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Post by pretzel on Jun 13, 2008 21:26:42 GMT
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had sex or even a date for over 5 years.
Fearing that she might have something wrong with her, she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Woo F'ong Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, 'OK, take off all you crose.'
The woman did as she was told.
'Now, get down on your hands and knees and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.'
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
The woman asked anxiously, ! 'Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied! ,
'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
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Post by powchirper on Jun 13, 2008 21:32:34 GMT
;D ;D made me laugh,
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Post by powchirper on Jun 13, 2008 21:35:47 GMT
Some doctor on tele this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around
my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage
of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of
the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece
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