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Post by erogenous on Aug 25, 2021 22:06:54 GMT
.. I cant put anything on by accident without him managaing to shove s face in.. obviously i leave sometimes to learn a thing to cook now and again.... However he manages to pack as many refrences to yorkshire in as he can wednesdayle into his arteries.
If he was fired into space hed manage to be able to see more wife beatin cricket legends than stars but jesus. Its like a regional veganism he cant wait to tell you..
Question is: is there anyone more yorkshire than martin and if so who!?! Does he even embarrasse his fellow non london natives like danny dyer, cilla blacks if dead (john bishops) etc
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Post by heworksardtho on Aug 26, 2021 3:37:27 GMT
Who you on about ?
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Aug 26, 2021 4:39:36 GMT
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Post by heworksardtho on Aug 26, 2021 5:37:31 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2021 6:13:47 GMT
James Martin ? He seems to be on everything lately.
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Post by claytonscrubs on Aug 26, 2021 6:55:31 GMT
“I used to dream of living in a corridor” ….. Genius 😂
Geoffrey Boycott’s entire broadcasting career is basically a one-man version of this sketch.
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on Aug 26, 2021 7:07:47 GMT
Is there anyone from Yorkshire who fails to mention it?
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Post by henry on Aug 26, 2021 7:08:53 GMT
James Martin has cornered Saturday morning tv. As far as Yorkshire men go, I would love to see wally batty make a smoothie.
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Post by murphthesurf on Aug 26, 2021 12:04:59 GMT
James Martin ? He seems to be on everything lately. Right, then, before I opened this thread I thought 'James Martin'. I usually used to watch BBC's Saturday Kitchen programme (I'm talking years ago as I never watch it now) but went RIGHT OFF him - and it - when I got sick of hearing all his "Yorkshire" or "after all, I'm a Yorkshireman" comments every other minute. The thing that put me off him most, and it literally made me want to scream every time I heard him do it, was when he used to say (eg.) 'master' or 'Masterchef' when he always deliberately elongated the 'a' sound to try make himself sound 'posher', as in 'Maarrrsterchef'. I can't abide falseness like that. I wanted to ring him and ask why he was in fact so ashamed of coming from Yorkshire by trying to disguise his accent. |
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Post by murphthesurf on Aug 26, 2021 12:10:01 GMT
“I used to dream of living in a corridor” ….. Genius 😂 Geoffrey Boycott’s entire broadcasting career is basically a one-man version of this sketch.  Brilliant! Great post, Clay. (**She waves ACM placard**  ) |
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Post by murphthesurf on Aug 26, 2021 12:13:16 GMT
I think the best answer to this question is probably Michael Parkinson, i'ntit? ...........'im off t'talk shores...  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2021 13:01:34 GMT
A few oldies from the world of cricket spring to mind
Harold "Dickie" Bird from Barnsley
Freddie Trueman
Darren Gough
Freddie Flintoff
As previously mentioned Geoffrey Boycott
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Post by thevoid on Aug 26, 2021 13:09:30 GMT
“I used to dream of living in a corridor” ….. Genius 😂 Geoffrey Boycott’s entire broadcasting career is basically a one-man version of this sketch. Luxury! |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Aug 26, 2021 13:12:11 GMT
Has to be Fred Trueman. Any excuse to play this beauty.
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Post by cerebralstokie on Aug 26, 2021 13:13:28 GMT
Definition of a Yorkshireman. A Scotsman with the generosity squeezed out of him.
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Post by thebasfordhedgehog on Aug 26, 2021 14:44:11 GMT
Brian Glover & Michael Parkinson from Barnsley - proper South Yorkshire men.
