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Post by Cupid Stunt on Jun 12, 2008 18:20:08 GMT
A Vale fan, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The Vale fan said, "How about 50 quid?" The man agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realise that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "he should. He was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the valiant came to the door to collect his money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the Vale fan answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50. "And by the way," the Vale fan added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
A Stoke fan was helping a Vale fan, clean out his car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked the Vale fan what it was for.
The Vale fan said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit."
The Stokie then said, "I can see that, but why?"
The Vale fan replied, "In case I have a flat tire and need to blow it up"
Q: What do UFO's and smart Vale fans have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: How do you confuse a Vale fan?
A: You don't, they're born that way!
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Post by Miniman on Jun 12, 2008 18:29:09 GMT
A vale fan walks into a bar looking rather miserable and sits on the barstool beside a Stoke fan. The stokie asks him 'Why do ya look so done mate?'
'Well just had my first BJ'
The stokie surprised to hear this asks him, 'well why are ya feeling down then?''
To which the vale fan responds, 'I haven't got any breathmints to get this taste out of my mouth!'
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jun 13, 2008 14:14:31 GMT
Vale fan spends his whole life savings on a self drive trip to watch the 2008 Euros in Switzerland and Austria. Hes driving back and just outside Zurich is surprised to see another vale fan hitch hiking back to blighty so he stops and following short exchange of conversation takes place:
Driver: er mate where you going to?
Hitch hiker: Tunstall
Driver: sorry mate i'm heading for burslem.
Driver drives off.
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Post by trout-licker on Jun 13, 2008 14:47:27 GMT
League 2 football, aint that funny enough? ;D
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Post by powchirper on Jun 13, 2008 15:21:31 GMT
Two dyslexic Vale fans standing on top of a thousand foot cliff, First one jumps off and halfway down pulls 2 budgies out of his pocket and holds one in each hand, splat he hits the deck.
Second Vale fan then jumps off aswell, Halfway down pulls 2 parrots from his pocket and lets them go then pulls a shotgun out and starts to shoot at the parrots, Splat he also hits the deck, Both Vale fans are lying there all battered and bruised and the first one says "dont think much of this budgie jumping" second Vale fan replies "this free fall parrot shooting inner up to much either"
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Post by stokecityscott on Jun 13, 2008 17:04:12 GMT
so these are just jokes that you edited to make about vale. Very orignal lads
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Post by curacao on Jun 13, 2008 17:05:54 GMT
What do vale fans and slinkys have in common?
They are both fun to push down the stairs! ;D
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Post by davemongisback on Jun 13, 2008 17:07:20 GMT
OK then Stoke-fan-23, you tell us a joke you made up about Vale  |
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Post by powchirper on Jun 13, 2008 17:43:59 GMT
There was once a grumpy, very grumpy old Stoke fan who went by the name of Stoke-fan-23 and he once..............................
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