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Post by salopstick on Jun 9, 2008 21:40:37 GMT
yum yum  |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 10, 2008 6:59:03 GMT
She looks like an owd baboon for fucks sake.  Shag her though ;D |
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jun 10, 2008 21:09:07 GMT
Any relation to Howard? ;D
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 11:33:52 GMT
I understand she married a bloke called Billy Mint-Cake.
This union was predominantly for comedic purposes.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 11, 2008 11:38:56 GMT
I don't think "Felicity Mint-Cake" is very funny
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 11:41:54 GMT
I see your point.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 11, 2008 11:47:45 GMT
the most important thing is that you had a go
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 11:51:00 GMT
I think so. Comedy doesn't come naturally to me, which is why i used to be a scriptwriter for My Family
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Jun 11, 2008 11:56:20 GMT
Not as good as my bird, does ATM, the lot, no holds barred.  She has a suprisingly tight ring for someone who is nearly dead. |
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 11:57:16 GMT
There's no arguing with that.
She must do exercises or something on it.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 11, 2008 11:57:23 GMT
I think so. Comedy doesn't come naturally to me, which is why i used to be a scriptwriter for My Family smashing ;D |
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 12:06:52 GMT
Thought you'd like  |
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jun 11, 2008 12:27:29 GMT
Kathy Staff - now she would get it. I bet that brush has been to places we can only dream of.
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 12:35:49 GMT
Compo and get used to roast her. Compo always butt-fucked her because Clegg likes a gobbie.
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Post by Top Stopper on Jun 11, 2008 12:39:08 GMT
Sick bastards, Kendall fair play but Nora Batty??? ;D
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jun 11, 2008 12:47:26 GMT
Yep, word on the grapevine is that Compo's weapon is/was of monsterous proportions. I'm not surprised Nora liked it 'up the batty'.
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 12:59:18 GMT
It's true, it's why he walked funny. t wasn't fleas or any of that shit, it was his giant wanger.
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Post by the cat on Jun 11, 2008 12:59:31 GMT
Compo said he made her toes curl........
By shagging her with her tights still on
;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Jun 11, 2008 13:01:06 GMT
So is that why he wore his wellies so baggy??  |
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 11, 2008 13:02:27 GMT
Exactly. He liked to give his undercarriage a bit of an airing.
He had very short legs.
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Post by JoeinOz on Jun 11, 2008 23:10:34 GMT
I saw her in the street last week. Didn't talk to her though. I was tempted but why bother?
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Jun 11, 2008 23:17:04 GMT
Anybody who appears in shite written by Carla Lane is talentless She's a pole dancer in Wigan these days  |
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Post by robdog on Jun 12, 2008 7:20:23 GMT
Vivian to Rik & washing machine - "Oh lardie dah.Look what ive found in my laundry bag.All of Felicity Kendall's underwear that needs a good wash"
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