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Post by wagsastokie on Aug 26, 2021 15:14:48 GMT
A few oldies from the world of cricket spring to mind Harold "Dickie" Bird from Barnsley Freddie Trueman Darren Gough Freddie Flintoff As previously mentioned Geoffrey Boycott flintoffs a proud Lancastrian Preston born and keeps reminding people |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2021 15:18:17 GMT
A few oldies from the world of cricket spring to mind Harold "Dickie" Bird from Barnsley Freddie Trueman Darren Gough Freddie Flintoff As previously mentioned Geoffrey Boycott flintoffs a proud Lancastrian Preston born and keeps reminding people I know, I realised as soon as I'd posted it but my phone rang and by the time I finished the call I'd completely forgotten about Flintoff - senior moment (again !). |
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Aug 26, 2021 16:12:41 GMT
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Aug 26, 2021 16:25:42 GMT
One of the wankest accounts ever made on this forum. |
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Post by claytonscrubs on Aug 26, 2021 16:29:19 GMT
“I used to dream of living in a corridor” ….. Genius 😂 Geoffrey Boycott’s entire broadcasting career is basically a one-man version of this sketch. Brilliant! Great post, Clay. (**She waves ACM placard** )Thank you Hun!… Are you free Friday night? 😉 |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2021 16:46:19 GMT
One of the wankest accounts ever made on this forum. Ye it was horrendous but you had to admire his persistence. I once PMd him because I felt a bit sorry for him, looking to gently persuade him that his bomb of a joke was never going to land. His reply was "I'm in too deep mate. I can't get out.". Funnier than anything he wrote to be fair. |
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Post by thevoid on Aug 26, 2021 17:02:19 GMT
One of the wankest accounts ever made on this forum. He still walks among us. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Aug 26, 2021 17:13:07 GMT
One of the wankest accounts ever made on this forum. He still walks among us. Indeed he does, when day release permits of course😉 |
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Post by woodstein on Aug 26, 2021 20:50:44 GMT
A few oldies from the world of cricket spring to mind Harold "Dickie" Bird from Barnsley Freddie Trueman Darren Gough Freddie Flintoff As previously mentioned Geoffrey Boycott Flintoff is not from Yorkshire. |
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Post by marwood on Aug 26, 2021 21:41:39 GMT
One of the wankest accounts ever made on this forum. Ye it was horrendous but you had to admire his persistence. I once PMd him because I felt a bit sorry for him, looking to gently persuade him that his bomb of a joke was never going to land. His reply was "I'm in too deep mate. I can't get out.". Funnier than anything he wrote to be fair. agreed, but even other comedy greats have off days and off characters, like Steve Coogan and Tony Ferrino |
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Post by murphthesurf on Aug 26, 2021 21:51:48 GMT
Brilliant! Great post, Clay. (**She waves ACM placard** ) Thank you Hun!… Are you free Friday night? 😉 Aaaaaaaaah! Dees has already booked me for scrabble! |
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Post by murphthesurf on Aug 26, 2021 21:57:26 GMT
flintoffs a proud Lancastrian Preston born and keeps reminding people I know, I realised as soon as I'd posted it but my phone rang and by the time I finished the call I'd completely forgotten about Flintoff - senior moment (again !). Sorry, mate  In view of the length of time Crispin assumed I was speaking to my pal Suzy - it's usually 2 - 3 hours. See you tomorrow night. (See above.)  |
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Post by Dutchpeter on Aug 26, 2021 22:04:55 GMT
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Post by murphthesurf on Aug 26, 2021 22:19:44 GMT
Oh, FFS, Sime -  I wish you hadn't mentioned that - now we've all got to dress entirely in black and go out on the lawn at midnight and dance round a cut-out pentangle, chanting " f " "go away, go away, go away". It's the same every time anybody mentions him.  NB: If there's anyone who still hasn't done themselves a pentangle yet, there's a template available free-of-charge on the Château Murph website, under 'Gift Shop - Miscellaneous.' (**Goes to change into black stuff.......**) |
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Brilliant! Great post, Clay. (**She waves ACM placard** 
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In view of the length of time Crispin assumed I was speaking to my pal Suzy - it's usually 2 - 3 hours. 
I wish you hadn't mentioned that - now we've all got to dress entirely in black and go out on the lawn at midnight and dance round a cut-out pentangle, chanting "
