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Post by ben88 on Jun 10, 2008 12:43:41 GMT
right, let me set the scene,
on my dinenr hour i sit at my desk and watch some internet video of some sort, i get out my sandwiches and open the tin foil, i then open my packet of crisps and pour them out onto the tin foil, so i have easy access to them.
then i sort the crisps into three piles,
Cast Offs : little broken pieces, crumbs, anything with colouring (greens and browns)
Alrighties : good crisps that have been broken in some way, maybe have a crack or a hole in them.
Perfectos : large and medium sized crisps, no cracks or holes, perfect you might say.
i then eat them in order of,
cast offs > alrighties > perfectos
ive just been told im weird for doing this.
am i?
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 10, 2008 12:46:04 GMT
Hell Yes.
Mind you, in fairness i had my doubts before your little crisp OCD disclaimer.
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Post by TheDee51 on Jun 10, 2008 12:48:45 GMT
Ben - you've got way too much time on your hands mate.  ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2008 12:50:00 GMT
OCD indeed
Obsessive Cunt Disorder.
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Post by TheDee51 on Jun 10, 2008 12:57:14 GMT
What about Pringles mate - they seem to be perfect everytime???
??? ???
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Post by craig67 on Jun 10, 2008 12:57:14 GMT
Or you autistic! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2008 12:57:21 GMT
Yes you are weird...because only sad weird little bastards take a packed lunch to work!!
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Post by boothenendboy on Jun 10, 2008 12:58:03 GMT
Yes you are weird...because only sad weird little bastards take a packed lunch to work!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Chris on Jun 10, 2008 12:59:52 GMT
Obsessive Crisp Disorder
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Post by robdog on Jun 10, 2008 13:19:47 GMT
freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
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Post by Southstander on Jun 10, 2008 13:46:20 GMT
"Have some lunch, three different flavours all mixed up... mmm exciting. Then afterwards, beans! Until you're better I'll be making all your meals!"
"Thanks... crisps and beans. What will come first, scurvy or ricketts?"
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Post by ben88 on Jun 10, 2008 14:04:39 GMT
packed lunches are coming back in fasion,
just you wait, me and my postman pat lunch box will have the last laugh
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Post by LDE76 on Jun 10, 2008 15:16:58 GMT
I'm sure I read/ heard years ago that former England wicket keeper Jack Russell used to insist on his cereal being left to soak in milk for exactly twelve minutes prior to consumption. He also used to drive around roundabouts three times in order to throw any pursuers off his trail and any visitors being driven to his home were forced to wear a blindfold so that they couldn't memorise the route.
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Post by ben88 on Jun 10, 2008 15:22:23 GMT
I'm sure I read/ heard years ago that former England wicket keeper Jack Russell used to insist on his cereal being left to soak in milk for exactly twelve minutes prior to consumption. He also used to drive around roundabouts three times in order to throw any pursuers off his trail and any visitors being driven to his home were forced to wear a blindfold so that they couldn't memorise the route. these all seem like rational and excellent ideas to me |
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Post by Southstander on Jun 10, 2008 15:27:53 GMT
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Post by LDE76 on Jun 10, 2008 15:36:13 GMT
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 10, 2008 15:42:40 GMT
Funny breed Jack Russells
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Post by Southstander on Jun 10, 2008 15:43:04 GMT
He probably still uses a Motorola Timeport too...
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 10, 2008 15:44:49 GMT
are you autistic! Yes i believe Ben88 does have a talent for drawing and crayoning ;D |
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Post by chrispk76 on Jun 10, 2008 16:42:18 GMT
What about Pringles mate - they seem to be perfect everytime??? ??? ??? they have loads of little ben88's working for them,sorting them out and piling them into tubes. |
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