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Post by onlyonesirstan on Jun 20, 2008 15:02:51 GMT
The latest club craze is to fill a womans' vagina with vodka, then suck it out using a straw. Health experts are now warning of the dangers of "minge drinking"
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Post by Stokecity_m on Jun 20, 2008 15:47:53 GMT
does that mean you can drink 9 pints in one go then, cus i've seen you lady.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 20, 2008 16:27:54 GMT
Can you get done for being under the influence of minge?? Or do you just get an ASBO and a slap on the wrist.
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Post by tigger68 on Jun 20, 2008 18:38:43 GMT
not fanny.......i mean funny..................
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Post by n01stokie on Jun 20, 2008 22:40:48 GMT
poor
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Post by leeklad on Jun 20, 2008 23:33:14 GMT
woman see,s sign in pet shop window "CLIT LICKIN FROG £5" she goes inside and asks the shop worker"can i have a clit lickin frog please" shop worker replies "oui",i,ll get me parka bye bye
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Post by BangorStokie on Jun 21, 2008 7:09:53 GMT
GEORGE BUSH GOES TO HELL
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
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