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Post by klingon on Jun 24, 2022 7:37:40 GMT
The Qataris have reminded fans that one night stands are illegal in the country, and carry a seven year prison sentence.
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Post by mr on Jun 24, 2022 7:49:07 GMT
Girl. What an awful shag.
Guy. I’ll do better tomorrow.
Girl. No thanks, that won’t be happening.
Guy. It will if you don’t want to face a 7 year prison sentence.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Jun 24, 2022 8:00:01 GMT
Like anybody who uses an internet forum ever gets a shag in real life.
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Post by thevoid on Jun 24, 2022 9:31:25 GMT
A lot of Welsh fans have the right idea, they're travelling to Tenerife to watch the games en masse from there. It has to be better than Qatar.
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Post by crowey on Jun 24, 2022 9:34:48 GMT
A lot of Welsh fans have the right idea, they're travelling to Tenerife to watch the games en masse from there. It has to be better than Qatar. … are they taking their sheep with them? |
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Post by innocentbystander on Jun 24, 2022 9:58:12 GMT
Could get half our squad locked up.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 14:45:32 GMT
The ensuing culture clash of Qatari police and mongy England fans is truly a disaster waiting to happen. Regardless of leeway from both sides, there’s just bound to be a few major diplomatic incidents.
The people at fifa who green lighted this WC actually want shooting.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 15:11:36 GMT
The ensuing culture clash of Qatari police and mongy England fans is truly a disaster waiting to happen. Regardless of leeway from both sides, there’s just bound to be a few major diplomatic incidents. The people at fifa who green lighted this WC actually want shooting. If they don't behave they deserve what they get, same going to any country. |
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on Jun 24, 2022 15:14:34 GMT
The ensuing culture clash of Qatari police and mongy England fans is truly a disaster waiting to happen. Regardless of leeway from both sides, there’s just bound to be a few major diplomatic incidents. The people at fifa who green lighted this WC actually want shooting. The minority of England fans who were dickheads haven't really caused any trouble in recent tournaments have they? I feel like there's been far less violence reported on in the previous two or three tournaments - although maybe I just simply haven't read about it. |
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Jun 24, 2022 15:23:23 GMT
How will the authorities decide what is a one night stand? If they see a couple getting it to together, will they monitor them to establish if the act was a one off or not? And how soon does the second act have to take place for the first one not to be considered to be a one night stand? Does the gap have to be less than an hour, 24 hours, 3 days, a week - or what? And, as a 76 year old, I am concerned that due allowance should be made for age - even a supremely fit bloke like myself doesn't have quite the stamina or staying power he once did!  |
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Post by woodstein on Jun 24, 2022 15:43:33 GMT
The Qataris have reminded fans that one night stands are illegal in the country, and carry a seven year prison sentence. Yet paedo gangs of the same religion thrive in the Uk! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 15:44:07 GMT
How will the authorities decide what is a one night stand? If they see a couple getting it to together, will they monitor them to establish if the act was a one off or not? And how soon does the second act have to take place for the first one not to be considered to be a one night stand? Does the gap have to be less than an hour, 24 hours, 3 days, a week - or what? And, as a 76 year old, I am concerned that due allowance should be made for age - even a supremely fit bloke like myself doesn't have quite the stamina or staying power he once did! 😁 I rember being in Laos years ago and you couldn't share a hotel room without marriage papers yet outside was hooker central . Strangest place have ever been to and have been to Co Mayo and Norwich.Been to Qatar many times and don't seem to remember reading about laws like that. I did stay in what we found out was a knocking shop during the 1990 WC in Sardinia/Sicily. We just thought was busy and had no idea until a local told us 😁 Wasn't complaining at 6 quid a night . |
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Post by cvillestokie on Jun 24, 2022 15:48:03 GMT
The Qataris have reminded fans that one night stands are illegal in the country, and carry a seven year prison sentence. Yet paedo gangs of the same religion thrive in the Uk! It’s almost as if one thing has no relationship to the other…. As if there are no white, Protestant paedophiles. |
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Post by noustie on Jun 24, 2022 15:50:06 GMT
Imagine if you're in your prime, pull a stunner then your mum sees your hairy arse being dragged out your £5k a week desert porticabin on bbc 24 by Qatar riot police!
Does brown wings cost double?
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Post by blackpoolred on Jun 24, 2022 15:53:56 GMT
If I get my yearly erection then it's going down(said the actress to the bishop) - I don't care what country I am in or what the laws are.
Mind you if it happens in that heat - it won't be a one-night stand, more of my last stand.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 15:57:26 GMT
Yet paedo gangs of the same religion thrive in the Uk! It’s almost as if one thing has no relationship to the other…. As if there are no white, Protestant paedophiles. Nearly 3500 claims against the Church of England alone but point the finger elsewhere. Not that it's relevant to the original post |
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Post by Goonie on Jun 24, 2022 16:01:00 GMT
A lot of Welsh fans have the right idea, they're travelling to Tenerife to watch the games en masse from there. It has to be better than Qatar. … are they taking their sheep with them? Qatar more a goat culture perhaps? 🐑🐐🤔 |
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Jun 24, 2022 16:16:30 GMT
… are they taking their sheep with them? Qatar more a goat culture perhaps? 🐑🐐🤔 Ask no for a friend does the one night stand rule apply to goats as well |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2022 16:23:04 GMT
Qatar more a goat culture perhaps? 🐑🐐🤔 Ask no for a friend does the one night stand rule apply to goats as well 😁 Goats are like cats, they have no loyalty. There is a goat market in Qatar, not to be confused with a nightly area of man services for those going. They just sell goats. Wasted taxi trip that was |
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Post by dirtclod on Jun 24, 2022 16:51:17 GMT
And that's it for the nightly match roundup.
