2, 2023 17:27:46 GMT
Thompson, Clarke, fox and laurent when he got his 5 minutes are the only ones who looked like they cared today..
Baker disgrace of a captain. Slowly jogging around the midfield all game having no impact..
And the love in with powell has to stop...what exactly did he bring to the party today.
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Post by idle on Jan 2, 2023 17:28:12 GMT
Bonham - 6
Souttar - 5
Wilmot - 4, his usual brain farts gives me heartattacks
Fox - 6, pretty solid
Clarke - 3, at fault for their goal AGAIN!!!
Thompson - 6
Baker - 3, sell him, give him away, whatever
Smallbone - 4, bang average
Tymon - 2, his worst game to date, and that's including under Rowett! Utterly useless today
Campbell - 4, wet gunpowder, again and again
Brown - 3, all he does is fall down easily
Delap - 5, shied away from challenging their GK time and time again
Powell - 6, why isn't he starting - in midfield
Laurent - 5, looked better than the other midfielders
But none of them can pass, shoot, head, tackle or any of the stuff a fucking footballer should be able to.
This game was the worst I've seen us in a long long time.
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Post by sportsman on Jan 2, 2023 17:29:43 GMT
Can’t be arsed. Just a special level of shitness from brown, Tymon and baker And wilmot. He didn't find a stoke shirt all night |
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Post by mrrine on Jan 2, 2023 17:31:08 GMT
Bonham - Absolutely fuck all to do until a great save to deny what looked a certain goal 6 Souttar - Poor passing 5 Wilmot - Poor passing 5 Fox - Poor passing 5 Clarke - At least showed a modicum of endeavour 6 Thompson - Neat and tidy, the least of todays problems 6 Baker - Absolutely fell off a cliff, needs “resting” 3 Smallbone - Average first half, dire second half 5 Tymon - Like Clarke had endevour but poor quality 5 Campbell - Seriously overrated 4 Brown - Diabolical in front of goal and generally 3 Delap - Ran around but zero impact 5 Powell - A class above and should be starting 6 Laurent - Better than Baker 5 You could probably drop a point off most of those scores in truth but I’m in generous mood. This is exactly right. Brown was a donkey today. |
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Post by cheadlepotter on Jan 2, 2023 17:32:09 GMT
Bonham 6 - cracking save but conceded from a corner
Clarke 6.5 - our only attacking threat and gave it his all
Wilmot 5 - not a very good player and that pass at the end, wow
Souttar 7 - dominant in the air as expected
Fox 6 - looked for the pass but as usual nobody wanted it
Tymon 5 - out of form and no threat whatsoever
Baker 4 - there’s just nothing to like about him
Thompson 5 - tries but part of an invisible midfield
Smallbone 5 - ditto Thompson
Brown 4 - he’s just not very good
Campbell 4 - another fannylike performance but in his and Brown’s defence neither suit long ball
Delap 5 - didn’t change anything
Powell 6 - should be starting, but has far more intelligence than those around him
Laurent n/a - should be starting though
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Post by wakeypotter on Jan 2, 2023 17:34:27 GMT
Bonham - Absolutely fuck all to do until a great save to deny what looked a certain goal 6 Souttar - Poor passing 5 Wilmot - Poor passing 5 Fox - Poor passing 5 Clarke - At least showed a modicum of endeavour 6 Thompson - Neat and tidy, the least of todays problems 6 Baker - Absolutely fell off a cliff, needs “resting” 3 Smallbone - Average first half, dire second half 5 Tymon - Like Clarke had endevour but poor quality 5 Campbell - Seriously overrated 4 Brown - Diabolical in front of goal and generally 3 Delap - Ran around but zero impact 5 Powell - A class above and should be starting 6 Laurent - Better than Baker 5 You could probably drop a point off most of those scores in truth but I’m in generous mood. I agree Powell should be starting but let’s get it right he did nothing when he came on |
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Post by teagles05 on Jan 2, 2023 17:37:50 GMT
How Smallbone gets anywhere near the matchday squad is beyond me. Doesn’t run back, doesn’t tackle, doesn’t keep the ball, doesn’t create chances.
He’s up there with the worst I’ve ever seen for stoke
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Post by robwahlmann on Jan 2, 2023 17:42:02 GMT
Bonham 6, one great save.
Souttar 6, our best player.
Wilmot 5, about what I expect from him.
Fox 6, steady defensively.
