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Post by teenagefanclub on Nov 8, 2022 16:08:44 GMT
Is it worth getting a priest down the ground to perform an exorcism?
And before everyone replies with “to get rid of Coates /players/ AN etc” I mean to see if we really are cursed.
What’s the worst that could happen?
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Nov 8, 2022 16:13:13 GMT
Maybe we could ask Barry Fry to piss in all four corners of the pitch like he did at Birmingham?
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Post by GreaterGlasgowstokie on Nov 8, 2022 16:14:54 GMT
Worse things can always happen at stoke. They might accidentally summon a demon
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2022 16:19:22 GMT
Maybe we could ask Barry Fry to piss in all four corners of the pitch like he did at Birmingham? Theirs was a Gypsy curse, ours is much worse. Perhaps he needs to take a dump in each corner. |
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Nov 8, 2022 16:21:41 GMT
Maybe we could ask Barry Fry to piss in all four corners of the pitch like he did at Birmingham? Theirs was a Gypsy curse, ours is much worse. Perhaps he needs to take a dump in each corner. Nice metaphor for our threat from set pieces if nothing else. |
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Post by raythesailor on Nov 8, 2022 16:27:46 GMT
If we are nice to him tonight maybe Nath will prey for us. The good Lord willing.
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Post by shakermaker on Nov 8, 2022 16:37:54 GMT
Is it worth getting a priest down the ground to perform an exorcism? And before everyone replies with “to get rid of Coates /players/ AN etc” I mean to see if we really are cursed. What’s the worst that could happen? There was a theory that the curse was laid at the stadium's official opening ceremony, when Sir Stan's spot kick failed to go over the line. I always feel they should have brought him back to retake the spot kick, but obviously a little closer to the goal to allow for the limitations of an octogenarian. Sadly, that opportunity has long passed. |
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Post by scfc75 on Nov 8, 2022 16:44:54 GMT
Maybe we could ask Barry Fry to piss in all four corners of the pitch like he did at Birmingham? We’d fuck it up and get Barry Fry to piss on a priest |
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Post by s7oke on Nov 8, 2022 16:54:39 GMT
Worse things can always happen at stoke. They might accidentally summon a demon If we did it would be out of contract over paid and wouldn’t give a fuck with two left feet So no problem there |
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Post by PotterLog on Nov 8, 2022 16:56:05 GMT
Maybe we could ask Barry Fry to piss in all four corners of the pitch like he did at Birmingham? We’d fuck it up and get Barry Fry to piss on a priest Sort of fetish he looks like he might have |
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Post by prudhoesnose on Nov 8, 2022 16:56:07 GMT
We need someone who’s good with crosses
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Post by pistol on Nov 8, 2022 17:00:00 GMT
Worse things can always happen at stoke. They might accidentally summon a demon If we did it would be out of contract over paid and wouldn’t give a fuck with two left feet So no problem there He’d be on loan and get a nasty trident injury after one match |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2022 17:38:22 GMT
Is it worth getting a priest down the ground to perform an exorcism? And before everyone replies with “to get rid of Coates /players/ AN etc” I mean to see if we really are cursed. What’s the worst that could happen? There was a theory that the curse was laid at the stadium's official opening ceremony, when Sir Stan's spot kick failed to go over the line. I always feel they should have brought him back to retake the spot kick, but obviously a little closer to the goal to allow for the limitations of an octogenarian. Sadly, that opportunity has long passed. Chris Greenacre obviously thought he was emulating Matthews after seeing that with his own attempts on goal |
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Post by CBUFAWKIPWH on Nov 8, 2022 18:40:08 GMT
Worse things can always happen at stoke. They might accidentally summon a demon Perm or on loan? |
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Post by thevoid on Nov 8, 2022 19:40:50 GMT
Worse things can always happen at stoke. They might accidentally summon a demon We've have to resort to hoove ball |
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Post by tejstokie on Nov 8, 2022 19:44:42 GMT
Well opening a bottle of Prusser's for remembrance day first, but probably gonna need it I'm guessing for the post match. Sigh.
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Post by willieeetmiout on Nov 8, 2022 21:51:38 GMT
Is it worth getting a priest down the ground to perform an exorcism? And before everyone replies with “to get rid of Coates /players/ AN etc” I mean to see if we really are cursed. What’s the worst that could happen? I say it every time this crops up. On the first home game (ignoring the League Cup) against Swindon Sir Stan took a peno at the Boothen End. It didn't quite reach the goal. I'm sure he would have walked over and tapped it in to great applause. However, some absolute bell end ran up and booted it in. There is the curse. Only ever lifted by TPs cap. But back now with bells on. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2022 10:11:29 GMT
Just roll out Nathan Jones into the opposition dug out every game and watch us soar up the league
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2022 10:52:25 GMT
Maybe we could ask Barry Fry to piss in all four corners of the pitch like he did at Birmingham? Perhaps you could like down in the centre circle and we invite Barry Fry to, anyway it was good to get 3 points don't you think? |
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Post by marylandstoke on Nov 9, 2022 12:35:32 GMT
Surely as we need a goalkeeper and spiritual help the answer is David Icke?
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Post by elystokie on Nov 9, 2022 12:45:55 GMT
Well opening a bottle of Prusser's for remembrance day first, but probably gonna need it I'm guessing for the post match. Sigh. Was that auto corrected from "Pussers" as in the rum? Good stuff, especially the Gunpowder one. |
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Post by flea79 on Nov 9, 2022 13:04:10 GMT
its not that bad an idea
the chap who used post on here from Croatia who was a Hajduk Split fan did warn of a terrible curse on any team who beat them!
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Post by str8outtahampton on Nov 9, 2022 14:42:58 GMT
If we are nice to him tonight maybe Nath will prey for us. The good Lord willing. That's not a bad idea. He could perhaps eat any of our players that fail to pull their weight. |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Nov 9, 2022 15:23:22 GMT
Years ago we thought we were cursed because the Vic was built on sacred ground.
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