Following the commercial break, Jessica will have the daily report on World Cup Shagging News.
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Post by leicspotter on Jun 24, 2022 17:19:55 GMT
How will the authorities decide what is a one night stand? If they see a couple getting it to together, will they monitor them to establish if the act was a one off or not? And how soon does the second act have to take place for the first one not to be considered to be a one night stand? Does the gap have to be less than an hour, 24 hours, 3 days, a week - or what? And, as a 76 year old, I am concerned that due allowance should be made for age - even a supremely fit bloke like myself doesn't have quite the stamina or staying power he once did! When we get to our advanced years we tend to see rules like this more as a challenge than a deterrent  |
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Post by awrypotter on Jun 24, 2022 17:48:58 GMT
A lot of Welsh fans have the right idea, they're travelling to Tenerife to watch the games en masse from there. It has to be better than Qatar. … are they taking their sheep with them? It's possible that they will have to make a ewe-turn |
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Post by Veritas on Jun 24, 2022 19:20:34 GMT
How will the authorities decide what is a one night stand? If they see a couple getting it to together, will they monitor them to establish if the act was a one off or not? And how soon does the second act have to take place for the first one not to be considered to be a one night stand? Does the gap have to be less than an hour, 24 hours, 3 days, a week - or what? And, as a 76 year old, I am concerned that due allowance should be made for age - even a supremely fit bloke like myself doesn't have quite the stamina or staying power he once did! 😁 I rember being in Laos years ago and you couldn't share a hotel room without marriage papers yet outside was hooker central . Strangest place have ever been to and have been to Co Mayo and Norwich.Been to Qatar many times and don't seem to remember reading about laws like that. I did stay in what we found out was a knocking shop during the 1990 WC in Sardinia/Sicily. We just thought was busy and had no idea until a local told us 😁 Wasn't complaining at 6 quid a night . Mayo!!! |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 24, 2022 19:43:59 GMT
Mason Greenwood dodged a bullet!
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Post by gawa on Jun 24, 2022 21:36:27 GMT
The Qataris have reminded fans that one night stands are illegal in the country, and carry a seven year prison sentence. Yet paedo gangs of the same religion thrive in the Uk! Prince Andrew, Gary Glitter, Rolf Harris, Adam Johnson, Jimmy Saville, Jeffery Epstein etc etc 90% of convicted pedos are white. Source - www.independent.co.uk/voices/newcastle-grooming-scandal-exploitation-victims-sarah-champion-race-a7890106.html?ampKeep your racial profiling and stereotyping to yourself. Disappointed to see people actually liking this comment and nobody else calling this racist shit out. Not only is it racist but it’s highly offensive to the majority of victims who have been abused by white men. Having their experiences discredited and misconstructed so racists can try to use it as ammunition for their bigotry. Child abuse doesn’t discriminate. Come over to Ireland and talk to the thousands of historical child abuse victims from the Catholic Church and tell them that they’re a minority and it’s just Muslims coming over doing it and that it never existed or happened until Muslims immigrated. |
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Post by willieeetmiout on Jun 24, 2022 21:52:16 GMT
The ensuing culture clash of Qatari police and mongy England fans is truly a disaster waiting to happen. Regardless of leeway from both sides, there’s just bound to be a few major diplomatic incidents. The people at fifa who green lighted this WC actually want shooting. If they don't behave they deserve what they get, same going to any country. Did you not read the opening post? |
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Post by marylandstoke on Jun 24, 2022 22:07:07 GMT
How will the authorities decide what is a one night stand? If they see a couple getting it to together, will they monitor them to establish if the act was a one off or not? And how soon does the second act have to take place for the first one not to be considered to be a one night stand? Does the gap have to be less than an hour, 24 hours, 3 days, a week - or what? And, as a 76 year old, I am concerned that due allowance should be made for age - even a supremely fit bloke like myself doesn't have quite the stamina or staying power he once did!  All very salient points. |
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Post by marylandstoke on Jun 24, 2022 22:09:08 GMT
How will the authorities decide what is a one night stand? If they see a couple getting it to together, will they monitor them to establish if the act was a one off or not? And how soon does the second act have to take place for the first one not to be considered to be a one night stand? Does the gap have to be less than an hour, 24 hours, 3 days, a week - or what? And, as a 76 year old, I am concerned that due allowance should be made for age - even a supremely fit bloke like myself doesn't have quite the stamina or staying power he once did! 😁 I rember being in Laos years ago and you couldn't share a hotel room without marriage papers yet outside was hooker central . Strangest place have ever been to and have been to Co Mayo and Norwich.Been to Qatar many times and don't seem to remember reading about laws like that. I did stay in what we found out was a knocking shop during the 1990 WC in Sardinia/Sicily. We just thought was busy and had no idea until a local told us 😁 Wasn't complaining at 6 quid a night . You made six quid a night? Bonus. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 24, 2022 22:09:10 GMT
The simple moral of the story is don’t go to Qatar.
I’ve been, it was wank. Talk about an endorsement!
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Post by noustie on Jun 24, 2022 22:17:30 GMT
Genuinely after missing France 98 I've wanted to see Scotland in a World Cup so much it hurts - was over it in half an hour this time.
Fuck spending thousands to visit a country your presence is tolerated rather than welcome and you're stuck in a desert porticabin drinking Coke playing Scrabble too scared pull a bird or bum your mate keep warm.
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