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Post by Top Stopper on Jun 11, 2008 19:23:34 GMT
You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
I'd really like to rip one out and skullfuck you. ;D
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Post by scfcmatt on Jun 11, 2008 19:42:36 GMT
Matt says:
You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
I'd really like to rip one out and skullfuck you. ;D
CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says:
wher u get it from
Matt says:
its the chat up line of the day
CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says:
seriously
CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says:
i hate it
CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says:
omg
CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says:
its da worst ever
CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says:
its sick
It's a grower...
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Post by Juan Kerzhoff on Jun 11, 2008 19:42:37 GMT
Fancy a fuck?
No!
Well would you mind lying down so i can have one
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Post by Juan Kerzhoff on Jun 11, 2008 19:43:38 GMT
Have you ever tasted rohypnol? No! Good  |
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Post by scfcmatt on Jun 11, 2008 19:44:01 GMT
i'm tempted to try out every suggestion going...will set to work on slipping yours into a casual MSN conversation fullerskillz ;D
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Post by Juan Kerzhoff on Jun 11, 2008 19:45:31 GMT
Goaaaaaarrrrrrrrnnnnnn Matt!!!
fingers x for you buddy
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Post by scfcmatt on Jun 11, 2008 19:46:21 GMT
Matt says:
fancy a fuck?
Laura says:
erm no
Matt says:
Well would you mind lying down so i can have one
Laura says:
erm no
no means yes with women, i've worked that one out ;D
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Post by stokiematt on Jun 11, 2008 19:53:01 GMT
i tryed matts msn thing
\\Matt// Vis Unita Fortior says:
You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
- PσPpЧ ‹з says:
errrrrrr;s
\\Matt// Vis Unita Fortior says:
I'd really like to rip one out and skullfuck you
- PσPpЧ ‹з says:
sounds good
;D shes a dirty cardiff slut who ive never met before though
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Post by Juan Kerzhoff on Jun 11, 2008 19:58:31 GMT
karma for matt and some for tother matt when i can again quality convo's guys |
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Post by stokiematt on Jun 11, 2008 20:02:09 GMT
\\Matt// Vis Unita Fortior says: Have you ever tasted rohypnol? ' * ---- Lºighanne -x- * [ (L) ] * Theres no where left to fall..(8) says: no wa is it? \\Matt// Vis Unita Fortior says: nevermind  ' * ---- Lºighanne -x- * [ (L) ] * Theres no where left to fall..(8) says: ok lol \\Matt// Vis Unita Fortior says: youll find out soon enough ;D ;D |
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Post by leeklad on Jun 11, 2008 20:03:50 GMT
HI MY NAMES JOSEF FRITZL
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Post by scfcmatt on Jun 11, 2008 20:04:03 GMT
I think you need to get me added into one of them and enquire if we could sort out an eye-popping 3 some
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Post by stokiematt on Jun 11, 2008 20:07:14 GMT
whats your msn matt, pm me and we will sort something out  |
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Post by curacao on Jun 11, 2008 20:10:37 GMT
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Ive got a knife,
Get in the van!
Try it out up Hanley duck one night ;D
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Post by Top Stopper on Jun 11, 2008 20:11:51 GMT
Matt says: You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I'd really like to rip one out and skullfuck you. ;D CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says: wher u get it from Matt says: its the chat up line of the day CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says: seriously CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says: i hate it CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says: omg CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says: its da worst ever CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says: its sick It's a grower... ;D ;D Karma my friend, keep on trying! |
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Post by scfcmatt on Jun 11, 2008 20:17:08 GMT
Matt says: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Ive got a knife, Get in the van! \\Matt// Vis Unita Fortior says: how old r u lot then? CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says: 18 CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says: thas shit matt CarLeIgH <3<3<3 says: it dont even rhyme u nob Funny, i quite liked it  |
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Post by stokiematt on Jun 11, 2008 20:18:50 GMT
just got me wittering in the background ;D
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Post by Juan Kerzhoff on Jun 11, 2008 20:19:22 GMT
Have you got a mirror in your knickers?
No why?
Because i can see myself in them later!
Baboomtish
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Post by scfcmatt on Jun 11, 2008 20:22:11 GMT
fuller that ones a proper winner! I'm well in thanks to that baby hahah
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Post by curacao on Jun 11, 2008 20:22:42 GMT
Just walk up to a woman and say:
"Lets be honest, i want to fuck your brains out"
;D
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Post by Juan Kerzhoff on Jun 11, 2008 20:24:09 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by chrispk76 on Jun 11, 2008 20:42:54 GMT
loving the thread boys,
good luck to the matts
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Post by stokiematt on Jun 11, 2008 20:46:42 GMT
sad to say we didnt pull  |
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Post by Top Stopper on Jun 11, 2008 20:49:04 GMT
Maybe try this one then..
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
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Post by stokiematt on Jun 11, 2008 20:53:36 GMT
\\Matt// Vis Unita Fortior says:
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
katiee wilmshurst, gleniluu x says:
lol
\\Matt// Vis Unita Fortior says:
we on?
katiee wilmshurst, gleniluu x says:
pardon?
\\Matt// Vis Unita Fortior says:
we on for that plan?
katiee wilmshurst, gleniluu x says:
yes.
;D
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Post by Top Stopper on Jun 11, 2008 20:55:07 GMT
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Walk up to the target and lick two fingers and place them near her crotch. Then place the fingers back in your mouth and say . . .
I know you! ;D ;D
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Post by Goarn ROORRRRYYYY! on Jun 11, 2008 22:15:38 GMT
'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Ive got a knife,
Get in the van!'
Absolutely brilliant, didn't half give me a chuckle .. lyrical genius. ;D
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jun 11, 2008 22:20:20 GMT
My face is leaving in half an hour, make sure you're on it.
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Post by Goarn ROORRRRYYYY! on Jun 11, 2008 22:20:29 GMT
'HI MY NAMES JOSEF FRITZL'
Another beauty that tickled me, haha.
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jun 11, 2008 22:26:29 GMT
What's Josef Fritzl's favourite chat-up line?
"Fancy a bit of how's-your-father?"
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