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Post by wagsastokie on Dec 27, 2022 19:35:52 GMT
Hobbled down my local this evening
Walked in noticed they had pedigree on happy days
Noticed the pump clip what’s all this bollocks amber ale
Amber ale it’s not bloody amber it’s beer coloured
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 27, 2022 19:38:41 GMT
Eggy ale
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Post by marylandstoke on Dec 27, 2022 19:42:15 GMT
Small monkeys.
They always bite people in the end.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 27, 2022 19:44:36 GMT
Hobbled down my local this evening Walked in noticed they had pedigree on happy days Noticed the pump clip what’s all this bollocks amber ale Amber ale it’s not bloody amber it’s beer coloured It’s amber when it comes out the other end. Apparently….. |
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Post by felonious on Dec 27, 2022 19:45:03 GMT
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 27, 2022 19:49:17 GMT
Slugs
I’ve got one who comes out in the middle of the night (Sammy).
He wriggles all his slime over my Kashmere kitchen rug then makes a mad dash into a bit of skirting board I cut 8mm short and never been arsed to put right.
He’s a lucky sod as I’ve let him have rule of the kitchen for a good month now.
I do keep threatening him with the fact that I picked his mate up a few months back and lobbed him into the neighbours garden but this guy is as brazen as they come
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 27, 2022 19:50:47 GMT
You are awful but I like you  |
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Post by felonious on Dec 27, 2022 19:54:28 GMT
Slugs I’ve got one who comes out in the middle of the night (Sammy). He wriggles all his slime over my Kashmere kitchen rug then makes a mad dash into a bit of skirting board I cut 8mm short and never been arsed to put right. He’s a lucky sod as I’ve let him have rule of the kitchen for a good month now. I do keep threatening him with the fact that I picked his mate up a few months back and lobbed him into the neighbours garden but this guy is as brazen as they come You need a hedgehog  |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 27, 2022 19:57:10 GMT
Slugs I’ve got one who comes out in the middle of the night (Sammy). He wriggles all his slime over my Kashmere kitchen rug then makes a mad dash into a bit of skirting board I cut 8mm short and never been arsed to put right. He’s a lucky sod as I’ve let him have rule of the kitchen for a good month now. I do keep threatening him with the fact that I picked his mate up a few months back and lobbed him into the neighbours garden but this guy is as brazen as they come You need a hedgehog I’m guessing you’ve noticed he’s hibernating?👀 |
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Dec 27, 2022 22:50:25 GMT
You tubers.
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Post by cobhamstokey on Dec 27, 2022 22:54:23 GMT
Cyclists weaving in front of you at traffic lights and then holding all the traffic up. That’s unless they’ve gone through a red light.
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Post by gawa on Dec 27, 2022 23:52:46 GMT
People who put rugs in the kitchen. Nearly as bad as carpets in bathrooms
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Post by lordb on Dec 28, 2022 9:02:06 GMT
People who put rugs in the kitchen. Nearly as bad as carpets in bathrooms A mat could work but a rug seems weird |
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Post by innocentbystander on Dec 28, 2022 9:35:47 GMT
Any tosser driving a Range Rover Evoque.
Smuggest "car" on the road.
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Post by felonious on Dec 28, 2022 9:51:36 GMT
Cyclists weaving in front of you at traffic lights and then holding all the traffic up. That’s unless they’ve gone through a red light. I was marshalling a race at a minor junction on a country lane in September. The lane narrowed to a passing place around 50 yards away from me so as the runners were approaching I was directing the motorists to slow down for runners or stop if a car was approaching in the opposite direction. Over two hours every vehicle obliged the only exceptions being a handful of cyclists out on a mission who weren't stopping for anything..... apart from when the fools met a car and a runner in a passing place  |
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Post by cobhamstokey on Dec 28, 2022 10:42:16 GMT
Cyclists weaving in front of you at traffic lights and then holding all the traffic up. That’s unless they’ve gone through a red light. I was marshalling a race at a minor junction on a country lane in September. The lane narrowed to a passing place around 50 yards away from me so as the runners were approaching I was directing the motorists to slow down for runners or stop if a car was approaching in the opposite direction. Over two hours every vehicle obliged the only exceptions being a handful of cyclists out on a mission who weren't stopping for anything..... apart from when the fools met a car and a runner in a passing place Lycra clad? |
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Post by svengaliinplatforms on Dec 28, 2022 10:43:57 GMT
Any tosser driving a Range Rover Evoque. Smuggest "car" on the road. They're Range Rovers for those that can't afford the real thing. I saw a bloke driving a metallic pink one somewhere in Stoke the other day. Very cute. |
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Post by felonious on Dec 28, 2022 10:56:57 GMT
I was marshalling a race at a minor junction on a country lane in September. The lane narrowed to a passing place around 50 yards away from me so as the runners were approaching I was directing the motorists to slow down for runners or stop if a car was approaching in the opposite direction. Over two hours every vehicle obliged the only exceptions being a handful of cyclists out on a mission who weren't stopping for anything..... apart from when the fools met a car and a runner in a passing place Lycra clad? Yeah the full Salopstick unfortunately |
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Post by phileetin on Dec 28, 2022 11:03:01 GMT
People sitting in parked cars , facing oncoming traffic with engine running and headlights on . Normally in a SUV with LED lights so the lights are at head height as you are driving towards them . Can't see a fucking thing.
