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Post by knowingeye on Jun 12, 2008 9:25:41 GMT
 "Just make sure it's big and tasteful, with lots of shiny bits" |
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Jun 12, 2008 9:27:25 GMT
I wouldn't mind a lap around the circuit with that Colleen
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Post by madeinstoke on Jun 12, 2008 9:30:15 GMT
welcome to wedded bliss wayne!!!!
get used to being dragged around the shops kid.
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Post by vote for pedro on Jun 12, 2008 9:31:55 GMT
"so i told him, you earn it and i'll spend it. come on shrek, keep up"
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Jun 12, 2008 9:32:27 GMT
OHHH RATHER  |
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Post by PONTAFCE on Jun 12, 2008 9:37:45 GMT
nice
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2008 11:43:44 GMT
"Thats the fifth time this week the fuse has blown on the tele gran you maybe better of getting an electritian round rather than keep having Wayne nip over"
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Post by madeinstoke on Jun 12, 2008 11:47:42 GMT
"wayne keep walking before the security guards twigs we've nicked stuff"
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Post by Big J on Jun 12, 2008 11:48:22 GMT
Youve bin in harrods 5 times today. Ive told you poundland in Newcastle is much more convinient.
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Post by ljnstokie on Jun 12, 2008 11:53:23 GMT
Try this one...........  |
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Post by Big J on Jun 12, 2008 11:55:44 GMT
Ahh so this is the famous chip shop girl.
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Post by bossthemidfield on Jun 12, 2008 11:58:12 GMT
So Posh, now I’ve got the idiot, whats my next move?
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Post by ihaveadream on Jun 12, 2008 12:13:51 GMT
But Doctor, you MUST give him something to calm his nerves. Hes shit scared of coming into contact with the Stoke defence this coming season.
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Jun 12, 2008 12:14:27 GMT
Is Mr Merton on the phone saying:
"So, Colleen, what first attracted you to the millionaire Wayne Rooney?"
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Post by York 'Force 10' Stokie on Jun 12, 2008 13:18:46 GMT
''Emergency Services which service do you require?''
''Hi Police please like............''
''Whats seems to be the problem madam?''
''I am absolutely shittin it like, you know wharra mean like, I am being stalked by a fucking ugly one armed scouse ogre like, he's literally in my shadow like and he has given me a grannys slipper like and wants me to spank him you know wharra mean like''
'Errrmmm madam can you describe him?'
''Hold on a mo like''
''Oooops, I'm ever so sorry like, its my illiterate other half like, it turns out that he bought me the slippers like and he actually said no need to THANK HIM.........silly thick scouse coonts!!!!!
(I'll have think of another just in case its not a slipper and one a darn sight better ???
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2008 13:25:54 GMT
Yeah mum i scanked a flip flop you would be dead prOWd of me its dead shound but theres too many foriegners and I cant get any scouse...yeah he won at bingo and the kiddies disco is on at 6:30 every night in the hotel so he's shound.
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Post by Bick on Jun 12, 2008 13:35:17 GMT
Photo 1: "Hello? I think I am being followed by a thug, he looks like a caveman and wears a lot of brown"
Photo 2: "Its from 'Local girls in your area', what a looker eh Pete? I'd dust her cake."
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Post by wembley4372 on Jun 12, 2008 15:16:53 GMT
If this slipper fits that nice Ronaldo chappie then Wayne can sling his hook
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Post by vote for pedro on Jun 12, 2008 19:59:19 GMT
i'm only with him because that pedro from stoke is married!
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