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Post by jonesinamillion on Jun 14, 2008 23:31:43 GMT
Been taking vitamin B tablets (essentialy yeast) for the past couple of weeks, I'm goin cuba soon & it's supposed to warn off the mozzies, I've just found out how it keeps the mosquitos away....
Haven't stopped farting for the past week or so, I'm heamoriging every 2 to 3 minutes all the time, and not just little love puffs, propper gargantuan man farts!
I can now play may arse like a flute ;D
I know it's immature but a good fart is the funnest thing ever, I'm constantly lauging at myself, think I'm gonna keep taking the pills when I get back ;D
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Post by leeklad on Jun 14, 2008 23:34:32 GMT
pisser have a k
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Post by jonesinamillion on Jun 14, 2008 23:36:02 GMT
I'd much rather a peg if you've got one?
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Post by leeklad on Jun 14, 2008 23:37:57 GMT
dunner peg it letem go! ;D
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Post by jonesinamillion on Jun 14, 2008 23:41:09 GMT
Peg for the old nasal passage, my house smells like a fookin mortuary at the moment. making myself heave!
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Post by leeklad on Jun 14, 2008 23:44:02 GMT
funny as fuck i,m giggling me head off here.conner beat a good talk on farting
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 14, 2008 23:51:18 GMT
Ahh the old Yeasty Windballs, but these pale into insignificance once one has tasted the culinary delight that is egg curry.
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Post by leeklad on Jun 14, 2008 23:53:09 GMT
sounds nice shall give egg and cauliflower curry a test t,mora
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Post by powchirper on Jun 14, 2008 23:54:28 GMT
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Post by powchirper on Jun 14, 2008 23:57:43 GMT
In the past I’d also had Farmer Giles & Family surgically evicted from my arrrse, ;D ;D
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Post by leeklad on Jun 15, 2008 0:03:40 GMT
that,s funny as
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Post by powchirper on Jun 15, 2008 0:25:12 GMT
The human bum (to give it it’s correct term) is capable of an astounding array of sounds, a whole orchestra of noises, both musical and percussive. But mainly a badly played trombone.
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Post by jonesinamillion on Jun 15, 2008 0:29:20 GMT
Putting 2 and 2 together (whih is oviously six), could vitamin B be contributory factor to my afore mentione ringsting dilema?
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 15, 2008 0:32:00 GMT
The human bum (to give it it’s correct term) . Hahahahaha ;D |
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Post by powchirper on Jun 15, 2008 1:21:37 GMT
I've taken this agent picolax and it does what the bloke in the link says it does, some of the things he comes out with had me choking ;D it says on the packet to stay within 10 yards of a toilet once you take it, and me being a prick fell sleep, when i woke up, or should i say when agent P woke me up there was pandamonium, i honestly thought my guts had departed down the pan and was a matter of seconds from departing this mortal coil myself, one cup of this agent P produced enough shit to fertilise 10 football pitches, and the smell, sorry , the stench hurt my nose, think of the worse fart you've ever done Xs it by ten and add a box of industrial size stink bombs and you might be close, Then a few hours later i had to repeat the procedure  |
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jun 15, 2008 15:17:19 GMT
Can you play God Save the Queen?
;D ;D ;D
This thread has had me laughing like fuck
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 15, 2008 15:21:37 GMT
Can you play God Save the Queen?
;D ;D ;DThis thread has had me laughing like fuck By the sound of these Air Biscuits, it will be God Where's the Mr Sheen |
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jun 15, 2008 15:22:03 GMT
That would also explain the problems I have had recently
I have been taking glucosamine sulphate tablets, because they are supposed to be good for your joints.
I presume they have a yeasty content in them as I have been farting continually since I started taking em
PPPHHHHHHEEEEEWWWWWW
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Post by daverichards on Jun 15, 2008 16:57:51 GMT
that link is hilarious
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Post by Fred Zeppelin on Jun 15, 2008 18:16:29 GMT
Been taking vitamin B tablets (essentialy yeast) for the past couple of weeks, I'm goin cuba soon & it's supposed to warn off the mozzies, I've just found out how it keeps the mosquitos away.... Haven't stopped farting for the past week or so, I'm heamoriging every 2 to 3 minutes all the time, and not just little love puffs, propper gargantuan man farts! I can now play may arse like a flute ;D I know it's immature but a good fart is the funnest thing ever, I'm constantly lauging at myself, think I'm gonna keep taking the pills when I get back ;D Eating sugar-free Polos has the same effect |
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Post by jonesinamillion on Jun 15, 2008 22:57:52 GMT
Yes, sorbitol the sugar substitue in the afore mentioned mint with a hoe is a potent laxative,thankfully it's only gaeseous side effects with vit-B.
Still blowing like frenchmans bellows ;D
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