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Post by redstriper on Jan 8, 2021 13:35:18 GMT
During the stress of being stuck at home, the toilet seat is an argument causer in my house, so just checking what the oatcake team view is:- in your house is the default position:- a) toilet lid is down b) toilet seat is down c) toilet seat is up d) no default My wife thinks B, so that she never has to touch the seat at all. I don't see why it cant be d) whereby everyone touches it roughly the same amount or, given its been b) for the last ten years, maybe its my turn and it should be C) given she moans if i ever leave it in the "wrong" position
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 8, 2021 13:42:19 GMT
(b) is the answer. I don’t lift the seat, just leave a bit of wee on there ready for my lady’s horror😏
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Post by Orbs on Jan 8, 2021 14:33:01 GMT
I sit down whatever these days. Always good to take the weight off.
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Post by redstriper on Jan 8, 2021 14:37:29 GMT
(b) is the answer. I don’t lift the seat, just leave a bit of wee on there ready for my lady’s horror😏 Therein lies part of the problem, i'm expected to handle it twice to ensure that doesn't happen
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Post by marylandstoke on Jan 8, 2021 15:08:29 GMT
I sit down whatever these days. Always good to take the weight off. +1
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Post by salopstick on Jan 8, 2021 15:35:04 GMT
I don’t understand this leaving the seat up or down.
Go to the toilet put the seat up or down, do your business, flush
Why do women moan about it
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Post by dirtclod on Jan 8, 2021 15:46:09 GMT
I don’t understand this leaving the seat up or down. Go to the toilet put the seat up or down, do your business, flush Why do women moan about it I suspect that years ago, a very smart man invented this "issue" as a decoy. He caused women to gripe about toilet seats instead of carping about the men watching/attending football.
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Post by redstriper on Jan 8, 2021 16:37:43 GMT
I don’t understand this leaving the seat up or down. Go to the toilet put the seat up or down, do your business, flush Why do women moan about it Only some women I think, it's the spoiled neurotic princess type (we have a lot of these in Cheshire) who believe the seat should always be in position whereby they never have to touch it, what with them being a princess and all. blokes, who are tolerated for financial reasons and because they keep the car running, are supposed to toe the line and leave the seat as they want it .
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on Jan 8, 2021 16:44:16 GMT
Does it matter, provided you wash your hands afterwards? Which nobody seems to have mentioned yet
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Post by stonmg on Jan 8, 2021 17:08:19 GMT
Piss with it up, as you will leave a very fine mist of piss on the rim and surrounding floor, then close lid leaving clean for wifey!
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Post by richie22 on Jan 8, 2021 17:22:13 GMT
I started to sit after getting an almighty rocket from the ex. It turns out my aim is worse after a skinfull
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Post by raythesailor on Jan 8, 2021 17:38:30 GMT
For some reason my bathroom is always a bit on the cold side.
Slowly lowering down onto a cold seat is always a few seconds of apprehension and gritted teeth. 🙄
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 8, 2021 18:43:33 GMT
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Post by Linx on Jan 8, 2021 23:28:18 GMT
Always down. I live in a house full of women.
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Post by madstokie on Jan 8, 2021 23:52:20 GMT
leave the lid down wrap cling film around the lid then wait for the screams, did it once on my wife she was soaked lol
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Post by Goonie on Jan 9, 2021 8:05:57 GMT
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Post by steve66 on Jan 9, 2021 9:51:59 GMT
Just got in from night shift and seat was up, I was fecking disgusted and I live on my own....... 😛
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Post by Boothen on Jan 9, 2021 19:33:05 GMT
A few months ago when I had my own place it was C, but since moving back in with the parents to help my Mother care for my old man the default position is B. But I'll tell you what is worse, a plastic toilet seat in the cold weather. I hate having to drop the kids of at the pool.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 9, 2021 19:42:50 GMT
Just got in from night shift and seat was up, I was fecking disgusted and I live on my own....... 😛 Sounds like you’ve got a ghost mate 👀
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Post by wilcopotter on Jan 9, 2021 20:19:15 GMT
e) Don’t have a seat😉
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Post by musik on Jan 9, 2021 21:43:32 GMT
To me this is a bit of a strange question. Most swedish people see it for what it is: the chair of the toilet / bathroom. So how would you be able to sit on if the seat is not down?
Ladies sit on the seat when painting their toe nails. I've never heard anyone afraid of touching the seat.
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Post by dirtclod on Jan 10, 2021 4:33:51 GMT
I just thought of a possible safety-moment. If you fall into it drunk, leaving the thing down makes you less likely to fit through and drown.
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