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Post by RipRoaringPotter on Nov 10, 2022 16:56:08 GMT
They're also due to release the menu shortly, but I've gotten hold of a copy a few hours earlier from a mate who works up the ground.
BREKFAST
There is a brekfast buffet serving from 8am to 10am, a smorgasbord of over-priced, shit imports from the US that will make you wonder why the fuck we ever bothered buying it.
STARTERS
Kippe on toast - Norwegian fish served on freshly toasted bread, bread, who will buy my bread
Welsh rarebit - inspired by Anthony Pulis's Stoke City career, after eating this incredibly delicate dish you will be wondering if it even existed at all
Cheese splatter - topped with parmesan, this is a selection of bites made up of the entrails of people who have been destroyed in the theatre of war known as the Brit. NOTE: comes with chunks of Rory Delap's and Marvin Robinson's legs as standard, but if you wish to add Aaron Ramsay's knee there is a 50p surcharge to pay for the legal costs
MAINS
Pig's head - served in novelty plate-sized locker that is the exact replica of Kenwyne Jones' locker from the 2012/13 season
Shtanyuk Shteak - a 800g massive, tough as old bollocks Belarusian steak. Eat it and be happy, or fuck off.
Chicken Bjarni - a fusion of Indian and Icelandic comes together to make this gracious, if slightly chunky, dish
DoubleKnees Berger - two whopping 400g patties made of the grinded remains of Gifton-Noel Williams' knees, topped with a couple of slices of Cheddar and garnished with a bit of Patrik's hair
Beef Norrington - a slab of Saudi Arabia's finest beef, wrapped in the flaky exterior of a slightly nervous-looking and unconvincing full-back
Faggots - meatballs made of any Arsenal player that played against Stoke between 2008 and about 2015.
AFTERS
Flapjack - with a hint of Butland, this sweet delight will leave you staring in wonder how it all went wrong
Manchester tart - remind yourself of that moment that Man United players ran off the pitch because it was raining, with this simple yet comical little treat
Crumble - harking back to every moment Stoke have conceded first in a game since our relegation, this dessert simply falls apart within seconds of contact with the fork
DRINKS
Buxton Spring Water - poor quality, but we had to take it to keep our regular supplier happy
Coca Kolar - Czech import of the world's favourite fizzy drink
7Upson - been on the shelf for a while, but still got some life left in it
Pint of Bass in a straight glass - no details needed
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Post by Malcolm Clarke on Nov 10, 2022 16:57:02 GMT
How about "Potters' bar" ( I'll get me coat)
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Post by scfcno1fan on Nov 10, 2022 17:06:19 GMT
Ricardos.
Decent name that.
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Post by J-Roar on Nov 10, 2022 17:11:31 GMT
If it’s named after a legend Werringtons? Or Bayern's? Fuck me. You'd get an hour's lecture on how the drink you ordered is shit and telling you what you really want.
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Post by neddy on Nov 10, 2022 17:11:48 GMT
Got to be Stan’s bar or Gordon’s?
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Nov 10, 2022 17:15:00 GMT
Got to be Stan’s bar or Gordon’s? That twitter vid is definitely hinting at sommat Fuller related. I reckon Ric's Bar. With a nod to the old Casablanca fillum.
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Post by flea79 on Nov 10, 2022 17:17:41 GMT
It's Ricardos
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Post by bayernoatcake on Nov 10, 2022 17:18:10 GMT
Fuck me. You'd get an hour's lecture on how the drink you ordered is shit and telling you what you really want. No alcohol served, soz.
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Post by FranktheRabbit on Nov 10, 2022 17:22:17 GMT
Fuck me. You'd get an hour's lecture on how the drink you ordered is shit and telling you what you really want. No alcohol served, soz. He said drink…not alcohol, the same applies surely “Britvic, shit mate” 😁
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Post by bayernoatcake on Nov 10, 2022 17:24:18 GMT
He said drink…not alcohol, the same applies surely “Britvic, shit mate” 😁 Britvic is nice, beer isn't. So Britvic would be fine. Britvic 55, a footballing classic, I'm sure we all agree.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Nov 10, 2022 17:30:12 GMT
Got to be Stan’s bar or Gordon’s? That twitter vid is definitely hinting at sommat Fuller related. I reckon Ric's Bar. With a nod to the old Casablanca fillum. I was close. They've got no soul have they.
