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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2020 20:41:18 GMT
It is the UK's finest werewolf injury unit I used to think I was a werefwolf, Jeezy, but I'm much better nowwwwww - owwww, ow, ow, ow, owwwwwww  Howling with laughter See what I did there ? |
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Post by murphthesurf on Sept 28, 2020 20:59:23 GMT
I used to think I was a werefwolf, Jeezy, but I'm much better nowwwwww - owwww, ow, ow, ow, owwwwwww Howling with laughter See what I did there ?  You don't usually get it, Jeez!  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2020 22:27:46 GMT
Howling with laughter See what I did there ? You don't usually get it, Jeez! I usually ask people to explain discreetly at a later date. Am just waiting on a fax from a chap to explain the Yul Brynner joke. Any day now .He's probably run out of fax roll |
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Post by RF10 on Sept 28, 2020 22:40:17 GMT
Kill Bill
Bill gets killed.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2020 22:43:58 GMT
Space Jam
really enjoyed it
Buzz Aldrin returns home from his latest mission with a selection of intergalactic fruit preserves causing chaotic situations and sticky cutlery
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Post by murphthesurf on Sept 28, 2020 22:44:19 GMT
Get Carter.
Carter gets got.
Or possibly doesn't. Don't remember. Don't care.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 29, 2020 8:27:59 GMT
Napoleon Dynamite:
Quebec nationalist group The Sons of Napoleon plant a series of bombs at a baseball stadium in Toronto and a hard boiled team of mounties led by Kiefer Sutherland are drafted in to save the day.
Canadian thriller directed by Rick Moranis.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 29, 2020 8:40:48 GMT
Genuine review- saw a newish film called Fantasy Island last night. It was wank.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 29, 2020 9:05:53 GMT
The Shining:
Man isolated in a hotel goes mad after having to listen to piped music by Aswad all day every day.
Features the single 'Shine' by Aswad.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 29, 2020 9:22:12 GMT
Magnificent Seven.
Whittled down to 3 in a gunfight in the middle of nowhere.
Good music.
The End.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Sept 29, 2020 9:26:33 GMT
Thelma and Louise - Two cobbed up women go for a long drive
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2020 12:40:31 GMT
failure To Launch
documentary of the Haitian space programme and their attempts to put a man into space in a steel drum
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Post by thevoid on Sept 29, 2020 12:58:52 GMT
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre:
An axe murderer terrorises college kids in Arizona.
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Post by mattador78 on Sept 29, 2020 17:12:17 GMT
Say it ain’t so
Documentary about a man from Biddulph disappointed to find out his girlfriend is not his sister and their future children would be born with the right amount of fingers and toes.
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Post by henry on Sept 29, 2020 17:38:26 GMT
Snatch
A film about a giant vagina
Fanny by gas light
A film about a giant vagina that gets inspected by a Victorian gynecologist
The Blob
A film about a giant vagina that's non too pleased every 4 weeks.
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Post by teenagefanclub on Sept 29, 2020 17:57:39 GMT
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society...........not sure where to start with this one. Was forced to watch this by the other half a few weeks ago, I liked it. Thought it was a nice heart warming easy to watch film. |
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Post by murphthesurf on Sept 29, 2020 18:16:46 GMT
Z*L* Against stonking odds, the Welsh boys - (who could sing as well as fight) - won.  Can't tell you who they beat, or the new woke mob (+ the other lot with the initials) will 'ave me for brekky.  An' spit the bits out.
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Post by murphthesurf on Sept 29, 2020 18:20:05 GMT
Apollo 13 Three chaps in a rocket. Something goes 'clunk!' Squeaky bum time. Quick - phone the office. They find a solution & the chaps fly away home. Splishy sploshy landing. Happy ever after. |
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Post by noustie on Sept 29, 2020 18:20:14 GMT
Catch Me If You Can
An hour and a half watching Jack’s struggle to deal with crosses
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Sept 29, 2020 18:21:59 GMT
Apollo 11 Three chaps in a rocket. Something goes 'clunk!' Squeaky bum time. Quick - phone the office. They find a solution & the chaps fly away home. Splishy sploshy landing. Happy ever after. You remind me of Barry Norman 👀 |
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Post by murphthesurf on Sept 29, 2020 18:25:06 GMT
Jurassic Park
Bods have a nice afternoon out in the country. Suddenly: "WTF is THAT?"
A load of bluddy great big huge enormous lizards get loose, chase the people & eat a couple (don't ever run into the loo if any lizards get loose) - then the lizards all kill each other. 'Appy days return.
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Post by murphthesurf on Sept 29, 2020 18:40:05 GMT
Apollo 13 Three chaps in a rocket. Something goes 'clunk!' Squeaky bum time. Quick - phone the office. They find a solution & the chaps fly away home. Splishy sploshy landing. Happy ever after. You remind me of Barry Norman 👀 I look nothing like him!  |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Sept 29, 2020 18:40:45 GMT
You remind me of Barry Norman 👀 I look nothing like him! Not now at least👀 |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Sept 29, 2020 20:24:15 GMT
Apollo 13 Three chaps in a rocket. Something goes 'clunk!' Squeaky bum time. Quick - phone the office. They find a solution & the chaps fly away home. Splishy sploshy landing. Happy ever after. But did you watch the first twelve Murphs? |
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Sept 29, 2020 20:51:23 GMT
Duel.
Don't overtake mean looking lorries.
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Post by murphthesurf on Sept 29, 2020 20:55:30 GMT
Duel. Don't overtake mean looking lorries. 10-4, Rubber Duck.............. (Directed by Steven Spielberg - I think it was his first film as a Director?) |
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Post by murphthesurf on Sept 29, 2020 21:02:48 GMT
Apollo 13 Three chaps in a rocket. Something goes 'clunk!' Squeaky bum time. Quick - phone the office. They find a solution & the chaps fly away home. Splishy sploshy landing. Happy ever after. But did you watch the first twelve Murphs? I got bored after the first two because all the orbits kept giving me neck-ache, Lawrie!  |
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Post by lordb on Sept 29, 2020 21:43:56 GMT
Duel. Don't overtake mean looking lorries. 10-4, Rubber Duck.............. Cracking film (Directed by Steven Spielberg - I think it was his first film as a Director?) |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2020 21:51:27 GMT
Some Like It Hot
A man orders a Phall curry in The Monsoon restaurant in Bury and his friends have a Korma with hilarious consequences
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Sept 30, 2020 22:09:48 GMT
'Whiplash'
Jazz band conductor is a right horrible cunt.
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You don't usually get it, Jeez! 