Clarke 6, not bad going forward, but a shit defender.
Thompson 5, steady.
Baker 3, doesn't deserve to start next game. Has been bad for too many games now.
Smallbone 5, not too bad.
Tymon 5, his crossing is so poor that I want to cry!
Campbell 4, That was the Campbell we have seen too often this season!
Brown 3, so little understanding of the game and quality on the ball that it's baffling!
Delap 3, another shit performance by him, get rid!
Powell 5, best attacker on the pitch.
Laurent 5, at least much better than Baker.
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Post by robwahlmann on Jan 2, 2023 17:42:42 GMT
How Smallbone gets anywhere near the matchday squad is beyond me. Doesn’t run back, doesn’t tackle, doesn’t keep the ball, doesn’t create chances. He’s up there with the worst I’ve ever seen for stoke He was much better than Baker again!  |
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Post by dwr17477 on Jan 2, 2023 17:43:15 GMT
Bonham 6
Clarke 5
Wilmot 5
Souttar 6
Fox 4
Tymon 4
Baker 3
Thompson 3
Smallbone 4
Brown 2
Campbell 2
Delap 2
Powell 4
Laurent 5
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Post by dirtclod on Jan 2, 2023 17:45:29 GMT
They are capable of performing at a level 9.
But together as a team, I think they hit the ceiling at a 3.
We're unbalanced.
Still.
Dammit.
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Post by milky on Jan 2, 2023 17:50:24 GMT
Thompson, Clarke, fox and laurent when he got his 5 minutes are the only ones who looked like they cared today.. Baker disgrace of a captain. Slowly jogging around the midfield all game having no impact.. And the love in with powell has to stop...what exactly did he bring to the party today. Set up Delap who made a total pigs arse of it. |
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Jan 2, 2023 17:53:24 GMT
Bonham 7 Clarke 6 Wilmot 6 Souttar 6 Fox 6 Tymon 4 Baker 3 Thompson 4 Smallbone 5 Brown 2 Campbell 2 Delap 2 Powell 5 Laurent 5 Gouranga.  |
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Post by crouchbot on Jan 2, 2023 17:57:20 GMT
Bonham - 4 decent save.
Clarke - 2 isn’t a footballer.
Wilmott - 3
Souttar - 5 decent tackle, steady.
Fox - 4
Tymon - 1 professional passenger.
Thompson - 5 steady.
Baker - 1 hide and seek champ.
Smallbone - 1 send him back for the love of god.
Brown - 2 isn’t a footballer.
Campbell - 2
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Post by pottersrule on Jan 2, 2023 17:58:12 GMT
Bonham - Absolutely fuck all to do until a great save to deny what looked a certain goal 6 Souttar - Poor passing 5 Wilmot - Poor passing 5 Fox - Poor passing 5 Clarke - At least showed a modicum of endeavour 6 Thompson - Neat and tidy, the least of todays problems 6 Baker - Absolutely fell off a cliff, needs “resting” 3 Smallbone - Average first half, dire second half 5 Tymon - Like Clarke had endevour but poor quality 5 Campbell - Seriously overrated 4 Brown - Diabolical in front of goal and generally 3 Delap - Ran around but zero impact 5 Powell - A class above and should be starting 6 Laurent - Better than Baker 5 You could probably drop a point off most of those scores in truth but I’m in generous mood. I agree Powell should be starting but let’s get it right he did nothing when he came on Apart from setting up Delap for a tap in that he inexplicably missed. |
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Post by boskampsflaps on Jan 2, 2023 17:58:49 GMT
Bonham - Absolutely fuck all to do until a great save to deny what looked a certain goal 6 Souttar - Poor passing 5 Wilmot - Poor passing 5 Fox - Poor passing 5 Clarke - At least showed a modicum of endeavour 6 Thompson - Neat and tidy, the least of todays problems 6 Baker - Absolutely fell off a cliff, needs “resting” 3 Smallbone - Average first half, dire second half 5 Tymon - Like Clarke had endevour but poor quality 5 Campbell - Seriously overrated 4 Brown - Diabolical in front of goal and generally 3 Delap - Ran around but zero impact 5 Powell - A class above and should be starting 6 Laurent - Better than Baker 5 You could probably drop a point off most of those scores in truth but I’m in generous mood. This is exactly right. Brown was a donkey today. He's a donkey everyday. |
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Post by wakeypotter on Jan 2, 2023 18:20:00 GMT
I agree Powell should be starting but let’s get it right he did nothing when he came on Apart from setting up Delap for a tap in that he inexplicably missed. Yeh but 1 good thing doesn’t warrant a 6. He was no better than anyone else. It was a shocking miss though |
