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Post by scfctilidie on Jun 10, 2008 18:38:24 GMT
funniest joke by 8pm ;D
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Post by boothenendboy on Jun 10, 2008 18:39:11 GMT
wrong board
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Post by scfctilidie on Jun 10, 2008 18:40:41 GMT
end of thread  have an exalt boothenendboy sorry  |
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Post by boothenendboy on Jun 10, 2008 18:42:48 GMT
cheers ;D have one back.
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Post by TheWiseMaster on Jun 10, 2008 18:48:33 GMT
old one but I like it
a vampire bat returns to his cave dripping in blood much to the excitement of his young pal
Please take to the spot where you found the blood said the young bat
after a long flight the first bat paused and pointed to an oak tree
see that oak tree over there?
yes - says young bat
.......well I didn't!
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Post by curacao on Jun 10, 2008 19:01:44 GMT
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's enjoying it, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, he somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey did?"
The guy says, "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"No, what?" replies the guy.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his ass, pulled it out, and ate it!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."
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Post by boppa74 on Jun 10, 2008 19:26:33 GMT
A bit late, but what the heck..... There were two gay guys living together. One was more feminine and the other more masculine. The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he could do about. Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy, and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough to produce hair. The masculine homosexual was elated. He went immediately home and smothered his chest in Vaseline. When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?" The masculine one explained what the doctor said and waited for comment from his partner. Finally, his partner said, "Don't you think if that was true that you would have a "pony tail" coming out of your ass by now?"  |
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