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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2020 9:15:01 GMT
Jaws...they kill a shark. Jaws 2...the kill another. Jaws 3...and another, but in 3D there was a jaws 4 “not a lot of people know that” (Smiley face) It paid for Michael Caine's mansion.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2020 9:16:33 GMT
Trainspotting:
Roy Cropper would hate it. Loads of drugs and you see a train once for about a second.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2020 9:24:19 GMT
The Exorcist:
Nothing to do with keep fit. Adolescent girl gets a cob on and won't get out of bed.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2020 9:28:01 GMT
Halloween:
Bloke who's been in a mental institution for years since he was eight suddenly decides to go trick or treating and passes his driving test.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2020 9:36:19 GMT
Eraserhead:
Young couple have an unplanned pregnancy, with hilarious consequences.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2020 9:37:43 GMT
Dune (original 1984):
Star Wars on acid.
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Sept 28, 2020 10:20:50 GMT
TenetDisappointing. Some great action scenes including the weirdest fight scene I've seen, but in a film that was difficult to understand in the first place, I couldn't hear the dialogue half the time. Awful sound mixing. Pain and GloryAntonio Banderas is excellent as an ill and aging film director. A moving film with great cinematography. Been weighing up whether to see Tenet or not, some very mixed reviews and everyone says they leave the cinema not knowing what it was all about! I'd usually say that if you're going to watch a film like that, watch it at the cinema. But at least at home you'd be able to put the subtitles on! I still think it's worth seeing at the cinema. Jaws...they kill a shark. Jaws 2...the kill another. Jaws 3...and another, but in 3D And no Bond villain in sight. I was really disappointed in the Jaws films.
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Post by henry on Sept 28, 2020 10:59:07 GMT
The Great Escape
Not that great, they either died or got recaptured.
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Post by Kpsje on Sept 28, 2020 11:03:37 GMT
there was a jaws 4 “not a lot of people know that” (Smiley face) It paid for Michael Caine's mansion. I knew you’d get it (thumbs up)
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Post by riverman on Sept 28, 2020 11:04:04 GMT
Marvellous:
Marvellous
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 28, 2020 11:32:12 GMT
Mad Max. 4 films. Aussie cop goes rogue after bikers kill his wife. He's not mad. (in my opinion) Just watch the first one.
EDIT. I'll accept he's a bit pissed off.
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Post by noustie on Sept 28, 2020 11:32:34 GMT
The Little Mermaid – female lead saves rich, successful, attractive male whilst just leaving the poor, ugly, unsuccessful ones to drown.
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Post by noustie on Sept 28, 2020 11:57:42 GMT
Moana – Success purely down to location. Teenage girl going on a voyage of discovery in a battered Subaru with a long haired brown fella and a bedraggled staffy around Rochdale wouldn’t have attracted merchandise sales.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2020 12:10:18 GMT
The Last Boy Scout
Angry Brownies go on a killing rampage and only one survives. He must save the world using only a penknife and his woggle
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Sept 28, 2020 12:10:23 GMT
'Breaking The Limits'
Polish druggie turns Champion Triathlete. Great film.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2020 12:20:19 GMT
Blue Velvet:
A bloke called Frank drinks and pops pills whilst swearing and ranting a lot. Essentially, it's an American version of Shameless.
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Post by theoptimist on Sept 28, 2020 12:34:13 GMT
Speed.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2020 12:53:08 GMT
Eraserhead 2: Electric Boogaloo
Henry and The Lady in the Radiator arrange a breakdancing competition to raise funds for the local youth club, which is going to be knocked down by an evil property developer played by Dan Ackroyd. It ends with them having an hilarious rap battle.
(I made this film up, but it really does need to be made 😎)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2020 12:59:08 GMT
The Hurt Locker
A man traps his finger after trying to retrieve his 20p with his key following a lovely swim at Congleton baths
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2020 13:04:54 GMT
An American Werewolf in London:
Bloke gets life threatening injuries on the Yorkshire moors and gets taken to a hospital in London, rather than Leeds or Sheffield.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2020 13:11:27 GMT
An American Werewolf in London: Bloke gets life threatening injuries on the Yorkshire moors and gets taken to a hospital in London, rather than Leeds or Sheffield. It is the UK's finest werewolf injury unit
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2020 13:20:30 GMT
Dead Man's Shoes:
Cynical, penny pinching single bloke buys some shoes from a deceased man's wife but the shoes turn out to be cursed and control where he walks, leading him into some madcap scrapes. But will he find love along the way?
British romcom with Simon Pegg and that bloke who played Finchy from The Office.
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Post by henry on Sept 28, 2020 13:54:25 GMT
Dead Poets Society It’s wank it’s got no members.
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Post by plug on Sept 28, 2020 14:11:41 GMT
Moby Dick. Severe lack of cock.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2020 14:17:01 GMT
Twister
A young girl's coming of age struggle to get her right hand on blue and left foot on yellow
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Post by NassauDave on Sept 28, 2020 14:22:48 GMT
An American Werewolf in London: Bloke gets life threatening injuries on the Yorkshire moors and gets taken to a hospital in London, rather than Leeds or Sheffield. Michael Tonge was probably driving him. It’s at least 45 minutes to an hour to a random London hospital.
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Post by NassauDave on Sept 28, 2020 14:24:12 GMT
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.
Not a bird in sight.
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Post by noustie on Sept 28, 2020 14:31:00 GMT
Bulletproof Monk
Explains how Gary continues to get managerial jobs despite being an annoying smug twat.
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Post by pretzel on Sept 28, 2020 18:50:40 GMT
Dead in a week (or your money back) - Obscure British dark comedy done brilliantly
It's on Netflix if you fancy something different to watch
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Post by murphthesurf on Sept 28, 2020 19:51:51 GMT
An American Werewolf in London: Bloke gets life threatening injuries on the Yorkshire moors and gets taken to a hospital in London, rather than Leeds or Sheffield. It is the UK's finest werewolf injury unit I used to think I was a werefwolf, Jeezy, but I'm much better nowwwwww - owwww, ow, ow, ow, owwwwwww
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