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Post by dutchstokie on Feb 14, 2022 8:27:03 GMT
Whats everyone treating their loved ones to......?
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 14, 2022 9:18:35 GMT
Chicken and duck Dreamies and a saucer of cat milk!
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Post by cobhamstokey on Feb 14, 2022 9:21:42 GMT
i went old school. Box of chocolates.
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Post by Northy on Feb 14, 2022 9:27:24 GMT
Whats everyone treating their loved ones to......? I've just been eating some moose  |
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Post by Northy on Feb 14, 2022 9:28:18 GMT
Fook all apart from me  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2022 9:41:26 GMT
Whats everyone treating their loved ones to......? Classic Partridge. Doesn't matter how many times I watch that, it still makes me laugh 😆 |
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Post by henry on Feb 14, 2022 9:43:13 GMT
Lamp post flowers.
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Post by wagsastokie on Feb 14, 2022 9:51:53 GMT
Got the lab a chicken flavoured hide bone
And the pigeons a extra pinch of linseed each
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Post by Orbs on Feb 14, 2022 10:30:09 GMT
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Can you smell chloroform
On this rag
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Post by salopstick on Feb 14, 2022 10:32:11 GMT
Roses are red Violets are blue Can you smell chloroform On this rag An expert does not need the last line  |
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Post by flea79 on Feb 14, 2022 11:22:57 GMT
i once purchased the current future ex mrs flea79 a set of wiper blades for her car for valentines day
her mot was due, hers were shot and they are not cheap, useful gift i thought!
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Post by chuffedstokie on Feb 14, 2022 11:31:16 GMT
Treated myself to a candle lit bowl of special k ,I know how to treat me.
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Post by dutchstokie on Feb 14, 2022 11:51:53 GMT
Chicken and duck Dreamies and a saucer of cat milk! My 2 got a new mouse each with some catnip in it and some Felix 'dream bites' |
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Post by Northy on Feb 14, 2022 12:06:38 GMT
Roses are red Violets are blue Can you smell chloroform On this rag The old classic from off here Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Get in the van |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 14, 2022 12:21:02 GMT
Chicken and duck Dreamies and a saucer of cat milk! My 2 got a new mouse each with some catnip in it and some Felix 'dream bites' Posh bastard!!!😉 |
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Post by chigstoke on Feb 14, 2022 12:37:24 GMT
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I am a dog
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Post by andystokey on Feb 14, 2022 13:46:06 GMT
I bought myself a new air rifle didn't have much money kept after that. Mrs Stokey seemed to like it mind.
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Post by klingon on Feb 14, 2022 13:55:34 GMT
Despite Mrs. Klingon's heartfelt pleas, I will not tonight be using the "Tradesman's Entrance".
Call me old-fashioned..........
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Post by noustie on Feb 14, 2022 14:36:54 GMT
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a Penis
Oh you've got one too!
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Post by klingon on Feb 14, 2022 16:28:44 GMT
Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a Penis Oh you've got one too! Thanks you for that beautiful verse. I recall the the afternoon when me and Mrs. Klingon first got "up close and personal". As I relieved myself from the strictures of my "Sta Prest", her words echo 'til this day. "It's like a cock, only smaller." |
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Post by Orbs on Feb 14, 2022 18:23:14 GMT
i once purchased the current future ex mrs flea79 a set of wiper blades for her car for valentines day her mot was due, hers were shot and they are not cheap, useful gift i thought! I’ve paid to have Mrs Orbs’ handbrake fixed today. The ‘Happy Valentines’ didn’t seem to have the desired effect. Anyway, still plenty of time… |
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Post by teenagefanclub on Feb 14, 2022 19:35:05 GMT
Rather than being in the dog house again, this year I asked the wife what she wanted
"Something to make me look sexy on valentines night"
So I've been out and bought myself 8 cans of craft beer.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2022 20:00:02 GMT
My Mrs said she wanted be to be treated like a princess
Am going to take her to Paris, get pissed and crash our car into a wall
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 14, 2022 20:03:17 GMT
I must say, Gus and Hank were thrilled with their Dreamies and cat milk. That’s me in their good books till at least tomorrow😀
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Post by hotterpotter on Feb 14, 2022 21:36:14 GMT
I must say, Gus and Hank were thrilled with their Dreamies and cat milk. That’s me in their good books till at least tomorrow😀 They do cat milk now? 🤢😀 |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 14, 2022 21:38:54 GMT
I must say, Gus and Hank were thrilled with their Dreamies and cat milk. That’s me in their good books till at least tomorrow😀 They do cat milk now? 🤢😀 Yep, I pinched enough out of Fluffys nipple(the Filipinos cat next door but one) to lavish both my boys! |
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Post by heworksardtho on Feb 15, 2022 7:13:46 GMT
My dad always said once you get in their pants ( not wearing them ) then next year don’t bother
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