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Post by noustie on Dec 28, 2022 11:14:51 GMT
Applying modern day bullshit to historical characters especially when it is misogynistically a one way street: www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/little-women-author-was-non-binary/ar-AA15GF5F?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=0606558bad5047debda3118e238a4ff4It seems pretty obvious she just liked licking vagina and as a highly intelligent female in that engrained system of patriarchy more likely couldn't contextualise or rationalise her situation in the environment she found herself. Did women actually do anything in history or were they all born in the wrong body and can they claim blokes like Alan Turing in return given his medial castration to avoid prison? When we're reliant on former tennis stars to counter the academic bullshit you know we're up excrement tributary without means of kinetic propulsion.
Ms Navratilova, who came out as gay in 1981, tweeted: “Do you have any idea how hard you would try to convince me I am trans if I were born 50 years later? I would be 15 years old and you would be telling me I was trapped in the wrong body. So who exactly is guilty of ‘Sex is a social construct’ here?” |
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Post by cobhamstokey on Dec 28, 2022 11:40:01 GMT
Yeah the full Salopstick unfortunately This way we have teams of 10-12 who actually think the local roads are racetracks. I keep looking out for the yellow jersey  |
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Post by OldStokie on Dec 28, 2022 12:12:21 GMT
Women who make ten times more noise than the blokes from the Park Inn in Dresden when the blokes are having a scrap in Carlisle Street. I enjoy watching the idiots fighting (especially when they rip their shirts off to make them look harder) but the shouting and screaming of the drunken women really pisses me off.  OS. |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 28, 2022 12:29:23 GMT
People sitting in parked cars , facing oncoming traffic with engine running and headlights on . Normally in a SUV with LED lights so the lights are at head height as you are driving towards them . Can't see a fucking thing. 😍😍😍😍😍 I'm glad it's not just me. |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 28, 2022 12:29:54 GMT
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 28, 2022 12:32:10 GMT
People in general.
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Post by cobhamstokey on Dec 28, 2022 12:36:36 GMT
Women who make ten times more noise than the blokes from the Park Inn in Dresden when the blokes are having a scrap in Carlisle Street. I enjoy watching the idiots fighting (especially when they rip their shirts off to make them look harder) but the shouting and screaming of the drunken women really pisses me off. OS. Cavemen and women |
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Post by mossleypotter on Dec 28, 2022 12:47:19 GMT
Delivery drivers who can't even be arsed to knock on your door when it's clear you're in. Resulting in you seeing an email hours later and having to retrieve a 'piss wet through' parcel from behind your wheelie bin ! Grrr !
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 28, 2022 13:01:32 GMT
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Post by Paul Spencer on Dec 28, 2022 13:13:09 GMT
There, their and they're.
Why on earth do do we have to have three different spellings for the same word?
Just fuck two of them off and use just the one ...
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Post by Northy on Dec 28, 2022 13:18:49 GMT
This latest dog culture, fooks sake get a grip everyone, it's not a fur baby it's a fookin dog, and I don't want dogs on stretchy leads (should be banned like other countries) out in the town centre or in cafes and restaurants trying to get at my food.
Anyone caught not picking up their dog's shit should be forced fed it.
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