|
|
Post by maninasuitcase on Jan 5, 2022 19:37:47 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by prestwichpotter on Jan 5, 2022 20:26:02 GMT
Goofy will be ecstatic……
|
|
|
|
Post by yeokel on Jan 5, 2022 20:54:22 GMT
Quite right too.
Poor little Pluto’s demotion was appallingly handled. The mental scars may take millennia to heal.
|
|
|
|
Post by Seymour Beaver on Jan 5, 2022 20:59:08 GMT
With a surface temperature of minus 235 celcius it is the only place in solar system known to be colder than the BET365 Stadium in February.
Despite being too cold to sustain any life visiting it still requires a pre departure PCR test before your return.
Boris Johnson also hid there to avoid questions on refurbishment of his flat.
|
|
|
|
Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 5, 2022 21:23:49 GMT
Couldn’t think of anything more irrelevant
|
|
|
|
Post by zommbee on Jan 5, 2022 21:28:27 GMT
With a surface temperature of minus 235 celcius it is the only place in solar system known to be colder than the BET365 Stadium in February. Despite being too cold to sustain any life visiting it still requires a pre departure PCR test before your return. Boris Johnson also hid there to avoid questions on refurbishment of his flat. It would take 19 years to get there and back, hopefully restrictions for Delta/Omicron/Omega variants will be lifted by then. |
|
|
|
Post by Goonie on Jan 5, 2022 22:42:09 GMT
Which reminds me of the old joke: Mickey Mouse goes to see his divorce lawyer who says exasperatedly, "For the last time Mickey, you can't divorce your wife because she's got big teeth" Mickey replies angrily, "I never said she had big teeth, I said she's fucking Goofy!" |
|
|
|
Post by dirtclod on Jan 6, 2022 2:18:15 GMT
After being discriminated against, Pluto might not want to come back.
Imagine, eggheads in your own universe "voting you off the island."
Surely Pluto's agent will advise holding out for a neighboring universe with more intelligent life.
Could get picked up as a free agent and get more playing time instead of riding the bench here & clearly not in the gaffer's plans.
|
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2022 10:48:23 GMT
After being discriminated against, Pluto might not want to come back. Imagine, eggheads in your own universe "voting you off the island." Surely Pluto's agent will advise holding out for a neighboring universe with more intelligent life. Could get picked up as a free agent and get more playing time instead of riding the bench here & clearly not in the gaffer's plans. Speaking of intelligent life, why are UFOs always spotted over places like Arizona and Texas? Imagine travelling millions of years to communicate with intelligent life on Earth and you abduct bloody Cletus |
|
|
|
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jan 7, 2022 13:25:29 GMT
Inextricably linked to the birth {and death} of the US of A..
it's last pass was 1776
Feb 22nd, 2022, the United States will undergo a once-in-our-lifetime and first-of-its-kind event known as a Pluto return. This means that for the first time ever, Pluto will return to the exact position in the zodiac that it was during the United States' inception on Jul. 4, 1776.
Feb 22nd being the birthdate of Georgie Washington...
|
|
|
|
Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Jan 7, 2022 13:31:02 GMT
Couldn’t think of anything more irrelevant I used to think the same about such things, then I remembered celebrities and their viewpoints. |
|
|
|
Post by wagsastokie on Jan 7, 2022 13:47:07 GMT
Inextricably linked to the birth {and death} of the US of A.. it's last pass was 1776 Feb 22nd, 2022, the United States will undergo a once-in-our-lifetime and first-of-its-kind event known as a Pluto return. This means that for the first time ever, Pluto will return to the exact position in the zodiac that it was during the United States' inception on Jul. 4, 1776. Feb 22nd being the birthdate of Georgie Washington... So we can blame Pluto for two hundred and forty year shit show And there was me blaming a bunch of uppity colonialists |
|
|
|
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jan 7, 2022 15:53:01 GMT
Inextricably linked to the birth {and death} of the US of A.. it's last pass was 1776 Feb 22nd, 2022, the United States will undergo a once-in-our-lifetime and first-of-its-kind event known as a Pluto return. This means that for the first time ever, Pluto will return to the exact position in the zodiac that it was during the United States' inception on Jul. 4, 1776. Feb 22nd being the birthdate of Georgie Washington... So we can blame Pluto for two hundred and forty year shit show And there was me blaming a bunch of uppity colonialists If it is a blame game then I think the finger points at the founding fathers/architects of the New World rather than Pluto per se... As Above, So Below etc... Pluto symbolises regeneration, transformation rebirth. Even if it does not look like, things get done with Pluto. A new approach and a new perspective is what the planet Pluto is all about. It helps an individual look at things differently, transform or evolve their views and emerge with new outlooks in life. They loved that kind of thing it seeems..it does seem that Washington DC was aligned with the constellation Virgo, G.Washington was interested in creating Meridians etc.. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_meridians#:~:text=The%20Washington%20meridians%20are%20four,through%20the%20old%20Naval%20Observatory astronomy.com/magazine/stephen-omeara/2016/02/three-capital-starsPlanned obsolescence... |
|
