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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2008 12:11:57 GMT
I didn't fucking watch it because it is wank.
I had a wank over Asian porn instead. Then I had a chicken sandwich. Then I had a wank over White Chicks like Big Dick.
Then I read 1984 by George Orwell. The irony, oh the irony.
Big Brother is for packed lunch eating wank dogs.
People who watch Big Brother don't wear belts either.
Fucking non-belt wearing suck pigs!
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 12:15:26 GMT
I watched springwatch.
Bill Oddie eh? smashing.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2008 12:16:50 GMT
Cunts
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Jun 11, 2008 12:17:46 GMT
A bad-ass ghetto girl was running her mouth off last night, "you get me, innit?" etc etc
Would love to see her hang from the exit steps for a friday eviction finale, burning crosses madame?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2008 12:17:47 GMT
Bill Oddie
Dictionary defintion: A good honest belt wearing ornothologist.
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 12:19:21 GMT
9-5ers Definition: Fat unfunny bird-watching fat shirt-bursting fat shrilly voiced fat cunt. Who is fat.
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Post by salopstick on Jun 11, 2008 12:20:58 GMT
i dont trust people who dont wear belts, or those sorts who hang their keys from a belt loop
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2008 12:22:07 GMT
9-5ers Definition: Fat unfunny bird-watching fat shirt-bursting fat shrilly voiced fat cunt. Who is fat. Do you want a fight?
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 12:26:40 GMT
Not overly no, i'm shit at fighting.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2008 12:26:46 GMT
Do you want a fist?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2008 12:28:15 GMT
Well I'm going to fight you and I'm going to punch you in your cunt.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 11, 2008 12:33:05 GMT
loony gets a Minus Six*
*The Minus Six Ice Fist
An unforgiving frosty fisting administered at -6 degree's with a sculptered fist of pure arctic ice, leaving your insides feeling derelict and souless.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2008 12:33:43 GMT
You don’t solve anything with violence Loony.
Well, except wars, violence is fucking handy in wars but apart from that nothing.
Well, also it can help to resolve differences in opinions after 10 pints as well.
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 12:34:34 GMT
And if the bride's getting a bit cheeky with the lip.
But other than that, violence doesn't solve anything.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2008 12:35:54 GMT
loony gets a Minus Six* *The Minus Six Ice Fist An unforgiving frosty fisting administered at -6 degree's with a sculptered fist of pure arctic ice, leaving your insides feeling derelict and souless. Make love not war as they say
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Post by ben88 on Jun 11, 2008 13:04:59 GMT
i must defend a fellow fister, sorry looney (my radiohead tickets came today ) SAHARA SAND FIST!
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