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Post by superalexneil on Aug 31, 2022 9:48:51 GMT
Alex neil
Alex neil
Alex alex neil
He drinks iron bru
N we’ll beat you alex alex neil
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Post by teenagefanclub on Aug 31, 2022 9:52:40 GMT
Alex, Alex Neil
Alex, Alex Neil
To the tune of “Daddy cool”
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Post by mr on Aug 31, 2022 9:53:51 GMT
Keep it the same. Just change Michael to Alex and o to oh.
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Post by leesandfordstoupe on Aug 31, 2022 9:57:37 GMT
Or you could just not sing about him until he does something worth singing about. Just a thought like.
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Post by J-Roar on Aug 31, 2022 10:03:31 GMT
Or you could just not sing about him until he does something worth singing about. Just a thought like. Welcome to Stoke. Fuck getting behind you - do something first. |
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Post by theonlooker on Aug 31, 2022 10:09:53 GMT
Alex Neil, Alex Neil
He drinks the Tennant's
He eats the Haggis
He hates the Mackems
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Post by J-Roar on Aug 31, 2022 10:11:58 GMT
He's bald,
He's bent,
His arse is up for rent?
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Post by buckoscfc on Aug 31, 2022 10:44:51 GMT
Keep it the same. Just change Michael to Alex and o to oh. and make it 'he drinks the buckfast, he drinks the tennents' |
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Post by southcoaststokie on Aug 31, 2022 10:55:52 GMT
Alex Neil red and white army, keep it simple
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Post by J-Roar on Aug 31, 2022 10:58:39 GMT
Alex Neil red and white army, keep it simple Can't we camp it up by saying 'barmy'? There's nothing that intimidates more than a bunch of mincers saying they are barmy. |
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Post by banksy1art on Aug 31, 2022 11:00:57 GMT
Alex Neil red and white army, keep it simple Can't we camp it up by saying 'barmy'? There's nothing that intimidates more than a bunch of mincers saying they are barmy. Should and has always been Red And White Army, don’t know where people get barmy army from but its horrendous! |
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Post by apb1 on Aug 31, 2022 11:02:40 GMT
Whisky can stay, although the spelling of course is different, and I would say eats/haggis is the most stereotypical thing we can use to replace drinks/Guinness. Hating Vale is a given, so there we go, minimal changes required.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2022 11:06:38 GMT
Or you could just not sing about him until he does something worth singing about. Just a thought like. We could sing about him signing a contract. Possibly to the tune of a Haircut 100 song |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Aug 31, 2022 11:22:22 GMT
Or you could just not sing about him until he does something worth singing about. Just a thought like. Jesus Hates Christ you're a miserable sod. |
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Post by superalexneil on Aug 31, 2022 11:32:23 GMT
Or you could just not sing about him until he does something worth singing about. Just a thought like. Fuck off up the vale |
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Post by tqstokie on Aug 31, 2022 11:39:05 GMT
Alex neil Alex neil Alex alex neil He drinks iron bru N we’ll beat you alex alex neil Keep taking the tablets! |
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Post by shooters on Aug 31, 2022 11:56:08 GMT
Or you could just not sing about him until he does something worth singing about. Just a thought like. Welcome to Stoke . Fuck getting behind you - do something first. Like it a version of Guns n roses. Welcome to the stoke jungle, fuck getting behind you - ..do do do something first first ...difficult one to pull off but like it. |
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Post by Brist_AL on Aug 31, 2022 12:02:49 GMT
Stolen from Andrew Nixon on facebook.
Oh, I don't know why (mon) leaving Or where he's gonna go
I gues he's got his reasons
But Us stokies don't want know
'Cause now for the city we'll be playing football for Alex
Alex! Who the F*** is Alex??
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Post by Brist_AL on Aug 31, 2022 12:04:45 GMT
Or from Jamie Flagg a SW Sokey
Alex Neil's A Stokie, he comes from Airdrie, he doesn't like the vale and he doesn't take the knee, he came to stoke from Sunderland, and this is what he said....
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Post by waltersobchak on Aug 31, 2022 12:13:59 GMT
A rehash of the Kenwyne song...
Oh,Alex is a Stokie
He comes from near Glasgow
He came to Stoke for Oatcakes
It wasn't for the dough
He walked away from Sunderland
and this is what he said
Weirsides full of wankers
They can kiss my baldyhead
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Post by FranktheRabbit on Aug 31, 2022 12:16:03 GMT
Nothing as shit and cringeable as the MON song please.
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Post by potter1989 on Aug 31, 2022 12:20:54 GMT
Alex Neil is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He could have stayed at Sunderland,
But he said no fuck that
He come and joined the Potters,
The most famous red and white,
And when we win the Championship,
We’ll sing this song all night
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Post by tomcmod on Aug 31, 2022 12:24:27 GMT
One was started at Blackburn.
This is how it feels to be Sunderland,
This is how it feels to be smalllll,
They've Danny Batth,
We've got Alex Neil, Alex Neillll
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2022 12:38:56 GMT
One was started at Blackburn. This is how it feels to be Sunderland, This is how it feels to be smalllll, They've Danny Batth, We've got Alex Neil, Alex Neillll Actually like that one. |
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Post by J-Roar on Aug 31, 2022 12:39:01 GMT
One was started at Blackburn. This is how it feels to be Sunderland, This is how it feels to be smalllll, They've Danny Batth, We've got Alex Neil, Alex Neillll Preferred 'Peedo, bang your drum, peedo peedo bang your drum' |
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Post by bridgnorthstokie on Aug 31, 2022 12:54:05 GMT
I'll give him 20 minutes to get this team playing fast attacking football..if he fails..I'll be singing
Neil out, Neil out,
Feel free to join in when you know the words.. 😉
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Post by Eggybread on Aug 31, 2022 12:57:04 GMT
Not very good at this are we?  |
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Post by sportsman on Aug 31, 2022 12:57:06 GMT
A rehash of the Kenwyne song... Oh,Alex is a Stokie He comes from near Glasgow He came to Stoke for Oatcakes It wasn't for the dough He walked away from Sunderland and this is what he said Weirsides full of wankers They can kiss my baldyhead I like that second verse |
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Post by bloodtypered on Aug 31, 2022 13:04:20 GMT
Keep it the same. Just change Michael to Alex and o to oh. oneills was corny |
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Post by acstokie on Aug 31, 2022 13:38:43 GMT
Yes I think a simple rehash of the Kenwyne song.
Alex is a stokie
He came from Sunderland
He looks like Grant Mitchell
He's proper fucking bald.
When he joined the Stoke from Sunderland
This is what he said
Sunderland full of wankers
I'll come to Stoke instead.
Or just a nice easy one.
He's harder than you.
He's harder than you.
Alex Neil
He's harder than you.
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