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Post by boskampsflaps on Jan 2, 2023 18:21:59 GMT
Bonham - Absolutely fuck all to do until a great save to deny what looked a certain goal 6 Souttar - Poor passing 5 Wilmot - Poor passing 5 Fox - Poor passing 5 Clarke - At least showed a modicum of endeavour 6 Thompson - Neat and tidy, the least of todays problems 6 Baker - Absolutely fell off a cliff, needs “resting” 3 Smallbone - Average first half, dire second half 5 Tymon - Like Clarke had endevour but poor quality 5 Campbell - Seriously overrated 4 Brown - Diabolical in front of goal and generally 3 Delap - Ran around but zero impact 5 Powell - A class above and should be starting 6 Laurent - Better than Baker 5 You could probably drop a point off most of those scores in truth but I’m in generous mood. Great save is pushing it a bit, its a save he should be making, the striker went the wrong way for me and made it easy for him. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 2, 2023 18:52:07 GMT
Bonham - Absolutely fuck all to do until a great save to deny what looked a certain goal 6 Souttar - Poor passing 5 Wilmot - Poor passing 5 Fox - Poor passing 5 Clarke - At least showed a modicum of endeavour 6 Thompson - Neat and tidy, the least of todays problems 6 Baker - Absolutely fell off a cliff, needs “resting” 3 Smallbone - Average first half, dire second half 5 Tymon - Like Clarke had endevour but poor quality 5 Campbell - Seriously overrated 4 Brown - Diabolical in front of goal and generally 3 Delap - Ran around but zero impact 5 Powell - A class above and should be starting 6 Laurent - Better than Baker 5 You could probably drop a point off most of those scores in truth but I’m in generous mood. Great save is pushing it a bit, its a save he should be making, the striker went the wrong way for me and made it easy for him. One things for sure. Bursik would have already been on the floor |
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Post by marwood on Jan 2, 2023 20:03:10 GMT
Bonham - not bad
Souttar - not his best. +1 for shit comedy mullet
Wilmot - shit
Fox - shit squared
Clarke - shit but tried not to be shit
Thompson - meat and potatoes L1/Champ mid today
Baker - fucking shit. Made The Bay of Pigs planning seem like a good day at the office
Smallbone - shit but not as shit as he has been
Tymon - shit -unless someone had told him that the aim of the game was to kick the ball into touch every 10 minutes -if so then still shit
Campbell - couldnt give two shits himself, so naturally performed like someone had shat into a toilet already blocked with shit
Brown - unless the game of football involves running for 95 minutes like Forrest Gump, he's fucking shit.
Delap - plays the game like he's at Stanworths Fun Fair on the dodgems and likes to go head on into other dodgem cars. so in footballing terms -shit
Powell - heads not right. showed minor shit-less patches
Laurent - not as shit as his replacee
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Post by bjarnig on Jan 2, 2023 20:04:37 GMT
All ZERO.
Gutless, every single one of them.
I would play the youth team in the next game.
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Post by cr4zyd4ve on Jan 2, 2023 20:23:43 GMT
Bonham - not bad Souttar - not his best. +1 for shit comedy mullet Wilmot - shit Fox - shit squared Clarke - shit but tried not to be shit Thompson - meat and potatoes L1/Champ defender today Baker - fucking shit. Made The Bay of Pigs planning seem like a good day at the office Smallbone - shit but not as shit as he has been Tymon - shit -unless someone had told him that the aim of the game was to kick the ball into touch every 10 minutes -if so then still shit Campbell - couldnt give two shits himself, so naturally performed like someone had shat into a toilet already blocked with shit Brown - unless the game of football involves running for 95 minutes like Forrest Gump, he's fucking shit. Delap - plays the game like he's at Stanworths Fun Fair on the dodgems and likes to go head on into other dodgem cars. so in footballing terms -shit Powell - heads not right. showed minor shit-less patches Laurent - not as shit as his replacee I think this sums up the day perfectly. The only assessment I would disagree with is Smallbone who was as shit as he ever has been. The only reason he was not more shit than he has been on other days, was because as soon as the ball was remotely close to him, he shit himself and ran in the other direction. |
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