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Post by teenagefanclub on Apr 7, 2022 18:49:31 GMT
How pissed off do you the Jesus would be, and where would he start going bat shit crazy?
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 7, 2022 18:53:11 GMT
How pissed off do you the Jesus would be, and where would he start going bat shit crazy? You are totally insane! If I may be so bold. Care to elaborate?😉 |
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Apr 7, 2022 18:56:48 GMT
It already happened in December 1994, mate.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 7, 2022 18:59:56 GMT
It already happened in December 1994, mate. Are you talking about when the PlayStation was realeased? |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 7, 2022 19:11:49 GMT
It already happened in December 1994, mate. And if it wasn’t compared to the brilliance of 1989 would be even more appreciated |
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Post by marylandstoke on Apr 7, 2022 19:23:03 GMT
Headlines give me headaches
When I read them
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Post by Bod on Apr 7, 2022 19:25:35 GMT
Headlines give me headaches When I read them Did you really have an uncle who once played for Red Star Belgrade? |
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Apr 7, 2022 19:27:28 GMT
It already happened in December 1994, mate. Are you talking about when the PlayStation was realeased? No mate  Salop's pointing you in the right direction  |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 7, 2022 19:28:56 GMT
Are you talking about when the PlayStation was realeased? No mate Salop's pointing you in the right direction Well that attempt at humour fell flat. Must try harder! |
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Apr 7, 2022 19:49:28 GMT
No mate  Salop's pointing you in the right direction  Well that attempt at humour fell flat. Must try harder! Ahh, did I miss the joke?! My bad, mate. I blame it on me not having a Playstation when they first came out, I was still a stunach Sega man at the time so I went from Mega Drive to Saturn. (Fuck man the Sega Saturn had the best football game ever on it, sure it was called Worldwide Soccer, loved that game!) I get the feeling we've kinda derailed this thread. Sorry OP! |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 7, 2022 19:54:28 GMT
Well that attempt at humour fell flat. Must try harder! Ahh, did I miss the joke?! My bad, mate. I blame it on me not having a Playstation when they first came out, I was still a stunach Sega man at the time so I went from Mega Drive to Saturn. (Fuck man the Sega Saturn had the best football game ever on it, sure it was called Worldwide Soccer, loved that game!) I get the feeling we've kinda derailed this thread. Sorry OP! Never heard of Worldwide Soccer, I need to investigate this. As for the OP, this thread was derailed immediately 🤣 |
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Post by lordb on Apr 7, 2022 20:36:51 GMT
I reckon he'd give it all up as a bad loss and hunker down at The Winchester
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2022 20:43:31 GMT
It already happened in December 1994, mate. And if it wasn’t compared to the brilliance of 1989 would be even more appreciated Some of my all-time favourite Roses tracks are from the Second Coming album. Love Spreads Breaking into Heaven Good Times Tightrope |
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Post by hotterpotter on Apr 7, 2022 21:11:52 GMT
How pissed off do you the Jesus would be, and where would he start going bat shit crazy? 1. Very 2. At a Black Sabbath gig |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 7, 2022 21:17:34 GMT
And if it wasn’t compared to the brilliance of 1989 would be even more appreciated Some of my all-time favourite Roses tracks are from the Second Coming album. Love Spreads Breaking into Heaven Good Times Tightrope My two favourite roses songs are on that album Ten storey love song How do you sleep |
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Post by Boothen on Apr 7, 2022 22:40:12 GMT
The Etihad would get some properly bright floodlights.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2022 23:58:01 GMT
Don't get the thread but my fave ever choc bars are
1 Texan
2 Tom's Yankee Bar
3 Banjo
4 Cabana
5 Secret
If Jesus came back I'd ask for a selection box of these. And chuck in a pack of Vice Versas and a copy of Asian Babes circa 1989 with free VHS
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Post by felonious on Apr 8, 2022 5:53:38 GMT
Peak 10CC
The greatest story ever told was so wrong, two thousand years and he ain't shown yet, we kept his seat warm and the table set.
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Post by noustie on Apr 8, 2022 7:10:45 GMT
I reckon he'd apply to appear on Naked Attraction but loses faith in humanity when he finishes second to an Irish bloke with an average penis, passable craic and can hang shelves.
'But I'm the son of fucking god' as he exists stage left with camera zoomed right in on his perfectly sculpted glutes going into the green room to put his 'I don't give a shit who wins at penalties - stop asking' hoody back on.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2022 8:13:34 GMT
Some of my all-time favourite Roses tracks are from the Second Coming album. Love Spreads Breaking into Heaven Good Times Tightrope My two favourite roses songs are on that album Ten storey love song How do you sleep Ten Storey Love Song was my first dance song at my wedding |
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Post by dirtclod on Apr 8, 2022 18:01:49 GMT
What? Somebody recommending Pulis again?
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 8, 2022 18:18:59 GMT
What? Somebody recommending Pulis again? If it was Pulis he'd turn up with a towel around his waist, soap on a rope and ready to slap the nut on anyone who wanted to party. |
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Post by foster on Apr 8, 2022 20:50:46 GMT
Jesus walking on water or being resurrected would no doubt be dismissed by Russia as being nothing but western propaganda.
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