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Nov 10, 2022 17:37:54 GMT
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Nov 10, 2022 17:39:20 GMT
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Post by bayernoatcake on Nov 10, 2022 17:55:37 GMT
It's a good name.
Good to see them moving from the 70's and not that it should be forgotten but more people will resonate with Fuller now.
He's probably about the most loved player for us to have played at the Brit too.
Good work!
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Nov 10, 2022 17:55:42 GMT
He said drink…not alcohol, the same applies surely “Britvic, shit mate” 😁 Britvic is nice, beer isn't. So Britvic would be fine. Britvic 55, a footballing classic, I'm sure we all agree. Never trust a man (or woman) who doesn't drink Beer that is.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Nov 10, 2022 17:57:01 GMT
Britvic is nice, beer isn't. So Britvic would be fine. Britvic 55, a footballing classic, I'm sure we all agree. Never trust a man (or woman) who doesn't drink I disagree, why do you weaklings need a drug to get you through life or a game of football?
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Post by J-Roar on Nov 10, 2022 18:03:44 GMT
Never trust a man (or woman) who doesn't drink I disagree, why do you weaklings need a drug to get you through life or a game of football? It numbs the pain.
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Post by scfc75 on Nov 10, 2022 18:05:21 GMT
I’m going to give it a try. I’ll amble in a little late, wander round looking uninterested, then when the bar staff are least expecting it, BAM I’ll hit them with my order.
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Post by PotterLog on Nov 10, 2022 18:06:35 GMT
How about "Potters' bar" ( I'll get me coat) Wasn’t there a big train crash there? Sounds a perfect fit
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Nov 10, 2022 18:11:55 GMT
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Post by leicspotter on Nov 10, 2022 18:18:11 GMT
They're also due to release the menu shortly, but I've gotten hold of a copy a few hours earlier from a mate who works up the ground. BREKFASTThere is a brekfast buffet serving from 8am to 10am, a smorgasbord of over-priced, shit imports from the US that will make you wonder why the fuck we ever bothered buying it. STARTERSKippe on toast - Norwegian fish served on freshly toasted bread, bread, who will buy my bread Welsh rarebit - inspired by Anthony Pulis's Stoke City career, after eating this incredibly delicate dish you will be wondering if it even existed at all Cheese splatter - topped with parmesan, this is a selection of bites made up of the entrails of people who have been destroyed in the theatre of war known as the Brit. NOTE: comes with chunks of Rory Delap's and Marvin Robinson's legs as standard, but if you wish to add Aaron Ramsay's knee there is a 50p surcharge to pay for the legal costs MAINSPig's head - served in novelty plate-sized locker that is the exact replica of Kenwyne Jones' locker from the 2012/13 season Shtanyuk Shteak - a 800g massive, tough as old bollocks Belarusian steak. Eat it and be happy, or fuck off. Chicken Bjarni - a fusion of Indian and Icelandic comes together to make this gracious, if slightly chunky, dish DoubleKnees Berger - two whopping 400g patties made of the grinded remains of Gifton-Noel Williams' knees, topped with a couple of slices of Cheddar and garnished with a bit of Patrik's hair Beef Norrington - a slab of Saudi Arabia's finest beef, wrapped in the flaky exterior of a slightly nervous-looking and unconvincing full-back Faggots - meatballs made of any Arsenal player that played against Stoke between 2008 and about 2015. AFTERSFlapjack - with a hint of Butland, this sweet delight will leave you staring in wonder how it all went wrong Manchester tart - remind yourself of that moment that Man United players ran off the pitch because it was raining, with this simple yet comical little treat Crumble - harking back to every moment Stoke have conceded first in a game since our relegation, this dessert simply falls apart within seconds of contact with the fork DRINKSBuxton Spring Water - poor quality, but we had to take it to keep our regular supplier happy Coca Kolar - Czech import of the world's favourite fizzy drink 7Upson - been on the shelf for a while, but still got some life left in it Pint of Bass in a straight glass - no details needed Excellent sir! I'm glad you said Afters and not Puddings...that list would have been too long and painful
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Post by RF10 on Nov 10, 2022 18:33:53 GMT
Given the location I'd be surprised if many people use it on non match days.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Nov 10, 2022 18:53:44 GMT
Never trust a man (or woman) who doesn't drink I disagree, why do you weaklings need a drug to get you through life or a game of football? I have not been able to watch Stoke sober since Pulis' binary season.
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Post by eddyclamp on Nov 10, 2022 18:58:30 GMT
£2.5M on doing it up? Lot of money that is
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Nov 10, 2022 19:00:50 GMT
£2.5M on doing it up? Lot of money that is Loose change for the Coates'.
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Post by silsdenstokie on Nov 10, 2022 19:01:08 GMT
Based purely on the Brit/Bet 365 era its as good a name as any
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Post by FranktheRabbit on Nov 10, 2022 19:01:47 GMT
£2.5M on doing it up? Lot of money that is Sofa change for our owners mate. Plus it really needed it. The whole ground does.
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Post by robrigo on Nov 10, 2022 19:16:07 GMT
They're also due to release the menu shortly, but I've gotten hold of a copy a few hours earlier from a mate who works up the ground. BREKFASTThere is a brekfast buffet serving from 8am to 10am, a smorgasbord of over-priced, shit imports from the US that will make you wonder why the fuck we ever bothered buying it. STARTERSKippe on toast - Norwegian fish served on freshly toasted bread, bread, who will buy my bread Welsh rarebit - inspired by Anthony Pulis's Stoke City career, after eating this incredibly delicate dish you will be wondering if it even existed at all Cheese splatter - topped with parmesan, this is a selection of bites made up of the entrails of people who have been destroyed in the theatre of war known as the Brit. NOTE: comes with chunks of Rory Delap's and Marvin Robinson's legs as standard, but if you wish to add Aaron Ramsay's knee there is a 50p surcharge to pay for the legal costs MAINSPig's head - served in novelty plate-sized locker that is the exact replica of Kenwyne Jones' locker from the 2012/13 season Shtanyuk Shteak - a 800g massive, tough as old bollocks Belarusian steak. Eat it and be happy, or fuck off. Chicken Bjarni - a fusion of Indian and Icelandic comes together to make this gracious, if slightly chunky, dish DoubleKnees Berger - two whopping 400g patties made of the grinded remains of Gifton-Noel Williams' knees, topped with a couple of slices of Cheddar and garnished with a bit of Patrik's hair Beef Norrington - a slab of Saudi Arabia's finest beef, wrapped in the flaky exterior of a slightly nervous-looking and unconvincing full-back Faggots - meatballs made of any Arsenal player that played against Stoke between 2008 and about 2015. AFTERSFlapjack - with a hint of Butland, this sweet delight will leave you staring in wonder how it all went wrong Manchester tart - remind yourself of that moment that Man United players ran off the pitch because it was raining, with this simple yet comical little treat Crumble - harking back to every moment Stoke have conceded first in a game since our relegation, this dessert simply falls apart within seconds of contact with the fork DRINKSBuxton Spring Water - poor quality, but we had to take it to keep our regular supplier happy Coca Kolar - Czech import of the world's favourite fizzy drink 7Upson - been on the shelf for a while, but still got some life left in it Pint of Bass in a straight glass - no details needed Very clever. Bravo 👏 mate!
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Post by Olgrligm on Nov 10, 2022 19:26:26 GMT
I think it looks good, and it's got a good name, and it had a good little marketing campaign, and the name taps into the nostalgia for a halcyon period that I desperately cling to even though it happened well over a decade ago.
What's not to like?
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Post by OldStokie on Nov 10, 2022 19:39:24 GMT
It's a great name... a proper chilled out name... just like the Great Man. Well done Stoke. I wonder if they do funeral wakes? Since The Tollgate closed, I've been wondering where to have mine when the time arrives. OS.
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